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 hello and welcome to the new guillotine thread, where we design ways of separating parasites from their hosts, and identify possible parasite candidates for healing. after the previous thread was unjustly closed by the capitalist owning class poster moderator, we must continue our struggle here, against computer touching and their scabbed enablers posting in QCS. good morning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYOr8TlnqsY Kurnugia has issued a correction as of 21:55 on Nov 1, 2020 |
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My dad worked for the same company for decades. Fortune 500. For decades, they'd regularly layoff people for using vacation days. And I've only ever had one job that was good about vacation time -- amount and use of. What a well run, healthy country  (Someone else is already covering your work and you're not generating any billables, so...) Accretionist has issued a correction as of 20:19 on Nov 1, 2020 |
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Nov 1, 2020 20:12
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Op sucks
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Nov 1, 2020 20:18
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requesting to be the first one to test the guillotine. strap me in good so i dont change my mind.
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Nov 1, 2020 20:19
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Malkina_ posted:Op sucks dont worry, no one will read it in a couple of pages. ill prolly edit it to pony porn later and see how long it takes for anyone to notice
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Nov 1, 2020 20:28
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Kurnugia posted:dont worry, no one will read it in a couple of pages. ill prolly edit it to pony porn later and see how long it takes for anyone to notice How about smoldering Manhattan?
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Nov 1, 2020 20:43
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Accretionist posted:How about smoldering Manhattan? it's a bit too dreamy and hopeful, butt sure
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Nov 1, 2020 21:55
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now introducing the rogue guillotine
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Nov 1, 2020 21:56
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what if a fully automated robot but its midsection is a guillotine, and it never runs out of power since it runs on blood
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Nov 1, 2020 23:23
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that just sounds like a factory, op
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Nov 1, 2020 23:32
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some useful videos for page one of the guillotine thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acT_PSAZ7BQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exnaY0l4XsM
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Nov 2, 2020 00:02
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what's modern? the guillotine or the thread? what would a modern guillotine look like, if we were to redesign it from the ground up?
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Nov 2, 2020 02:30
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Victory Position posted:that just sounds like a factory, op the means of (height) reduction
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Nov 2, 2020 02:53
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has anyone designed a laser guillotine yet
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Nov 2, 2020 02:55
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healing of the head failed in a brilliant arc bridge of blood guides us on the path beyond the guillotine thread
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Nov 2, 2020 07:16
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Nov 2, 2020 11:58
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It's not my favorite death grips song but it's p good
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Nov 2, 2020 11:59
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why not just smash peoples brains in with a sledgehammer
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Nov 3, 2020 03:02
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indigi posted:why not just smash peoples brains in with a sledgehammer By god, we're revolutionaries, not savages!
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Nov 3, 2020 03:14
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indigi posted:why not just smash peoples brains in with a sledgehammer fuckin' chernobog over here. if you want to be the john henry of the revolution be my guest, but swinging a hammer is hard work. work smarter, not harder
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Nov 3, 2020 05:03
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Marx Was A Lib posted:what's modern? the guillotine or the thread? what would a modern guillotine look like, if we were to redesign it from the ground up? hydraulic press but with a blade instead of a flat head
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Nov 3, 2020 06:49
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Kitfox88 posted:hydraulic press but with a blade instead of a flat head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkFSIQYTJzw
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Nov 3, 2020 07:28
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Just kill me already off with my head
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Nov 3, 2020 07:30
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pitch: waterjet guillotine
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Nov 3, 2020 08:02
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Kitfox88 posted:hydraulic press but with a blade instead of a flat head why would you do that, it would ruin the sauce dispersion mechanism. people are to the public parasite healing event for the delicious burger sauce that billonaires hoard in their brains, you cant achieve an equitable distribution of sauce without the critical flattening!
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Nov 3, 2020 10:00
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Add another angled blade in opposing the first like a big pair of scissors
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Nov 3, 2020 10:58
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animist posted:pitch: waterjet guillotine this is good too Kurnugia posted:why would you do that, it would ruin the sauce dispersion mechanism. people are to the public parasite healing event for the delicious burger sauce that billonaires hoard in their brains, you cant achieve an equitable distribution of sauce without the critical flattening! I don’t like burgers
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Nov 3, 2020 15:02
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Kitfox88 posted:this is good too well i was planning on a pizza
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Nov 3, 2020 20:57
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Oh, the modern guillotine? You mean... the F-35???
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Nov 3, 2020 22:30
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May I contribute this email sent out by my boss, for free, to the whole company last night: “Hello everyone - It really kills me that I have to write this email and I know that everyone is exhausted and tired and homesick and stressed because of the election and I am sorry but I do ask that you read it carefully and please take it seriously. LOCATION has been generous enough to offer their home to us for this production and it has gotten to a point where they are pretty tired of the mess. The owner pulled me into her office this morning and said “this isn’t a frat house, this is MY billion dollar home…I don’t need this”. I can’t even be here or drive around the property because it gives me an anxiety attack. Gum in the carpet at CAFETERIA a few weeks ago and empty chip bags pulled out of planters. Trash blowing down the road, cigarette butts and empty beer bottles that as you all read last week, ONE OF YOUR BOSSES and his son picked up on more than one occasion. I take pride in properties that we work with walking away saying they had a great experience working with us. We as a show NEED properties to say that to the next property so that we can continue to work and make this show. Just today a hotel that we are talking to for next season asked if they could speak to LOCATION about their experience… The second people start saying that we were not respectful of the property we are done. Seriously. This is not just an accidental chip bag or empty bottle of water. This is six weeks of mess that has pushed her over the edge and I totally understand. This type of partnership is our livelihood and I am heartbroken that we have made this woman who has given us the most generous opportunity we have ever had to be in this beautiful place feel like we have disrespected her and her employees that have only tried to make us feel comfortable and at home. When I apologized she cut me off and said I don’t want your apology - just make it better. Your actions speak louder than words. Our actions will need to speak louder than words. Please please pick up after yourselves. Pick up anything that is messy to you. Be overly clean and organized. We need to fix this feeling they are having and it will take each and every one of your active participation. Be respectful to this beautiful place. Thanks, BOSS”
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honestly the guillotine poo poo kind of annoys me because the guillotine is more or less the worst of all possible options. it's bad at killing people painlessly and efficiently, and it's also bad at being a performatively brutal method of execution. instead, consider necklacing, or the South African practice of forcing a gasoline-filled tire around someone's neck and arms followed by burning them alive inside it.
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Nov 4, 2020 14:38
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WeedlordGoku69 posted:honestly the guillotine poo poo kind of annoys me because the guillotine is more or less the worst of all possible options. it's bad at killing people painlessly and efficiently, and it's also bad at being a performatively brutal method of execution. That's why the modern guillotine has lasers. There's a smoke show, and everyone takes various drugs, it's a good time.
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Nov 4, 2020 22:39
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WeedlordGoku69 posted:honestly the guillotine poo poo kind of annoys me because the guillotine is more or less the worst of all possible options. it's bad at killing people painlessly and efficiently, and it's also bad at being a performatively brutal method of execution. Simmer down dude, you're somehow going to far in the thread specifically about executing people
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Nov 4, 2020 22:43
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some plague rats posted:Simmer down dude, you're somehow going to far in the thread specifically about executing people Get his rear end
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AxGrap posted:Get his rear end you never "gotta hand it to" some plague rats
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I plan on feeding all the land owners to my rancor personally
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Filthy Hans posted:you never "gotta hand it to" some plague rats I choose to. She was funny, Doug.
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plague rats was australian makes u think
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