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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Stultus Maximus posted:

:hai:

Jet pilot astronaut Senator from AZ. I mean... come on. That definitely is better than...

this

Kelly's a fantastic pick, but I think the Dems are too scared of losing his senate seat.

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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Man, that Walz guy sounds like a real good dude.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Nystral posted:

Oh yeah I mean who doesn’t always ask for harp teacher recommendations?

Speaking of which, anyone know of a good harp teacher in Southern Ohio?

Oh yeah lots, anyways, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Donald Trump?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

psydude posted:

I once listened as an old Norwegian ship captain in Tromsø lamented that all of his relatives had moved to Minnesota over the years. Based solely on that one interaction, I firmly believe that Minnesota's lutefisk-loving reputation is well deserved.

Did he run shipping charters, and charters for the U.S. Navy in the slow season?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Joe Rogan is... not a good person to piss off if you're Trump.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


Weird how the Dying Legacy Media manages to stream important events without breaking horribly.

Must be a deep state plot.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


These are good, since those clips are about as long as I can stand listening to either of those dildos talk.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

McNally posted:

Are you saying copper isn't useful?

Nate Thulium

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Stultus Maximus posted:

Republicans are still struggling with their attack lines

https://x.com/Cernovich/status/1824235156263383094

This has me dying laughing.



Qtotonibudinibudet posted:

wisconsin dems keep trying to go after me

i havent lived/voted in wisconsin since 2012

I'm getting about half a dozen spam calls/texts from the dems a day, and God knows how many emails, I wish they'd stop.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Platystemon posted:

lmao this could be “Exhibit A” in Tim Walz not being much of a spice guy

"Mr. Walz, if you're 'not be much of a spice guy,' as you claim, then what is THIS"

*Rips cloth off of exhibit A, a teaspoon of chili powder*

*Audible gasp from the courtroom*

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

They finally dug up some real dirt on Walz.


He's been to China.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Terrifying Effigies posted:

Neither Harris nor Walz were ever a Marine, otherwise they'd be in trouble.

Doesn't any rotary wing the VP flies in automatically become Marine 2 itself?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


The goddamn gently caress does George Clooney have to do with anything?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

facialimpediment posted:

Really all you need to know about the guy. Extra bonus clip, my favorite line:

https://x.com/KamalaHQ/status/1826464102690038167?t=hWbI5cb_Vz5TsBVAKA2OyA&s=19


gently caress yeah, that's a good line right there. Anyone who thinks preventing children from going hungry is a bad thing can go right to hell.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

facialimpediment posted:

https://x.com/IsaacDovere/status/1827159971370283422

at one point the crowd started booing the cop because he wouldn't shut up

Nice cut on that video.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Hyrax Attack! posted:

A sane campaign (other than not holding a photo op at Arlington) would have just apologized & if asked admitted fault & it would have been out of the news cycle in a day or two. Fortunately they are choosing to double down & escalate pointlessly, cmon trump start a feud with the Army.

Say what you want about him, but no one besides Donnie could have made 50% of active duty service members vote for a Democratic candidate.


Lol, why would you even bother scheduling a speaking event in Boston, lol.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Apparently a group called "Never Walz" has been stumping against him in MN.

They probably should have registered the domain though.

https://www.neverwalz.com/

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

CBJSprague24 posted:

"Post-birth abortions" may be the dumbest thing he's dreamed up and that's a hard title to earn. It sounds like something a 7 year old would come up with to sound smart to their 7 year old friends who buy it.

https://youtu.be/YwPlREhpnbM?si=8G4LugSWzblCz8Pc

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Andrew Jackson got mistreated huh?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Arrath posted:

Why are they holding their hands out like that? Is that a new "ai didn't deepfake this" Thing?

They're miming "Never Have I Ever", a drinking game, basically one person calls out things and you put your finger down if you've done them. By putting their fingers down after the story, they're acknowledging the story actually happened, in the most obnoxious way possible.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

At least most of the headlines I've seen about it are "Harris was not invited to Arlington event" not even wishy washy click to learn more, just a flat rejection.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

If they are stealing all the geese (they're not) that's just a community service.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Mustang posted:

We have a poo poo ton of Canada geese in WA and I've never had any issues with them other than the fact that they poo poo loving everywhere. I've walked straight through huge flocks of them and they never bothered me.

There's so many in this state they've befouled bodies of water and beaches by causing runaway bacterial blooms with their poo poo, and the state has, at least in the past, done mass culls to control the population.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Wow, that sign sure is racist as gently caress.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

CBJSprague24 posted:

A...Harris parade? The chuds are going to love this!

Driving back to my hotel from work in Florida, the whole road was lined with Trump poo poo, except this one house that was just decked with pride flags and Biden* signs and gently caress Trump signs. Warmed my heart a little.

*He abdicated in middle of the trip, so no time to roll out the Harris/Walz merch, I imagine.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Yeah, and she's bussing white kids to torture camps *picture of a school bus*

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Coasterphreak posted:

Walz would do the last dab and ask what’s next

Probably, since Walz is a filthy fuckin' liar, who claims to eat "white guy" tacos, while adding an ENTIRE 1/2 tsp of cayenne to his chili.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

ded posted:

erection interference

Wait, Elon took away JDs couch?

CBJSprague24 posted:

A reminder that women have had consensual sex with Leon.

Prove it.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Must be trying to pick up a new girlfriend for JD.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Itchy_Grundle posted:

He looks like hammered dog poo poo.

That angle really highlights the reverse racoon eyes thing he's got going on.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

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Tiny Timbs posted:

Ok I clicked through and scrolled down and wow that is an awful Michael Jackson costume

My first thought would have been Evil Dead extra.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

facialimpediment posted:

absolutely, but in the cases of the Two Black Hitlers, they're statewide offices they're running for (governor and US senator)

At least it seems like Black Hitler II is running a doomed race against a safe D seat, which is where you'd expect a wackadoo candidate like that.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Terrifying Effigies posted:

Obviously due to Killary, the Biden Crime Family and Auntie Fa.

https://x.com/wayistcoach/status/1845529588753195458?t=9yaycHgEA4vmGIeDkUUHtw&s=19

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Another 100k'er, who got that from Aatrek for GoT spoilers, came back and posted in the GBS Election thread in the past week.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

boop the snoot posted:

Hot Take: Vance would have a better chance of winning than Trump because he would pull back in people who won’t vote/will vote third party because they hate Trump but can’t vote for a democrat.

I think Trump is about at his absolute floor in regards to support.

I think the ensuing chaos, and the chunk of fuckin' weirdos who will stay home rather than pull the lever for anyone but big daddy would probably more than counteract the never trumpers, and JD's probably poison in their eyes by association anyway.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Crab Dad posted:

So I’m at the line and it’s draw, safety off…. I swept the magazine release somehow and my mag dropped *plop*.

I only learned that I kept getting hang fires because my giant meat thumbs were hitting the magazine release when I dropped a mag during pistol qual.

I'm still mad about the time I put an entire shell, wadding included, through a target's neck during the hipfire portion of the M500 qual, and had it counted as a single hit.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

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Flikken posted:

I have big hands and have handled M9's and 92FS's a lot everything between clapped out and new in box. How the gently caress are you people ejecting magazines with your grip?

That's just where my right thumb naturally sits, idk.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

VAT! VAT! VAT!

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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

mlmp08 posted:

That twitter user guy who says Florida gonna go strongly for Harris is not on the election “Actually Knows Things” analysis list. I’m sure Wasserman, et al just forgot to add him.

That string of tweets sure has the potential to age like a bottle of fine piss in the sun though.

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