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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZIDgYEvDn4

Oh fuckkkkkkk it's November and there's a :siren: presidential election :siren: happening already.

Is that enough sirens? No it's not enough sirens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIos0ya-yss

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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER


Ultra Carp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsOPHyuAuT0

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sXlaBa75Iw

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

No idea what this is from, but yes.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Nov 1, 2020

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





might be dead rising?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Godholio posted:

No idea what this is from, but yes.

The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Godholio posted:

No idea what this is from, but yes.

Legend of Zelda: Majora's mask.

The world is ending in three days and you have to use the ocarina of time to cheat fate and a scarecrow with ... issues.



This is the doom you're preventing. But imagine the moon is Trump.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Platystemon posted:

The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask

Even I know this and I haven't owned a Nintendo anything in like 25 years.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
People were making the same joke before the 2016 election and...welp

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
It’s an apt comparison.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Oh fuckkkkkkk it's November and there's a :siren: presidential election :siren: happening already.
Uh, sorry, first I'm hearing of this. What day do I go vote? Who's on the ballot this time around?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I'm gonna post in the right thread like the good German I am.

Not like those criminals still posting in the October-thread.

Posting in the wrong thread ist verboten.

Also, I'm glad that I now have empirical data to back up the assumption that - when faced with a choice of two existing funny German words and a fake one - Americans will go with the fake one if it sounds funnier.



Alright, I'm gonna excuse myself to the study with a cigar and a Cognac to figure out how to fundamentally change the world as we know it with this knowledge.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I'm gonna post in the right thread like the good German I am.

Not like those criminals still posting in the October-thread.

Posting in the wrong thread ist verboten.

Also, I'm glad that I now have empirical data to back up the assumption that - when faced with a choice of two existing funny German words and a fake one - Americans will go with the fake one if it sounds funnier.



Alright, I'm gonna excuse myself to the study with a cigar and a Cognac to figure out how to fundamentally change the world as we know it with this knowledge.

Schninitzelhasen 2020!

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Also, I'm glad that I now have empirical data to back up the assumption that - when faced with a choice of two existing funny German words and a fake one - Americans will go with the fake one if it sounds funnier.



Alright, I'm gonna excuse myself to the study with a cigar and a Cognac to figure out how to fundamentally change the world as we know it with this knowledge.

Yet Keinohrhasen is a real word. Makes u think


Wishing all US goons best of luck on Tuesday.

Burt
Sep 23, 2007

Poke.



So if Biden does win, how long will it be before ICE is disbanded and your concentration camps shut down?

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

Burt posted:

So if Biden does win, how long will it be before ICE is disbanded and your concentration camps shut down?

At least 4 years

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
NaN

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

GoGoGadget posted:

At least 4 years

Yea, sorry euro/canadian bros the american people are voting between disease and life support, not disease and actual treatment this time.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

posting in both threads in defiance of my german genes. haHA!

IMPORTANT NEWS ANNOUNCEMENT! ALDI'S ADVENT CALENDARS ARE HITTING STORES NOV. 4th.

https://www.riverfronttimes.com/foodblog/2020/10/30/aldis-boozy-advent-calendars-hit-stores-the-day-after-the-election

Wine, Cheese, and Hard Seltzer this year.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Burt posted:

So if Biden does win, how long will it be before ICE is disbanded and your concentration camps shut down?

about the same amount of time it took obama to shut down gitmo

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Burt posted:

So if Biden does win, how long will it be before ICE is disbanded and your concentration camps shut down?

I really don't know. He could just reset poo poo back to 2008, he could shut it all down, a lot of it probably depends more on the Senate. A lot of the asylum restrictions, immigration caps, and general racist garbage policy will immediately be gone.

One way or the other, the smart thing to do would be to immediately order all of camps to allow cameras in. Broadcast the images of what the gently caress we were doing.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Keep it hush and surprise them with it so there's no chance they'll put on a potemkin concentration camp

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

This list is a delightful bag of schnitzelfreuden that I will be revisiting for a few days.

https://twitter.com/FNAKC/status/1322367086375698432

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Canadian at birth. The absolute scandal

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
\
Rafael Pamela Anderson

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

stealie72 posted:

Rafael Pamela Anderson

I heard her father iced Jack Kennedy.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Tommy Lee Jones was Al Gore's college roommate?

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
They asked trevor noah?

Who the gently caress even thought that was a possibility?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FPrJxTvgdQ

e: Finally a YouTube comment worth reading, from four years ago, which I believe YouTube rounds down, meaning it’s pre‐election:

quote:

2016: Trump's not going to win that election! I have more faith in America!
2018: Can President Trump really do that? Is that even legal?
2020: I hope my District wins the Hunger Games this year!

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Nov 1, 2020

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

Canadian at birth. The absolute scandal

Assigned Canadian At Birth

antimatt
Sep 12, 2007

ultima ratio regum
Here's a tweet to get the Nov thread started:

https://twitter.com/votevets/status/1322680366143078403

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

antimatt posted:

Here's a tweet to get the Nov thread started:

https://twitter.com/votevets/status/1322680366143078403

Fuckin' :thurman:.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

antimatt posted:

Here's a tweet to get the Nov thread started:

https://twitter.com/votevets/status/1322680366143078403

That's my excuse to post this:

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1322569017412997122?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

https://twitter.com/dougmillsnyt/status/1322944067416842240/photo/1

I've never seen a worse picture of him.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Lake of Methane posted:

This list is a delightful bag of schnitzelfreuden that I will be revisiting for a few days.

https://twitter.com/FNAKC/status/1322367086375698432

Demographic: super spreaders. Jfc.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


have we talked about this yet
https://twitter.com/russelneiss/status/1322754065948909569

i'd say the US will have similar parades within four years, but no, we are too joyless

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

facialimpediment posted:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

https://twitter.com/dougmillsnyt/status/1322944067416842240/photo/1

I've never seen a worse picture of him.

You've never seen this one?



He's a walking embarrassment in every photo of him.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Doc Hawkins posted:

have we talked about this yet
https://twitter.com/russelneiss/status/1322754065948909569

i'd say the US will have similar parades within four years, but no, we are too joyless

I swear a countries propensity for doing stuff like this (or wood and brick braking) seems totally inverse to having any real military ablity.

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Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

madeintaipei posted:

Demographic: super spreaders. Jfc.

Some of these are choice:

"Jack Black -Used his Hollywood Walk of Fame star ceremony to speak out
against Trump in 2018; known to be a classic Hollywood Liberal"

"Jim Gaffigan - Recent anti-Trump commentary/posts.C249:C277 Catholic faith but recent commentary and more coarse humor has alienated some Catholics."

"Guy Fieri – overcommitted Declined"

"Various MMA personalities - Arrested for being horrible loving people/pro trump"

"Kevin Smith - Pending Answer Describes himself as "fairly conservative" but seems liberal in his support of Obama and gay rights"

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