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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Pine Cone Jones posted:

Having moved onto the edge of a rural area in PA, the chuds can gently caress off and hang out with the children of the corn.

They think all those children are in pizza restaurant basements though.

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
You guys have no idea how happy I'll be to see my "Bigfoot/Mothman" presidential write-in on some results on a state website a month or three from now.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I can't be the only one hoping the roni circles back around to take Jr and Ivanka, leaving donnie with a legacy to be built by eric and tiffany.

Also charges that stick after donnie is out on his rear end.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
All those gary johnson '16 voters had to go somewhere.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Alaska hasn't budged in longer. But it's Alaska, and they don't make two shakes difference anyhow.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Funkysock posted:

Yeah, it won't matter. For some reason I haven't bothered to look into, Alaska isn't going to count absentee by mail votes until next week. We're just backwards like that.

I'd rather they take their time and get the vote counted up there accurately, being that it has to come in from all the gently caress over.

I'm just glad we're not reliant on their speed to determine who's going to win, though.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Discussion Quorum posted:

If I was that Fox News decision desk guy, I would already be taking actions to ensure my personal safety. "Trump personally calling me out as an enemy of the people" is deep into bugout bag territory :stare:

He'll be safe in the cities. A plane ticket to san francisco and he won't even be recognized.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Seems it isn't on blocks yet. Can you philly folk get someone on that?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Compulsory voting would be a good first step. Mail everyone over 18 a ballot, make election day a holiday, send election officials to houses with police escorts to collect ballots from the shut-ins after.

But "freedom not to vote" or whatever and this poo poo wouldn't remotely be possible as long as the GOP still exists in sizable numbers.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

not caring here posted:

I thought the trump budget was more motel 6 than four seasons.

He's still taking donations, so this is probably the last hurrah for his budget.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Joe Biden: DNC speed bump to hold off armageddon.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

DurosKlav posted:

I dont have much of a hope for the 2 run offs in GA. I have a feeling a lot of people are going to be "mission acomplished" and stay home, while the Trumpers are going to be out in force for revenge.

While I agree, I kinda want to see what covid does to those republican voters between now and the run-off.

E: when is the run-off?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Fallom posted:

Treat it like jumping into a birthday party and telling the kid he’s one year closer to death

This has.... given me all sorts of good ideas if I ever have kids. My brothers' kids should be glad I don't live within a thousand miles of them.

Like, getting an 8 year old girl a bunny shaped cake, putting it on a track in the yard and telling them they have to hunt their dessert as it rolls around on an overly elaborate redneck model train rail powered by a bank of 12v marine batteries. Give them a .22 and pack center mass of the cake with rimfire tannerite.

Then give them a little debbie and toot a horn in their face.


Thank you for inspiring this thought, fallom.

I also read your post as jumping into a birthday cake, not party.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

with a 2/4/3 hazmat diamond WHAT THE ACTUAL gently caress

Aside from oils and fuel for various equipment, yeah, there's some nasty poo poo in landscaping shops. Notably, fertilizers and herbicides in sizable quantities. Gotta make that grass look green no matter how many different nitrates it takes.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Someone send her and the other Tara Reid to fight on UFC island and the winner gets to do sharknado movies for the rest of their days.

There can be only one.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Seriously.

Show me the alien bigfoot ufo files.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Bigfoot and Mothman probably run socialist communities in the abandon jfk sex tunnels ufo transport tunnels that run from new mexico to the pnw.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

As Nero Danced posted:

Weird, I was just watching a youtube paranormal show that veered into that conspiracy. Those guys were all about misreading coincidence as part of the nefarious plot by the interdimensional aliens, so now I suspect that you are one yourself.

Nah. I just love conspiracy poo poo surrounding crypto and ufos and ghosts and poo poo. I'm more worried that the simulation detected a flux in some inter-dimensional asswaves and instead of collapsing for a trump re-election we now have to wait for Stephen Greer to signal the aliens himself to push us to The Great Reset.


Chupacabra was just telling me the other day he stole 100k trump votes and they're in a new mexico storage locker.

Or I smoke too much weed.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

CBJSprague24 posted:

Hi, Rookie to conspiracy theory game here.

Is Q a single person? My assumption that Qanon was a collective of people similar to Anonymous.

Q is purportedly a single person. Everyone else is just huffing his farts for him.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Stephanie Miller, Thom Hartmann, did Alex Bennett ever work at air america? Or Lynn Samuels?


I listened to Lynn for two years or so on sirius, every time I hear Abba now I think of her.

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
The bulk of those boomers are loving chickenhawks anyhow.

I love that insult.

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