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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob


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Ass-penny

Train the duck to field strip firearms and shoot op. This is assuming it is in the USA, where it will need this skill for sure in the coming years.

pecan

DOPE FIEND KILLA G


i would wear a shirt with this on it

Moo Cowabunga

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The journey begins



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xcheopis


google THIS

"If You Give a Duck a Drink," by Laura Numeroff

If you give a duck a drink, he's probably going to ask to play some video games with you.

While he plays, he might develop a hankering for your earwax.

When he finishes the earwax, he may decide that it's time for VENGEANCE, so he'll ask if he can borrow your dog.

Moo Cowabunga

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I gave the duck a swim. Big ducks want a piece of the action. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAqK1Ro4qEE



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biosterous




cutie duck swim hooray!



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Heather Papps

hello friend


a drink? a swim? what's next, a ring?
(give this duckling a lil duck swim ring please)



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

FluffieDuckie

Yay little duck has a big duck friend


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

give the duck... everything. give it your heart. give it a good life


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Hot duck

(It’s cool now after it’s swim)

How many ducks are there?


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Prof. Crocodile

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

How many ducks are there?

like total? in the whole world? somewhere between 20 and 30 I would wager.

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Covered in ducks



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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob


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Ass-penny

It's ducks all the way down, OP.

Moo Cowabunga

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I want to frame this.



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Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I gave the duck a swim. Big ducks want a piece of the action. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAqK1Ro4qEE

duck is cute as heck!

Manifisto


with a knick knack paddiwhack give a duck a swim

more falafel please

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Manifisto posted:

with a knick knack paddiwhack give a duck a swim

rest in peace barnacle jim




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Bingo Bango

now THIS is the duck content i crave

godspeed lil duck

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
cute video! also:

Manifisto posted:

with a knick knack paddiwhack give a duck a swim

more falafel please posted:

rest in peace barnacle jim


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Yinlock

i wanna pet that duck op


owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

thought there were more duck posts... dang


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Jinh

owlhawk911 posted:

thought there were more duck posts... dang

Hello,

Moo Cowabunga

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owlhawk911 posted:

thought there were more duck posts... dang

Oh soz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM3VM385PkE



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does the duck have a name, if not i suggest "City Jeans"



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


What does the duck eat?


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


SIDS Vicious


biosterous posted:

does the duck have a name, if not i suggest "City Jeans"

drat that's a good name...

Prof. Crocodile

biosterous posted:

does the duck have a name, if not i suggest "City Jeans"

:hmmyes:

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob


the perfect duck

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

What does the duck eat?

what *does* the duck eat... and how?


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Bingo Bango

biosterous posted:

does the duck have a name, if not i suggest "City Jeans"

I've always wanted someone to name an animal friend Pizza Sauce, but this is also pretty good.

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

if there were two ducks i would name them "cheese" and "quackers"


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Moo Cowabunga

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The children have named it Pingu because he looks like a penguin even though I’ve told the children that Pingu’s feathers won’t be black and white like his down silly kids.

My suggestion of “Winston Quacks” was unanimously rejected.



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Trying

too drunk to duck

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


What is a duck’s favorite food?

Quackamole! :dadjoke:


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Bingo Bango

owlhawk911 posted:

if there were two ducks i would name them "cheese" and "quackers"

Manifisto


owlhawk911 posted:

if there were two ducks i would name them "cheese" and "quackers"

good, I'd be tempted to go with "hickory" and "dickory" though


ty nesamdoom!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaefrv5Y9mE

Happy duck spooky birds



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