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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

The degenerates have always been here, Trump made them feel like they don’t have to say the quiet part quiet anymore.

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

The fact that it’s “tubbervile” and not “tooberville” is almost as funny as the fact the mouth breathers in AL elected him.

Reconstruction 2.0 when?

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

American democracy will be saved by playground insults.

Hey can I get a new bingo card? This one is marked June 2024.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Put him in a NASA-emblazoned smock and have him explain the groundbreaking 0-g research they are doing to define just how weird JD Vance is.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Fake news, the structural loading was the same

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Baw gawd that’s Lauren Boebert’s music

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Nikki Haley does a 180 neck twist off her timeout slop bucket

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

There was a story on the Behind the Bastards episode about RFK2 that was amazing. So apparently after RFK1 died, RFK2 and his cousins/friends were running around town. They would smack a car on the quarter panel as one of the kids pretended to be hit. The rest would scream “oh my god you killed another Kennedy!”

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

McAfee/Whale 2024

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

My Summer Car is literally (not literally) a Finland simulator.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Stultus Maximus posted:

Is it too much to hope that this will end in nazi-on-nazi long knifing?

night of the wrong wives is still one of the best ever turns of phrase

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

I listened to almost all of the RFK/Rogan talk (from 2 years ago, idk if he’s been back on). It was typical Rogan, softball questions followed by a soapbox with no fact checking.

Did you know that mercury in fish is bad? What if mercury in ~~vaccines~~

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Has Joe Rogan actually been punched in the head repeatedly or does he just fake it for the UFC money?

Either way

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Plan B is the couch fucker

E: plan C

E2: hi new page, I’m going all in on JD did gently caress that couch but he’s a little bitch so he probably got sloppy seconds

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Vivek (rhymes with cake!) was making a move

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

It’s Peter Thiel with more melanin!

Also Thiel is a loving horrible person but he was smart enough to tell Musk to gently caress off with the X bullshit.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Who's the Nerevarine in this scenario

Biden TBH

E: The Onion has a non-zero uh thing? to answer for here. Diamond Joe was supposed to be this cool rear end dude changing Corvette oil in the White House driveway. When they wrote it, yeah maybe

E2: Diamond Joe and Walz would get along but also low key give each other poo poo about Chevy/Ford in my head canon.

goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Aug 10, 2024

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Also holy poo poo these burns. VP debate in rap battle form please.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

loving losers, I prefer war heroes who can stand on their own two feet

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Weird kid missed but McDonalds and rage about Joe Biden and that Kamablabla lady are going to do him in.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

https://youtu.be/ToRiwWHzRnM?si=Mvvt3MwKrpO0wkv7

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

This is just straight grift all the way down and it would be loving hilarious if it was for anything but president.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

facialimpediment posted:

meanwhile, point and laugh at the backfired ratfuck: https://x.com/mattsmith_news/status/1828937544920379507

citing state law

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

speaking of state federal law, when are we going to hear more about the brawl at Arlington?

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Leave posted:

It's awesome, because when they arrive I can get home from work and get it done. No more going to the voting place, having to wait, figure out which ward I'm in (and how the line separating two wards is literally in the middle of the street) and disappear into the magic booth.

I have literally never voted in person (2000 election was first vote by mail in OR which was also the first one I was old enough to vote in.

Reading the election guide at home then having to write down all of my votes on a piece of paper to take to the place where I transfer them to the official piece of paper sounds dumb as hell.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Porfiriato posted:

Dick Cheney is still alive (!) and voting Harris(!!)

https://x.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1832167198644633712

ratfucking imo

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

She exists guys, she just goes to a different school.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

facialimpediment posted:

Their plan to increase high-paying jobs is to kick people out of them.

What jobs do these idiots think migrant workers do? Hm yes, once we deport all the illegals, that sweet 125k middle management job will be all mine.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011


I used to name my network
8=======)~~~~~~~

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Gonna chime in on Trump’s side here *vomits*

Crazy girls are great in the sack

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

My wife pushed our kitten off the computer table the other day.

Did I marry a stealth Haitian?

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Itchy_Grundle posted:

Spies Like Us. Worth a watch.

Relevant clip:

https://youtu.be/T5-n54BCiiQ?si=H7zybAt2lDSs3Xwh

I got to :35ish yelling at the lovely safety but then saw Landis

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

I want to see Melania and Laura fight but I’m worried that Loomer would dominate based on pure crazy girl energy.

E: Or Loomer would just handcuff herself to a bike rack. Fun either way

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Raerlynn posted:

I think I'd just start drinking if a presidential candidate's helldump and forum rap sheet make it as topics in the news.

Take an entire bottle! Context is the Behind the Bastards podcast on Curtis Yarvin.

the JJ posted:

Hang on. Elitist right wing weirdo shitposting and reregging under a series of classical names? Was this :agesilaus:? Did I personally help bully Curtis Yarvin out of the Roman History A/T thread? I thought his only legacy would be an inscrutable forum emote.

the JJ posted:

So I went and checked, and there was a user Agesilaus who reregged as some other classical name and got banned for posting bad. This was immortalized as :agesilaus:. So the forum shorthand for a statue twitter bro is in fact a reference to either Yarvin or a very in character copycat. Who knew. Rap sheet.

I'd like to imagine an alternate timeline where he isn't banned and instead is driven mad by prolonged contact with this cursed place, and started a Paradox Mega LP.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Did he just tell J6 defendants convicts to threaten to kill the judge?

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

are we forgetting that a documentary about 1980s detroit has already been made?

:nws:
its the dick shooting scene
:nws:
https://youtu.be/YyKPJbYTxno?si=J0jMzQgCtoHdMYpF#t=2432

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Sorry about your dick

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Until the fat old guy eats all the crayons.

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

She’s exploring her political options in places that aren’t familiar with her. Solid plan imo

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