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Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
I've been giving the Biden campaign the benefit of the doubt that he's minimally healthy enough to take office for another four years, but this debate is disabusing me of that trust.

Trump's also spouting absolute non-sequitur nonsense, but he's doing so with vitality.

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

bengy81 posted:

I thought they were supposed to be fact checking this?

The best way to think of it - the moderators have decided to stay completely out.

Doesn't matter much with the optics solidifying based on Biden sounding like poo poo and flubbing stuff, from what I'm reading! Yay.

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
I don't know why I try to follow this poo poo, it just fills me with such dread that it makes me useless.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

The DNC really shoulda taken some cues from the chud lobby and broken out the pseudoephedrine for Joe tonight.

Ain't gonna beat the GOP fairly, not now, not ever again.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Kazinsal posted:

The DNC really shoulda taken some cues from the chud lobby and broken out the pseudoephedrine for Joe tonight.

That's the macabre joke of it all - no talk about drugged Biden on this one!

https://x.com/seungminkim/status/1806500493344092452?t=jt8RwvQo6QoggTEmG9xluw&s=19

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
This never should have happened and I loving hope trump loses in November, because I really don't know what I'll do otherwise.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Pine Cone Jones posted:

This never should have happened and I loving hope trump loses in November, because I really don't know what I'll do otherwise.

:same:

Vortex Street
Oct 23, 2010

I walked right out of the machinery
LMAO “On January 6th…nothing happened.”

Oh I bet Babbit’s mom is pissed

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


"His son is a convicted felony."

drat, Hunter's political run is cooked

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Nick Soapdish posted:

"His son is a convicted felony."

drat, Hunter's political run is cooked

"About that Kettle..." said the entire tarpit

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

"About that Kettle..." said the entire tarpit

"Just like you, man." - Omar Little

Vortex Street
Oct 23, 2010

I walked right out of the machinery
We had H2O

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Joe with the exact first step for shoring up Social Security Trust Fund: Uncapping when high earners pay for it

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006

I HAVE A MICROPENIS AND I WON'T REST UNTIL YOUR CHILDREN DIE FOR IT
Fun Shoe

Pine Cone Jones posted:

This never should have happened and I loving hope trump loses in November, because I really don't know what I'll do otherwise.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Aceing cognitive test, best at golf, and lost weight LOL

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Russia took land from Bush, and Obama?

They didn't invade that Georgia, Donald.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Exactly Joe, talk about Trump being a loser who can't accept losing. Just hammer on that forever and ever

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010
Av blanked by Admin request.
I turned it back on about 20 minutes ago and Biden had come to life, Donnie was continuing to regurgitate the same poo poo he has over the last 4 years. Too bad the damage was done.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

CBJSprague24 posted:

I turned it back on about 20 minutes ago and Biden had come to life, Donnie was continuing to regurgitate the same poo poo he has over the last 4 years. Too bad the damage was done.

That's basically the story of the debate from the journalist consensus. Biden was nearer to the truth, while looking and sounding like poo poo. Trump was very loud and energetic spouting complete and utter nonsense. Eventually, the nonsense piled up and Biden woke up some.

But there will be a whole lot of democratic bedwetting and the party is already predisposed to that (see the 2012 freakout when Obama blew the first debate). That's already the story for everyone involved with the debate that isn't a voter.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
genocide joe woke up enough to brag about golf

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Recap of the debate: https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1806519569885851875

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

https://fxtwitter.com/thetomzone/status/1806521286958416252 I take back everything bad I’ve ever said about the Brain Worm

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The dumbest thing is that this was Biden after the debate:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1806525054295085188

the drugs kicked in too late! No raspy voice or anything!

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
Whatever I wasn't ever gonna vote for joe because he's a great debater. I do want to hear about whoever on his campaign set this up getting fired though. What a loving disaster.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Didn't watch the debate but consider this: if Joe's gonna fumble a debate it's probably best to do it in June so the low information undecided wormbrains will forget it by November.

OK resume panicking now. I'm gonna do that too.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

I generally assume the low information undecided wormbrains are just going to vote for whatever right wing schlock they hear on the radio on their way to the polls anyways.

Or blather incessantly on internet forums about how the only righteous choice is to stay home. See 2020's epidemic of #nojoeswingstate

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
I hope they invent cryosleep soon so I can skip this part of the timeline¹





¹ which part precisely? *gestures vaguely at the general environs*

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

I know reactions are still forming but Nytimes, WaPo, & Guardian all have top stories discussing replacing Biden on the ticket.

