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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Fallom posted:

“The wrong rapist won nice figgies gonna kill myself I didn’t vote at all”

"everyone I disagree with is a succlib #d2a #NoJoeSwingState"

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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

ded posted:

:wtc:

sane qanon? are you out of your loving mind?

I'm assuming he meant "sane thread about qanon chuds" not "thread about sane qanon chuds"

e:f;b

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

Motherfucker needs to learn to use lotion, Jesus

And/or to stop crankin his hog so hard he gets friction burns

(the lotion would admittedly help with that though)

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011


it's faux news

bitch baby small hands probably called them up in a frothing xanaxy rage

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

What the loving hell is going on

the impending era of the second slave america

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

it's not bumpy when everyone left of the klan goes "oh well nothing could be done about this"

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Bored As gently caress posted:

Hopefully the piece of poo poo dies or his brain melts even more.

It'd have to be natural causes. He's too conceited to pull a fuhrerbunker.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

It's over. I can quit drinking until the pandemic ends and I can go to the bar with friends again.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

The DNC really shoulda taken some cues from the chud lobby and broken out the pseudoephedrine for Joe tonight.

Ain't gonna beat the GOP fairly, not now, not ever again.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

"About that Kettle..." said the entire tarpit

"Just like you, man." - Omar Little

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

I generally assume the low information undecided wormbrains are just going to vote for whatever right wing schlock they hear on the radio on their way to the polls anyways.

Or blather incessantly on internet forums about how the only righteous choice is to stay home. See 2020's epidemic of #nojoeswingstate

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Just keep feeding him low maintenance doses of marching powder. Either he croaks in office, and someone with more charisma takes over, or we get an election cycle of peak Diamond Joe.

Imagine a debate where it's just 15 minutes of a coked up Biden calling Trump a loser in every way he can think of until Trump starts screaming slurs and storms off stage.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

I am once again asking the DNC to invest heavily in maintenance doses of yayo for Joe.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

The official chud party line is now that he was shot through the ear. Despite all evidence pointing to glass shrapnel.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Handsome Ralph posted:

They also make .22LR ones as well.

So yes, I am prepared for the dumbest loving timeline.

Ohhhhh man I just had a flashback to that retro computing youtuber 8-Bit Guy open carrying a Ruger 10/22 in a fake AR style chassis at subway for clout

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

I have a feeling that the problem is they can't agree upon a pick, and likely won't be able to by the time it becomes extremely critical.

This election is really hammering home the following Simpsons bit from... oh look, exactly thirty years ago:

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

facialimpediment posted:

I didn't get the Beshear hype for VP based on the few-minute clip I saw this morning of him endorsing Kamala. I thought he sounded a bit wooden.

Kinda changed my mind:

https://x.com/SeanPEngland/status/1815366244624740751?t=sHMArw-lxR6vqybGujkNdQ&s=19

"JD Vance ain't from here" is absolutely loving brutal.

Wheeeew. If that man isn't on the VP ticket, even purely as a strategic pick, I don't know who would be.

I've seen Mark Kelly floated, but swinging Kentucky somewhat to the left seems like a bigger strategic win.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

The Grand Old Party: Conservatism Makes You Stupid

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Never have I been more sure that Trump will drop a hard R on live television.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



We finally have a Democratic candidate that truly knows how to get through to millennials and zoomers alike: by making 30-year-old Simpsons references.

I continue to be astounded at the fact the DNC basically toggled the "give a poo poo" switch to on for the first time in fifteen years and at how much rock-it sauce is coming out of the newly declogged tubes.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

McNally posted:

That video is at least 11 years old, so really it's only a 20 year old Simpsons reference.

Dangit. I only noticed because one of the classic Simpsons showrunners pointed it out on Twitter today.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

psydude posted:

Hanover isn't really in what I'd consider Pennsyltucky. It IS in major Trump territory, though, but that's also true for the MD side of the border in that area.

I once got a "you ain't from round here parts is you boy" as a pasty white guy at a gas bar about ten miles outside Reading on a road trip.

