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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Next to Donnie Diaper, everyone looks like a genius though

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MonkeyFit
May 13, 2009

facialimpediment posted:

Not really, he's just a chameleon zone-flooder. He has the ability to rhetorically shift between hard-right wingnut chud and slightly-creepy Republican normie Senator. He's below replacement-level and ran way behind DeWine (governor) in Ohio: 62-37 to 53-47. His approval ratings still suck even after the debate when he chameleoned into "nice person" instead of "gently caress you and your cats at home I hope I get to revoke your right to vote".

We're just all grading him on a curve against Donnie, since JD can at least string sentences and coherent thoughts together and will say yes to ANY loving speech / interview / Q&A. He's just everywhere. And he can answer adversarial questions from the media without dissolving into an overgrown toddler.

Edit: or maybe he's just not loving old, it really just could be that

I'd say Vance is the scarier one to have in charge for the simple fact that he would absolutely be the puppet. Donnie's dementia and ego means he's a difficult, if not impossible to control puppet. His ego made it hard to outright control him earlier, having to influence him instead, and his dementia makes it harder to control him by stroking his ego in just the right ways.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
vance has already shown that he has zero spine with his casual flip-flop from "donald trump is hitler" to being his literal running mate, and otehrwise just completly flipping on any principle

i don't think the guy's too terribly charismatic, he couldn't even manage to visit a donut shop properly. but he'd be a useful idiot, and one who wouldn't be as prone to sudden outbursts as the big orange guy

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS
The NRA hates gun owners.

https://x.com/NRA/status/1846314615501672847

MonkeyFit
May 13, 2009

Platystemon posted:

The NRA hates gun owners.

Why else wouldn't they allow anyone to carry guns at Trump's visit to speak? After all, wouldn't that many good guys with guns surely stop any bad guys with guns?

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003


Two things, Trump is the one who tried to ban stuff but was so staggeringly incompetent it was overturned by the courts and two....


Poodles are hunting dogs, that's what the loving poodle cut is for, so they go after game or track stuff in cold weather, while going balls out chasing something without their joints freezing and without overheating everywhere else. There's plenty of reasons to hate the French their dogs aren't one of them, unlike the British. Poodle hate makes me sad, the few I've met have been very friendly goofballs.

As for the unloading, figures a post LaPierre NRA wouldn't know poo poo about firearms, money laundering scam that it is now.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Of course the NRA wouldn't know how to unload a shotgun without cycling the rounds through the chamber. I was taught how to do that as part of weapon familiarization for armed watch in the USN. Turns out small arms instructors frown mightily if you chamber a round at the clearing barrel, so don't do that (I did not do that, but a billy-bob motherfucker did chamber a round at the clearing barrel and got ate the gently caress up for it). Turns out not knowing poo poo about firearms means you don't have bad habits to unlearn when it comes to learning how to use them in the military!

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

orange juche posted:

Turns out not knowing poo poo about firearms means you don't have bad habits to unlearn when it comes to learning how to use them in the military!

This phrase is like the number 1 thing to say to infuriate internet gun enthusiasts. "Actually, all that early life gun fetishization might actually be to your detriment"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS

facialimpediment posted:

Not really, he's just a chameleon zone-flooder.

Yeah O.K. thinking thinking about it some more, are there really only fourteen governor and senators who beat him? Nah. Are there only twenty-nine? Maybe. So more like the top fifth.

There are a lot of them that would wilt worse than him on stage though. He’s not legendarily bad, like Palin level.

I think that Vance’s challenge to becoming the heir of MAGA will have more to do with his (paucity of) relationships within the party, and the curse that keeps any one person from staying in Trump’s orbit for long.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Ronwayne posted:

This phrase is like the number 1 thing to say to infuriate internet gun enthusiasts. "Actually, all that early life gun fetishization might actually be to your detriment"

Based on my (too many) hours of research in the documentary CounterStrike, I’m pretty sure I could reload a P90.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88_Io_NOwuY

Dunno if this is something you've seen yet but Donnie Diap used the words "We didn't have guns, the others (Capitol Police) had guns" in reference to Jan 6.

Dude just self-incriminated while hunting for his rear end with both hands when answering a question.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch

Platystemon posted:

There are a lot of them that would wilt worse than him on stage though. He’s not legendarily bad, like Palin level.

