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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



orange juche posted:

:smith:

Jimmy Carter is too pure for this world.

I hope he makes it to 100.

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Some irony-poisoned garbage.

Also expect that if he wins.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



MazelTovCocktail posted:

Oh and PA results aren’t expected until Friday.

I’m having trouble understanding why Trump is doing so well in Florida...did he promise to invade Cuba or something?

Obama normalized relations with them so Biden probably gets labeled soft on Cuba.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Fister Roboto posted:

If Biden had just said he'd legalize weed he'd be winning in a landslide. Of course he couldn't though, because ???

Had to give that up when he ended up with a prosecutor for a running mate.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Looks like Lindsay Graham barely hangs on.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



ded posted:

cal prop 22 passed by 2 million votes. we really hate our app based workers.

I think it’s that California likes its inexpensive jitney cabs and food delivery more.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



stealie72 posted:

Perhaps polling only works in countries without deep suspicion of...poo poo, everything?

I used to deliberately gently caress with them when I still picked up the phone for that poo poo.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




Ah there we go.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




stand back and stand by

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



https://mobile.twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1324512677033660416

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Spoggerific posted:

https://twitter.com/nathanias/status/1324505208160923653

This will be really funny to the one other person in this thread who has played Starcraft.

There’s gotta be more than just me.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Pine Cone Jones posted:

Man, I really would have hoped that pa and Georgia would have flipped already and it's making me anxious

They had to call in some additional help for the night shift:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Well that didn’t take long to come out.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Mr. Nice! posted:

I don’t have any booze so this is how I’m celebrating. I suggest you do the same and love your fellow man.



I just shot up a giant hit of insulin to cover a big piece of celebratory key lime pie.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




I hope he does it, that the detail bounces his face off the Resolute Desk and drags his rear end off in cuffs at noon, and that the last image of him on the White House property we have to see is him getting stuffed into the back of a Suburban with blood streaming out of his nose before they pack him onto SAM 29000. And then they can fly that fucker straight to Sheremetyevo.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Remora posted:

I'm gonna defer to milhist goons, but shouldn't Porsche's work on German transmissions have netted the man a number of Allied medals?

lmao

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



stackofflapjacks posted:

I have to imagine they are die hard supporters of Trump if they hosted his press conference in their company yard on the day Trump lost. What a dumb look for his lawsuit attempts anyway.

https://twitter.com/VaushV/status/1325156185595543560

Ahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhaah

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Abongination posted:

The no joe tag switch is the funniest thing to happen on the forums in years

Is good laffs.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



CBJSprague24 posted:

Hi, Rookie to conspiracy theory game here.

Is Q a single person? My assumption that Qanon was a collective of people similar to Anonymous.

“Q Clearance Patriot” started out as a single poster but yes, it’s likely that there are a number of people controlling the QCP persona at this point, and that most but not necessarily all of those individuals are a coherent group.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Rudie can’t fail!

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Hot Karl Marx posted:

man I hope we get some footage of SS or whatever else just loving dragging his fat rear end out of the white house, throwing a temper tantrum and hopefully bawling his eyes out
:same:

Midjack posted:

I hope he does it, that the detail bounces his face off the Resolute Desk and drags his rear end off in cuffs at noon, and that the last image of him on the White House property we have to see is him getting stuffed into the back of a Suburban with blood streaming out of his nose before they pack him onto SAM 29000. And then they can fly that fucker straight to Sheremetyevo.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



As Nero Danced posted:

Someone said it here a while back, he's the guy that put together the press events after everyone else did the work. He's risen to prominence by being on the periphery of other people. He didn't take down the mob, he was in the room with the microphones after the actual lawyers did the work. He didn't do jack poo poo during 9/11 except be on the stage when reporters were asking questions. It isn't even failing upwards. It's almost more impressive.

Excuse me, he walked across a bridge. <:mad:>

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Georgia certified.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



mlmp08 posted:

Imagine how dumb it would be if a place like NY were a critical swing state. They’re at like 60-70% first count total. lmao, learn to count NY.

If it mattered they’d have it fixed up by now. Everyone knows how they’re going so they can afford to dawdle.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



facialimpediment posted:

Not yet! They sent out the wrong press release. It will be done in the next 2.5 hours though.

Edit: https://twitter.com/BrendanKeefe/status/1329873517832265738?s=19

All right now they did it.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Michigan certified.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



He thought it was going to be a long rear end movie about the Civil War and didn’t want to sit still that long.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




gently caress reading a 229 page Twitter thread. Just eat my entire rear end.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




Lmfao didn't he do that last election too?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Comrade Blyatlov posted:

honestly the funniest thing to me was watching his aides awkwardly dance along to his playlist with him trying to look as though this was exactly what was meant to be happening


it was nuuuuuuuuuuuuuts

Big Ashlee Simpson on SNL energy.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Zamujasa posted:

people literally living in their own, made-up realities, not sharing the same objective truths you and i do

Coincidentally this was the plot of the most recent Ghost in the Shell series and it kinda sucked.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



facialimpediment posted:

Lately on the Democratic side, it's to can the FTC chief for being too awesome and regulating poo poo they don't want regulated.

Khan is probably toast after this term anyway, both her bossmasters' donors and her employees hate her.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



CBJSprague24 posted:

What happens if someone signs the pledge but votes for Harris anyway?

TOS violation, you'll be sued in whatever federal court in Texas that has that Musk dickrider presiding.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Hyrax Attack! posted:

The benefit of people actually liking a candidate instead of opposing the rival may be huge.

More races should try that, I don't think I've been excited about voting for somebody since a friend's dad was running for state legislature in the 90s but I've voted against a whole bunch of shitstains in the last quarter century and I'm pretty resigned to never actually being happy about any of the names I see on a ballot for the rest of my life.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Looks to the Moon posted:

Some polls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure, they're the polls that I like best
MY POLLS ARE ALWAYS BOUNCING to the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big polls should be held every night

I'VE GOT BIG POLLS, OH I'VE GOT BIG POLLS
THEY'RE SUCH BIG POLLS, THEY'RE DIRTY BIG POLLS
And he's got big polls, and she's got big polls
BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST POLLS OF THEM ALL

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

I'd love to hear someone try to explain how "strengthening the military" and "ending all federal taxes" would work

The government can print infinite amounts of money without needing yours, they just take yours because they're evil!

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Democracy dies in darkness lmfao

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Herstory Begins Now posted:

tfw you just found out that puerto ricans can vote

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



CBJSprague24 posted:

(Plus, how many are paranoid they have feds embedded with them?)

Feds that don't side with them, anyway. There was a doughy chump with a DMV-issued plate with a white power slogan on it who used to work at my site and more than one let's go brandon bumper sticker on other cars, and I've heard at least two badged federal bacon express wishes they could have been in the Capitol and not on the police side.

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



You can always just drink yourself into a stupor, most places still don't care about that.

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