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ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Grammarchist posted:

The 2016 Album was one of the only bright spots of that year, due in no small part to you. Kruxy's big collaborative songs were super fun as well.

Really? Huh. I guess my ideas were better than I thought! I'm genuinely touched to hear you say that. I still wish I knew what in Santa's name possessed my to do Holly Jolly Battle of the Forms. That whole concept is way out there, even for me.

EDIT: While trying to fall asleep, a thread title idea came to me: Merry Lives Matter. I thought I should post that so I didn't forget it. Also, I think instead of the FRE I mayread from the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure. That's more specifically relevant, though I'm not sure offhand its length relative to the FRE.

ManiacClown fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Nov 12, 2020

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

ManiacClown posted:

Really? Huh. I guess my ideas were better than I thought! I'm genuinely touched to hear you say that. I still wish I knew what in Santa's name possessed my to do Holly Jolly Battle of the Forms. That whole concept is way out there, even for me.

EDIT: While trying to fall asleep, a thread title idea came to me: Merry Lives Matter. I thought I should post that so I didn't forget it. Also, I think instead of the FRE I mayread from the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure. That's more specifically relevant, though I'm not sure offhand its length relative to the FRE.

Yeah, I don't think I'll be touching that one; a LOT of marginalized and disenfranchised people being murdered for no reason. Ironically enough, I'd sooner riff on the goddamned coronavirus, really.

Something Awful Xmas Super Spreader of Joy Vol 12.

arseballs
Nov 12, 2016
Co-ho-ho-vid-19 :sassargh:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Joypocalypse

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Bottom line is that I will not be deciding the album title; it'll be up to the popular vote. Y'know.... like a democracy. Like a thread title. So if some goon comes up with a good title and it gets unending empty quotes, then that's it.

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Yeah, I don't think I'll be touching that one; a LOT of marginalized and disenfranchised people being murdered for no reason. Ironically enough, I'd sooner riff on the goddamned coronavirus, really.

Something Awful Xmas Super Spreader of Joy Vol 12.

I'd conceived of it as trying to make a serious statement with it— I roughly conceived of a cover design, even— but I suppose you're right. Given the content of our efforts, the dissonance would likely be far too great to meaningfully say anything without it seeming like we're using it for comedy. Also, you mentioning coronavirus gave me a track idea! I've only got the title and chorus, so someone feel free to go nuts with this. Between reading something like the FRCP or maybe the DOJ manual for prosecutors (I really haven't settled yet) and doing everything for It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Krampus I doubt I'd have time to do this too.

Grandma Got Put On A Ventilator
Grandma got put on a ventilator
'Cause she contracted COVID-19
You can say that masks are not effective
But as for me and science, we believe.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Oh, it's this time of year again. Will probably finally record that Brexmas rap from two (three? four?) years ago. Who knew it'd still be relevant!

Is there another goon collab this year?

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Oh god, I'm working on another cover thing and the original guy is just singing for four minutes without interruption and I don't even have a gimmick or angle for the lyrics yet and :derp:

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Haschel Cedricson posted:

Oh a few weeks ago I walked by my daughter while she was doing remote learning in her music class. This is all her on her own, with nobody else mentioning this song to her since last December:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1322703455190802434

better than the original

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
Slippery Tilde

ManiacClown posted:

Grandma Got Put On A Ventilator
Grandma got put on a ventilator
'Cause she contracted COVID-19
You can say that masks are not effective
But as for me and science, we believe.

[Verse 1]
She'd been watching Tucker Carlson
And we'd begged her, "stay at home,"
But she wouldn't put a mask on
And she lumbered on the bus to the casino

When we found her Christmas morning
In the hospital's hallway
No more rooms to put old folks in
And inadequate insurance, anyway

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Now we're all so proud of Grandpa
He threw out all her MAGA hats
Turned Fox News over to Maddow
And managed to re-home her dozen cats

We're all safe indoors this winter
Hope our utilities don't quit
And we all now should know better
Not to trust pandemics to narcissists

[Verse 3]
Now the Grubhub meal's delivered
But we'll have to eat alone
Each of us gets the feeling
Maybe Grandma had the right idea, oh no

We'll have Christmas on a Zoom call
Toast the new year to our screens
It's not safe to get together
Wonder how long 'til we all can get vaccines

(Sing it, Grandpa!)

danoteck
May 2, 2005

Captain Pussy(little bitch of the 7 seas)

A few goons have asked me to consider another pirate Christmas song. I would be down to do it, does anyone want to do a collab with me (do so at your own risk lol)?

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puTsbvGEK68

This will never leave my head. May it infect your grey matter as well.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


danoteck posted:

A few goons have asked me to consider another pirate Christmas song. I would be down to do it, does anyone want to do a collab with me (do so at your own risk lol)?

I have no skills, and whatever probably bad quality mic an airpod has. But yes. accept at your own risk.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

danoteck posted:

A few goons have asked me to consider another pirate Christmas song. I would be down to do it, does anyone want to do a collab with me (do so at your own risk lol)?

Sure, I could do some rapping/singing. PM me, what you need.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I think a good idea for a parody would be Chris Isaak's Wicked Game, but the whole song would be based around the line in the chorus: "And Iiiiiiiiiiii want a pair of socks".

If this doesn't happen by the time I get the rest of my/our submissions in, then I might do it myself. I'm willing to accept lyrics posted in here.