I don't mean to go after you, it's more just because it keeps leading me to post funny links:

JD Vance is more unpopular than Sarah Palin and he's still underwater by -9 as of today on a little bit higher numbers for both. Walz is still the most popular politician on either ticket, though with more undecided. Palin was obviously not ready and wilted, JD is obviously more ready and turns off anyone that listens to him talk.

I can't really weigh in fully to the who's worse? discussion because that's basically asking me which leg I would prefer to have blown off.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch

orange juche posted:

Next to Donnie Diaper, everyone looks like a genius though

Donnie is cancelling interviews because he needs a nap, per politico:

https://x.com/MollyJongFast/status/1847237078515331245?t=V-gAzjHAQbbRvUUdPOSwXA&s=19

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

And most gun owners hate the NRA because its leadership is basically a refuge for boomer grifters and psychopaths. They haven't done anything meaningful for gun rights in a very long time besides fundraise off of fears of gun control.

The best thing that could happen would be if the NRA went back to being a gun safety and training organization and left lobbying to better, less cringy groups.

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

facialimpediment posted:

Donnie is cancelling interviews because he needs a nap, per politico

Possibly Laura Loomer is a succubus.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Sleepy Don. Sad. Low energy, low T, beta energy. Where's Trump? Where is Trump hiding?


gently caress them all for forcing that kind of thinking out in to the world, but turnabout's fair play assholes.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug
Pillbug

pantslesswithwolves posted:

The best thing that could happen would be if the NRA went back to being a gun safety and training organization and left lobbying to better, less cringy groups.

Well unfortunately the NRA is just the lobbying arm for gun sales now, and stirring up racist and bigoted rhetoric boosts gun sales immensely so its never going back

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

orange juche posted:

Turns out not knowing poo poo about firearms means you don't have bad habits to unlearn when it comes to learning how to use them in the military!

lol this bit me in the rear end during bootcamp because I had worked with firearms for nearly a decade before I went in. I was very nervous about using the lovely beretta platform instead of God’s own SigP226 DA/SA no safety that was my daily work-carry.

So I’m at the line and it’s draw, safety off…. I swept the magazine release somehow and my mag dropped *plop*. I automatically indexed in a new magazine without lowering my weapon and got tackled and yelled at for a bit by the range master.

When he stopped yelling at me we talked for a bit and he let me retry the stage and I passed.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch

bird food bathtub posted:

Sleepy Don. Sad. Low energy, low T, beta energy. Where's Trump? Where is Trump hiding?

His cultists basically say "well he's made more media appearances!" when he's basically retreated to his safe spaces where he can do nothing but praise himself as a very stable genius (Fox News), ramble about Democrats as the enemy within (some rando outkick podcast), compare J6ers to the Japanese interned during World War II (Bongino), and again threaten to have CBS News's non-existent license taken away and pull 60 minutes off the air (also Bongino).

A hell of a closing argument to normies just now paying attention!

Edit: lol oops https://x.com/KamalaHQ/status/1847295800436474125?t=0QxSAUvXmia65g1V4-rFSw&s=19

Edit2: lol watch his brain as it malfunctions and he pulls "schlonged" out from the soup of 2016 https://x.com/ammarmufasa/status/1847289528328847627?t=veWYRLHp9NjNjpeliaIeDw&s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Oct 18, 2024

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west
Bill takes his turn at the pinata:

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1847017933987250606?t=1f5SXgSUNdQ7gPk7kw-WLA&s=19

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Crab Dad posted:

lol this bit me in the rear end during bootcamp because I had worked with firearms for nearly a decade before I went in. I was very nervous about using the lovely beretta platform instead of God’s own SigP226 DA/SA no safety that was my daily work-carry.

So I’m at the line and it’s draw, safety off…. I swept the magazine release somehow and my mag dropped *plop*. I automatically indexed in a new magazine without lowering my weapon and got tackled and yelled at for a bit by the range master.

When he stopped yelling at me we talked for a bit and he let me retry the stage and I passed.

To be fair the Berettas and the M500s we had were both tired as gently caress, I had issues unloading an M500 at the clearing barrel more than once due to shells hanging thanks to a sticky ejector mechanism blocking dropping the shell out the side rather than chambering it. It is a bit problematic when you rack the slide back and tilt the weapon and then the shotgun is like "oh, you wanted that shell? nope, not letting it out, the only way out is through the chamber" and you and the guy on the barrel are scratching your head for a minute trying to figure out how to un-jam it without feeding the round into the chamber or making the jam worse.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Crab Dad posted:

So I’m at the line and it’s draw, safety off…. I swept the magazine release somehow and my mag dropped *plop*.

