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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Also we’re just posting slapjack because it’s illegal to post Tane.

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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Fandangoo.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Add a G from Shorty G. Make the pest wrestle as griddle.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
I’ll be fine being ricochet or Chad, I’ll use my same furniture because I’m short.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
They made a zombie AJ action figure or video game character once. Kept the tattoos. I was curious if those were the dates his children were born or came back to life.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Abroham Lincoln posted:

imagine working your entire career to get to a point of being a hot, recognizable solo act and struggling to come back from multiple injuries

to be doing weird tongue fetish stuff as a juggalo's sidekick.

But enough about Luna and the oddities

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Aphrodite posted:

McDonalds was open, you can't compete with that.

Here comes the mac militant!

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
A lot of people beating the poo poo out of each other outside matches. Master regal has lost his touch. Also speech to text thinks his name is Mr. Ringo, so I’m gonna use that going forward.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Let him BBQ naked.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
To be fair, it can be hard to shoehorn a wrestler into a wrestling show.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Looks like they worked themselves into a shoot like a bunch of marks.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
She also had lip emptiers because she filled her lips too much. And then there was a bee sting, it’s been a saga

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Flight Bisque posted:

that's what happened to Rikishi, actually.
a bee bit his bottom now his bottom's big!

Was it Jim Brunzell or B Brian Blair?

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
He did it once, by accident. We’ve all been there

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Alexa, lie to yourself.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Maybe after putting her through a table, Nia Jax becomes shoot disillusioned with wrestling and retires to lift large boxes at a warehouse. Lana opens a vegan food truck.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Power Windows posted:

Code of Silence. A type of leg choke.

Because her legs go over their head I thought it was called the cone of silence.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Astro7x posted:

I love how the reaction of Lana being put through a table for like the 8th week in a row is getting the exact reaction they want out of you. Like, it's pretty stupid and nonsensical, but you all are definitely reacting to it.
The reaction they want is probably us paying them money to watch the show. By every statistical measure they’re getting less reaction

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
It’s a defense you don’t get on other TV shows. “This episode of NCIS was designed to suck, to piss you off!”

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Heavy machinery had a recognizable color scheme, merchandise, and were over. breaking them up for no reason was the perfect move

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Miz Morrison allowed Morrison to do great work in Lucha underground and the miz to have a TV show.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
It was actually just a router issue

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
So what happened on NXT, something involving Dexter Jetster?

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
It’s like Michael Cole always says, “style makes fight.”

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
It was supposed to get smackedUp

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

JUNGLE BOY posted:

aleister black has been on the main roster almost 2 years lol

He skipped 10 month tho, in his dark room.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Are we not even posting SmackDown results?

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
The alternative is WWE where announcers don’t mind that characters are revolutionary terrorists or murderers

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
“Snob teaching slob manners” is one of the basics of comedy, so I can’t wait to see how WWE screws it up.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Vince has never been disposed towards respecting his competition

gently caress!

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Tommy end to end

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Why has Drew McIntyre been a face since January and he still has an evil theme? At least “broken dreams” was emo.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Stop coming down to the ring with weapons you can’t use on anybody. Huss, huss!!!

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
The brand is the McIntyre.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Hilarious how many people in the comments are telling Ali to call for unionization.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Only losers like bullet club, a brand that WWE has made six different ripoff Ts about

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Green text about losing matches

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Undertaker cuts a rambling promo about respect. When it’s over, the lights go out. The lights come back on, his clothes are in the ring. We’re supposed to cut backstage but instead we cut to the entrance ramp where we see him leaving, nude.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Lights go out. Blood runs cold. Glaciers back baby

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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
WWE staff don’t work for exposure. They get it for free

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