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trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh
I’m a happily married man but I’ve been getting reacquainted with this redhead I used to know three years back or more. Always a bit of a primadonna but she’d been in a neglectful relationship, broke down and got knocked off her feet a while. We used to have a thing some 20 years back before I married my wife. She knows of course and we’re all cool and all, but that’s not the point. The point is..well you know when you’ve been in a relationship a while you end up knowing things without anything explicitly said? A look, a stance, or just body language in general; well this redhead, it’s abundantly clear she wants me, like inside her, and the strange thing is my wife just knows and is totally encouraging. Ok maybe that’s not the strangest thing, I mean we’re adults and all and I know what a pineapple on the door means. Nope, the strangest thing is that I invited her, I said “honey, maybe we could do this together?” and she told me very plainly and with conviction that I should instead take our 16 year old son.

Anyway, I’m pretty sure it’s gonna happen later this week and you know what? I’m just fine with it. I’m gonna just let the boy go at her. We’ve already talked about it and he’s a bit nervous. It’s understandable, it'll be his first time, but we’ll see how nervous he is once she’s revved up and he’s close enough to feel the heat radiating from her engine.


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