I only learned that I kept getting hang fires because my giant meat thumbs were hitting the magazine release when I dropped a mag during pistol qual.

I'm still mad about the time I put an entire shell, wadding included, through a target's neck during the hipfire portion of the M500 qual, and had it counted as a single hit.

Flikken
Oct 22, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
I have big hands and have handled M9's and 92FS's a lot everything between clapped out and new in box. How the gently caress are you people ejecting magazines with your grip?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Flikken posted:

I have big hands and have handled M9's and 92FS's a lot everything between clapped out and new in box. How the gently caress are you people ejecting magazines with your grip?

Sig p226 doesnt have a safety. My finger thought it found the level and it took very little pressure for it shoot out. If I had no training or experience at all I’d have probably just looked.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Flikken posted:

I have big hands and have handled M9's and 92FS's a lot everything between clapped out and new in box. How the gently caress are you people ejecting magazines with your grip?

That's just where my right thumb naturally sits, idk.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS
Pro-Trump dark money network tied to Elon Musk behind fake pro-Harris campaign scheme

quote:

An initiative called Progress 2028 that purports to be Kamala Harris’ liberal counter to the conservative Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025 is actually run by a dark money network supporting former President Donald Trump.

quote:

Some of the policies listed in Progress 2028 highlight disproven and misleading claims about Harris’ positions. Policies listed include “Empowering Undocumented Immigrants, Building Our Future” and “Expanding Medicaid to Undocumented Immigrants.”

This is pretty lovely even by their standards.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
seems like the kind of thing that shouldn't be legal, but on the other hand the people behind it are rich, therefore

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch
Since I've been in an unreasonably lovely mood (I think I took a look at 538 and believed it more than my brain should), have some of Coach Walz on the Rich Eisen show talking Ball:

https://youtu.be/_66U_KgDMb4?si=msGqTLITHMisnWuk

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS
https://x.com/VanityFair/status/1847344494896697717

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch

Fox News immediately "confirmed" that it wasn't anyone from their network, then someone spilled that it was Nick Di Paolo who's always on Gutfeld.

https://www.semafor.com/article/10/18/2024/trump-asked-gutfeld-comedian-nick-di-paolo-for-al-smith-dinner-help-but-didnt-like-his-jokes

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

God, the Gutfield crew is dire even by conservative comedy standards.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west

Terrifying Effigies posted:

God, the Gutfield crew is dire even by conservative comedy standards.

Fun fact: Greg Gutfeld was allowed to write his first week of shows when they rebranded to Gutfeld!. When they sucked out loud so hard that even Fox thought they were garbage, they posted a listing for a writer.

E- after the rebrand

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Oct 19, 2024

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch
Donnie's mic went out in Detroit.

The replacement mix didn't work either.

So he had to wander around on stage for 18 minutes, reminding everyone about the dance-off, and his campaign put this up:

https://x.com/yay_yee/status/1847439489456586967?t=6MSXoYs7_e_PDqZWE1gm_w&s=19

And magically I feel better!

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003

Terrifying Effigies posted:

God, the Gutfield crew is dire even by conservative comedy standards.

i thought conservatives had discovered humor and liberals were terrified though??

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sausage.

Smellrose

Herstory Begins Now posted:

i thought conservatives had discovered humor and liberals were terrified though??

They discovered humor but not how to use it.

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.
Oh they know how to use child style bullying just fine. Anything higher requires some kind of empathy or insight or internal assumption one might be wrong.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

facialimpediment posted:

Donnie's mic went out in Detroit.

The replacement mix didn't work either.

So he had to wander around on stage for 18 minutes, reminding everyone about the dance-off, and his campaign put this up:

https://x.com/yay_yee/status/1847439489456586967?t=6MSXoYs7_e_PDqZWE1gm_w&s=19

And magically I feel better!

That is probably the saddest presidential rally I've ever seen.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





bulletsponge13 posted:

That is probably the saddest presidential rally I've ever seen.

Great, now he's gonna register an account to yell at you

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Utterly Dethpicable

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Great, now he's gonna register an account to yell at you

I wish he would.

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OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Great, now he's gonna register an account to yell at you

I think SA requires payment in advance, though?

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