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Kalsco
Jul 26, 2012


make a bread, eat a bread

its that easy

nothing much better

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WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.


Just made a loaf

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

breab good

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Beer is yeast pissssssss

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Bake the bread.




Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I like a hard, crispy crust with warm, soft insides

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

bradzilla posted:

Bread is basically yeast farts.

I knead to know your thoughts.

so your saying if i eat bread im eatting yeast farts which came from yeast rear end so ipso facto eatting bread is eatting rear end.

hate hoot
Nov 7, 2012
People like to go on about bread being unhealthy (white flour, gluten, carbs, etc). I think it's amazing how healthy it is. Like, for thousands of years ordinary people in Europe/Middle East/probably lots of other places I know less about ate little else and survived, often for many decades. Obviously a diet with lots of leafy greens and lean meats and such is much better but it's still pretty cool how much of your nutritional needs are satisfied just by bread. Even modern crap like Wonderbread is fortified with so many incredible vitamins and minerals - when was the last time you saw someone in the developed world with beriberi or pellagra?

I'm not advocating a bread-only diet, I just think we should give credit where credit is due.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Chomp8645 posted:

Bake the bread.






It’s a shame how often the baking skills of the lamia are overlooked.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



the puns in this thread are le pain full.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
Serious posting: rye bread pb&j is pretty dang good

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

my bread thought is who thought wheat would taste good, and that the process to make it good means grinding it up and adding bacteria. in the wild its just spiky and unappealing except for the colour which I think was bread into it (tee hee). who even started that path. it's crazy.

and what other weird things could we be doing to things that no-one is bored enough to try because we all have iPhone 12 Pro Maxes and Playstation 5s? maybe if you get a bunch of hamsters to jizz on granite and then set it on fire and then pour acid and fairy floss on there and freeze it and drill it apart it's like, delicious or something

nakieon
Aug 28, 2020

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Sean Connery died eating bread. I will never eat bread again.

Every organic being that has ever eaten bread has died eventually

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

dee eight posted:

Serious posting: rye bread pb&j is pretty dang good

it really is. I didn't think it would work but it does

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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nakieon posted:

Every organic being that has ever eaten bread has died eventually

So how non organic does a person gotta make himself in order to eat bread for eternity

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Slipping on my loafers and going to grab some bread from the kitchen.




Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Hulk Hogan gonna sue u

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Sourdough Supremacy

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Amazing follow up. I never expected this twist. 10/10

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Bread mood: case of the mondays



Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
bread is so loving good. gonna go to the store later today and buy some loving loaves

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Gonna eat some yeast rolls it's gonna own gently caress yeah

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

This fellow made sourdough starter from wild yeast harvested naturally from a grain field that has been around for centuries

https://twitter.com/SeamusBlackley/status/1140945355992965121

Pretty neat imo.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
you cant make a good sandwich with bad bread. no matter how good the other ingredients. utterly impossible.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Chinatown posted:

you cant make a good sandwich with bad bread. no matter how good the other ingredients. utterly impossible.

hmmmmm hand carved turkey, thick cut bacon from the farm, greens & tomatoes from the garden....on this here Wonderbread



mmmmm hot pastrami directly from a NYC deli on this here MRE cracker bread

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Update: the roll was good

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
literally buying three loaves (1 normal, 2 small) rn

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

20 Blunts posted:

hmmmmm hand carved turkey, thick cut bacon from the farm, greens & tomatoes from the garden....on this here Wonderbread

id be ok with this as long as its fresh wonderbread :colbert:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Chinatown posted:

Sourdough Supremacy

Hell yeah son

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Nobody will survive the challahpocalypse.

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

bossy lady posted:

Nobody will survive the challahcalypse.
fixed

I am ready to be claimed in a rapture of eggy braided loaves

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo

nakieon posted:

Every organic being that has ever eaten bread has died eventually



So this is how those Buddhas do it.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I bet you smell like moldy bread, brad.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
this thread got me all horned up about bread and then I ate way too much bread and now I feel all bloaty and fat

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zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
They'll never tell you what the fifth grain actually is.

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