If a prim and proper god-fearing-looking-white-boy filling up his all-american 1990 Chevrolet jalopy can't pass for hyperchud fifteen years ago in rural PA, it's well beyond Pennsyltucky at that point. It's the gods-damned shell-shocked no-mans-land.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/1820847957010260160

Gamer vote captured

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

It is refreshingly bizarre to feel warm fuzzy hope-like feelings about an American election again.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

https://x.com/OhPoorPup/status/1820929455847539046


friends don't let friends use 18 gauge speaker wire

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

He's gonna drop a hard R during the debate. I can feel it bubbling up.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

boop the snoot posted:

As soon as someone tells him that Obama gave Biden the Presidential Medal of Freedom he’s going to think it’s a radical left fake news award.

I can feel the soundbite of him saying "What's so great about freedom anyway?" already.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

boop the snoot posted:

Did Trump forget he got shot?

I feel like 2016 Trump would’ve never shut up about it and would’ve demanded a Purple Heart.

I don't think he's got enough functioning goop left in his noggin to remember the last sentence he said, let alone something that happened that far back.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

So when does the GOP announce their plans for a Head Tax?

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Xakura posted:

Afaik, this is a bad thing. Every poll that does 2-way and 3-way race shows that RFK steals much more from Trump than Harris (or previously Biden)

Maybe we'll get lucky and this will result in Trump starting the Trump Party and leaving RFK as the only half-assed nominee available for the GOP.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

orange juche posted:

Same as for anyone else who wants to license playing their song in front of an audience.

They can sue him, but he's famous for being able to wiggle out of legal situations. He'd just wiggle his way out of the RIAA jumping down his throat for piracy/illegal performance.

To be fair, the RIAA is basically 90% lawyers by volume. They could probably make a solid go of it.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

boop the snoot posted:

Trump makes me think that “average” intelligence in this country, however it may be defined, is a significantly lower than I thought, to a scary degree.

50% of people are statistically dumber than the average person.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Modern conservatism needs to be added to the next release of the DSM.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

There's a significant overlap between the combination of long-term multi-generational educational withdrawal, exposure to leaded gasoline, and Trumpism. I fully expect in a decade or so there'll be dissertations written studying these people and what caused them to be the way they are/were.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Pine Cone Jones posted:

Nah, gently caress that chart. The past twenty years has upended things quite a bit, especially with the sad puppies poo poo.

In 2024, the furries are in an anti-nazi alliance with the juggalos, and also they are the force underpinning like, 95% of modern global telecommunications. Also they throw hella insane parties.

You don't want to gently caress with the furries anymore.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I only had to see a picture of loomer to know she was crazy but yeah goin full insane middle school girl on her is a new level of nuts.

Can some explain to me what ‘the Arby’s in your pants’ means? It sounds like a sick burn, but idk what it’s trying to imply.

She's implying that MTG has a large outer labia.

GOP infighting is wild.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

ded posted:

one of my wifi networks at home is named FBI VAN

Back when I lived in a lovely late 50s apartment building with walls made of toilet paper, my neighbour's wifi SSID was "MindblowingOrgasms". After I changed mine to "ShesFakingThem" I poo poo you not I stopped hearing awful forced-sounding moans at all hours of the day.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

I've said it before and I'll say it again: whoever is behind the controls for the universe must have turned the dial from "worst timeline" to "wackiest timeline", and I'm here for it

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Nuclear Tourist posted:

The mind of the American undecided voter is as mercurial and enigmatic as the Rosetta stone.

I have seen so many Online leftists who are declaring they’re going to not vote despite living in swing states and being marginalized people who will probably just straight up loving die if Trump gets another term.

Some serious protest suicide by electoral inaction poo poo.

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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Ronwayne posted:

Reading old threads, or the start/middle sections of long lasting megathreads, is full of banned/permabanned/100k probed users. Its like those churchs that are made out of serf bones.

The first couple pages of the last TCC opioids thread was like 50% accounts permad due to death. Super loving depressing.

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