Dunno how that would work especially as nearly all primaries are done. I guess simple way would be him to remove himself & Harris takes over as she was voted on by primary voters, but probably not strongest option. But if they just switched in Newsom would that be legal, & how would the precedent work if parties could run whoever they wanted with no concern for nominating? I mean there must be some policy on the books if a major party ticket suddenly couldn’t run in September & had to be replaced. Huh kinda a mess.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Hyrax Attack! posted:

I mean there must be some policy on the books if a major party ticket suddenly couldn’t run in September & had to be replaced. Huh kinda a mess.

Every indication is that the first step is Biden declining the nomination. After that, all the delegates appear to be released and the nomination becomes contested. 2008 was a preview, with all the bits related to super delegates and normal delegates. They all vote for whoever they want from there.

The motherfucker of it, and why I lost / am losing sleep, is that Biden polls better than any replacement.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Popularity contests are tricky

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

bengy81 posted:

I thought they were supposed to be fact checking this?

How would one even begin to assess the truthfulness of “We finally beat Medicare”?

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


I'm genuinely surprised that Biden straight-up called him a liar multiple times. The L Word has been scarce in past political arenas.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Platystemon posted:

How would one even begin to assess the truthfulness of “We finally beat Medicare”?

That's the annoying part about the debate and Biden's dumb brain. He meant PhRMA, the drug manufacturing group. Legitimately a huge accomplishment killed by the stutter and old.


Kith posted:

I'm genuinely surprised that Biden straight-up called him a liar multiple times. The L Word has been scarce in past political arenas.

Partly by necessity, as Donnie dances around issues or outright denies poo poo he said/did (like suckers/losers). Partly as the mid/post-debate excuse:

NYT posted:

“I think we did well,” he told reporters during a stop at a Waffle House in Atlanta shortly after midnight. Asked about Democrats’ concerns about his showing and calls for him to consider dropping out of the race, he said: “No. It’s hard to debate a liar.”

He indicated that his raspy voice stemmed from a minor ailment. “I have a sore throat,” he said. His aides said he had been fighting a cold.

Mr. Biden then headed to an Air Force base for a late-night flight to Raleigh, N.C., where he plans to hold a rally on Friday.

Likely good that he's not ending the week with that debate, woof. Though that probably tells you his opinion about dropping out!

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't we have this exact scenario play out in 2020, too? Biden does poorly in debate, everyone panics?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't we have this exact scenario play out in 2020, too? Biden does poorly in debate, everyone panics?

2012 is the best analogy, when Obama hosed up the first debate against Romney. If I recall correctly, the 2020 debates were way more muddled.

Per Wikipedia, the first 2020 debate was dominated by constant trump interruptions, being a piece of poo poo, and catching COVID, so Biden won it 2-1. It was a "poor" debate because Donnie would just constantly be a shitbag and interrupt repeatedly, likely what you're remembering, and people hated it. The second was more normal (for trumpian standards) and Biden won it by less.

It's very possible that everyone forgets this debate, if Biden runs around making campaign stops and interviews while Donnie's in court or feeling himself too much. The main consequence is this:

https://x.com/amyewalter/status/1806511252186734756?s=19

Back in 2012, the Democratic establishment just wanted Obama to unfuck himself. Right now, Biden's debate performance turned democratic bedwetting into a firehose because nobody thinks he has it any more, all other options poll worse, and Donnie ain't Romney.

Edit: but to back off the doomerism, voters currently have the memory span of a goldfish and Donnie just had the 2nd worst performance in debate history :v:

Edit 2: plus, it's not like there's no precedent for a brain-broke democratic candidate coming back in the midwest after the worst debate ever

https://x.com/igorbobic/status/1806659320219640114?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 13:12 on Jun 28, 2024

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't we have this exact scenario play out in 2020, too? Biden does poorly in debate, everyone panics?

He was coherent in the primary debate, which was crucial for him.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010
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Cugel the Clever posted:

I hope they invent cryosleep soon so I can skip this part of the timeline¹





¹ which part precisely? *gestures vaguely at the general environs*

Wasn't there a Simpsons episode where someone opened their coffin, saw what was going on, and decided to close it again?

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

CBJSprague24 posted:

Wasn't there a Simpsons episode where someone opened their coffin, saw what was going on, and decided to close it again?

https://youtu.be/zyuFnL5JcEw?feature=shared

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Every NYT columnist who has weighed in is calling for Biden to step aside, four so far. That’s a big deal in democrat circles, wonder if they are building up to a full editorial from the paper making the same recommendation.

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Hyrax Attack! posted:

Every NYT columnist who has weighed in is calling for Biden to step aside, four so far. That’s a big deal in democrat circles, wonder if they are building up to a full editorial from the paper making the same recommendation.

Feels like it's important to remember stuff like this isn't based on any actual held beliefs or the like in the media. People are creating content.

The internet made us all stupid.

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