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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
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Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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Move over Tickle Me Elmo, the hot new gift this year is Bubbe, the Dancing Jew!

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Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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Alec Eiffel posted:

I don’t know who the gently caress dan purdy is or why this stupid poo poo matters. please SHUT THE gently caress UP about it and Trump

You came to the Trump thread, you get what you pay for.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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Spergin Morlock posted:

i want you to imagine gina haspel getting railed by mcconnell in his office

I imagine that they're probably just doing rails in his office.















And also loving

Gods_Butthole
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Whether Trump is actually able to successfully pull off a coup is debatable, but even just an attempt at it would be horribly damaging for the U.S. government and inevitably deeply hilarious.

I bet he goes for it.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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Coverup for what? :confused:



I am very sorry for this lovely snype.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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I wish that they would coverup Trump's fat nussy. Disgusting. I haven't been able to cum since I saw it.

Gods_Butthole
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text editor posted:

whatever shady poo poo nunes and flynn were mixed up in

I legitimately cannot keep up with all the wild poo poo these people are up to, thanks friend.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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Korean Boomhauer posted:

the gently caress is real anymore

Only the simulacrum is true

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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Bootleg Trunks posted:

Joy is a girlboss

drat, you really went there and said it, hard r and everything. Have CSPAM posters no decorum?

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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slave to my cravings posted:

let me explain how Iran contra is like Harry Potter

Go on....

Gods_Butthole
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Spergin Morlock posted:

oh he's definitely going to try and it's almost certainly not going to work based on what we've seen in the last week lol

Oh yes, I will not be surprised. And he'll definitely be a messy bitch during the whole thing.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

They don’t, the Walmart Black Friday circular came out today and their prime draw is a $149 laptop

For what most laptops are used for (email, facebook, and porn) I see no reason to spend more than $149 on one.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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Cowpocalypse posted:

it's far-fetched and not going to happen but imagine what a legitimate coup in america would do to global markets

Corn futures are going to plummet :(

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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Gods_Butthole
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While I appreciate what he's going for here, the correct move was not to extend the asinine metaphor any further.

Gods_Butthole
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Metric Skeleton posted:

i thought his kids are all pretty busy rn

The Huckabee clan is able and willing.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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CredulousAtBest posted:

yeah if you somehow missed out on pearl jam then treat yourself, they loving own

I got to see them at their home show last year, it was pretty cool :)

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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Buddykins posted:

i absolutely could not bathe in that tub


Can you please blur out that loving nussy? It's obscene.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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:kimchi:

Gods_Butthole
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Aino Minako posted:

they’re gonna bang their five-heads together

Gods_Butthole
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

He hasn’t fuckin done anything

The last four years we’re watching tv and tweeting, he essentially had a long vacation

Vacation implies that he'd be doing anything different normally.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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Squizzle posted:

i didnt read anything they posted tho

I think that makes you the winner by default.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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HycoCam posted:

The one thing I had hoped that maybe getting covid would destroy of Trump's--his ability to golf. But nope--don't even get that...

Riding around in a golf cart and having small Puerto Rican boys fetch your wayward balls doesn't take that much cardiovascular effort.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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Dustcat posted:

our shiny golden boi is filled with eggy treasure

We should crack him open (in Minecraft) and take the eggy treasure for ourselves

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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What a big handsom boi

Gods_Butthole
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uber_stoat posted:

i mean i do try to stay engaged but this thread has such manic Posting energy and moves so quickly, if i tried to read every one of these dang things i'd never get anything else done.

Why would you want to get anything else done?

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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:catstare:

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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I love the manic posting threads because I can post whatever inane drivel pops into my head and no one judges me for it :3:

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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:(

Gods_Butthole
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Hillary 2020 posted:

People who lose coup attempts generally have to flee the country or end up hanging from lampposts. I hope the GOP realizes the level of commitment needed if they're going to try to carry this through.

I hope they don't

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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Me coming for that capitalist rear end

Gods_Butthole
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Fluoride Jones posted:

uncooked mushrooms, yummy

Unironically yes.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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Joementum posted:

if you're going to impersonate a cop, probably not a great idea to take a picture with a member of congress


then again, there will be zero consequences, so go ahead i guess

https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1328050299634855937

drat, I think there's money to be made dressing up as an urban operator and offering escorts for racist white women.

Gods_Butthole
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Gods_Butthole
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DarkEuphoria posted:

when hasn't there been?

I'm late to the grifting racists party

Gods_Butthole
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Flavius Aetass posted:

is this about her miscarriage again

:holymoley:

Gods_Butthole
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Louisgod posted:

Good reminder the admin Bush was more evil than the trump admin

https://twitter.com/proudsocialist/status/1328035441216372736?s=21

I've grown largely numb to so many atrocities of the American Empire and I really haven't thought much about Abu Graib in some time, but this video broke me today. I'm left with nothing but impotent rage and grief. I can't even take pleasure in watching the Imperial machine crash and burn, since the worst of the disaster will almost entirely fall on the weakest members of our society, and thus the least responsible.

I'm broken and crying for the first time in a long time. There is nothing left but :d2a:

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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loving democrats have the gall to shame me for not enthusiastically fellating Joe Biden's disaster of a candidacy? They have the gall to ask me to bow down to Obama's headship? The man who effortlessly just swept this under the rug? God drat this demon cracker nation. drat it to hell. I hope the sea levels rise and swallow the whole blighted, rotten land back into the sea so that any trace of the American colony is scrubbed by salt and turbulence. Any true memory locked away into esoteric archives and only myths used to scare children before bedtime remain.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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God drat this demon cracker nation. Raising the name of God over its head while breaking and torturing Their children. Giving itself over to gluttony, avarice, greed, and wrath all while singing pious songs about God's blessings? drat it to hell, drat it all to hell and burn.

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Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
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Harald posted:

buddy you can tronoopmp , trhpy, and even outrponem

I'll take my rage posting to a more appropriate thread.

Or maybe I should log off and take a walk.

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