Edit: just fyi, I haven't been as involved in this thread yet, strictly due to the fact that I'm finishing off the score for a game (goon made!) that comes out this Friday. So, after Nov 20th, I'll be doing my best to go, in earnest, hog loving wild.

danoteck
May 2, 2005

Captain Pussy(little bitch of the 7 seas)

Paladinus posted:

Sure, I could do some rapping/singing. PM me, what you need.

Alrighty... I'll start getting something together that sounds very christmasy.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

We were just talking about this thread and I’m so happy to see it back. :dance:

Post all your music here. My eternal Christmas list playlist has the usual radio favorites along with Ho ho ho it’s Christmas time, Taco Bell Christmas, and Jingle Bawitiba. They’re classics.

We’ll have to come up with something soon.

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

HERE'S A GIFT

I got sick and what equipment I have isn't feeling too hot either, but here's my macaroni picture for the fridge because I love y'all more than the world hates us.

The 12 Threads of Christmas
https://soundcloud.com/genghis-don/the-12-threads-of-christmas

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

The only good part of this time of year, hell yes!

Pilfered Pallbearers
Aug 2, 2007

https://saxmas.bandcamp.com/track/carol-of-the-bombs

This one makes me laugh like an idiot nearly every time I hear it.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

:toot: thanks for the sticky! :toot:

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM killed Masen

jennyinstereo posted:

Now's your chance to write some! Here, I'll help out:

Now get your fork and your plate
For this hot rear end turkey
Bring a napkin and a date
For this hot rear end turkey
Pay my rent just to taste it
All this hot rear end turkey
Don't you dare make me waste it
Eat this hot rear end turkey

You're welcome :smug:

I'll never have a normal thanksgiving again.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

:siren: Here's A Gift From Me To You :siren:

Silly Burrito - Last Christmas

Highly recommended to use headphones with this. Enjoy!

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Nov 18, 2020

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Grammarchist posted:

HERE'S A GIFT

I got sick and what equipment I have isn't feeling too hot either, but here's my macaroni picture for the fridge because I love y'all more than the world hates us.

The 12 Threads of Christmas
https://soundbutt.com/genghis-don/the-12-threads-of-christmas

Goddamn, dude. Goddamn.

The fact that it's not even on time is just :discourse: (EDIT: The ending is perfect)

And Silly Burrito, I appreciate your gift as well :glomp: I half expected it to jump right back into 'Last Christmas' again. Excellent work.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

And Silly Burrito, I appreciate your gift as well :glomp: I half expected it to jump right back into 'Last Christmas' again. Excellent work.

Thanks, just trying to live up to its name. I figure it’s something you could slip into someone’s playlist at a Christmas party (in 2020? yeah right) and see how many people you could fool/freak out with it.

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
has anyone suggested Merry Chrismasque of the Red Death yet

Cheese Thief
Oct 30, 2020
I can write the wikipedia if you need help with that?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

A Santa hat with MAGA on it, and stupid Trump's face on it, with the words...

"Make Advent Gentile Again".

Too much?

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

A Santa hat with MAGA on it, and stupid Trump's face on it, with the words...

"Make Advent Gentile Again".

Too much?

After “Hollycaust” I’d rather we didn’t dip into that well again and in retrospect never should have done so in the first place.

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
Death from the Seventh Seal and Santa in a face mask playing chess?

Alternatively something involving Twelve Monkeys, since this is the 12th album, there's a global pandemic etc.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SA Christmas 2020: TP, PPE, & COVID Free


SA Christmas 2020: The Only Corona I Want For Christmas Is In A Bottle


SA Christmas 2020: COUNT THE SONGS


SA Christmas 2020: Festivus Murder Hornets

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Haschel Cedricson posted:

After “Hollycaust” I’d rather we didn’t dip into that well again and in retrospect never should have done so in the first place.

This is absolutely fair, yes. Good call.

Silly Burrito posted:

SA Christmas 2020: The Only Corona I Want For Christmas Is In A Bottle

I like this. Wordy, but good.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The Most Positive Christmas.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Testing Positive...for Merriment!

DeathTongue
Jul 13, 2001

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

If no one objects, I'd like to put it in some sort of official order when I tackle it sometime this month.

Not at all. I collated the entries that year but was mid-way through some personal unpleasantness and had no time or energy to do an official ordering :(

Also: Yay! SA Xmas! I've had my first song idea for this year percolating for about 5 months now. Going to start working on it tonight.

Also also: I'm completely willing to collaborate on tunes. I can play guitar, know enough about music theory that I can put a chord progression or two together, I can "sing". Well...make noises with my mouth and other body parts.

DeathTongue fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Nov 19, 2020

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Paladinus posted:

The Most Positive Christmas.

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

Carols in Quarantine

Fawf
Nov 5, 2009

It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

Haschel Cedricson posted:

After “Hollycaust” I’d rather we didn’t dip into that well again and in retrospect never should have done so in the first place.

absolutely, there's a bunch of great songs on that year's album that I can't easily share with my non-SA friends because the youtube thumbnail is super :yikes:

DeathTongue
Jul 13, 2001

Grammarchist posted:

Carols in Quarantine

With cover art of carolers behind a window inside their own house, caroling out to their own empty front lawn.

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Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

DeathTongue posted:

With cover art of carolers behind a window inside their own house, caroling out to their own empty front lawn.

Could even be in crayon and 100% work as an easily recognizable reference.

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