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Tonight is election night in the USA, which means heavy drinking regardless of the outcome. I just realized, though, that my little horse brain does not know how to order multiple drinks. Some of them are easy... I pour two glasses of wine. I grab five beers from the fridge. (It took me a full half of my short horse life to figure out opening a beer bottle with hooves, btw.) BUT... How the gently caress do I pluralize the names of mixed drinks? Do I want two Old Fashioneds? Are they Olds Fashioned? Am I having two Sex on the Beaches, or Sexes on the Beach? HELP ME, GBS. MY EVENING SLOSHEDNESS DEPENDS ON YOU.
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Nov 3, 2020 19:49
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you're not a horse
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Nov 3, 2020 19:55
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:you're not a horse I'm terrified of ants and have an enormous keyboard with each key the size of a hoof. Don't make me kick you. 
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Nov 3, 2020 20:00
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I'll have 2 sexes ons these beaches please
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Nov 3, 2020 20:04
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very carefully
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Nov 3, 2020 20:05
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Old Fashioneds. Sex on the beach. martinis Gin tonics "two shots of" <name brand> gimlets "2 whiskys, one with water, one with a rock" Bloody Mary's Calm the gently caress down and you ever refer to yourself as a horse, or having horse parts "hoovies" again I hope you get banned.
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Nov 3, 2020 20:28
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Zaurg But A Horse posted:I'm terrified of ants and have an enormous keyboard with each key the size of a hoof. Don't make me kick you. this makes you sound less "Mr Ed" and more "special ed"
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Nov 3, 2020 20:33
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I thought horses just got drunk by eating old fermented apples
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Nov 3, 2020 20:38
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It depends on the drink. Obviously saying "two martinis" get you two martinis, but you'll be thrown out of most nicer places if you don't say "I'll have a long slow comfortable screw against the wall, twice, please" for example
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Nov 3, 2020 20:46
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Zaurg But A Horse posted:I'm terrified of ants and have an enormous keyboard with each key the size of a hoof. Don't make me kick you. This horse is out of control! Get Sid to safety!!!
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Nov 3, 2020 20:51
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Ngl I'm too drunk to understand what the gently caress this thread is about.
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Nov 3, 2020 20:51
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Bloody marii Gins tonic Hth, op
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Nov 3, 2020 21:07
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Bronze Fonz posted:Ngl I'm too drunk to understand what the gently caress this thread is about. some dude's pretending to be a horse and wants to bring back the horny threads
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Nov 3, 2020 21:10
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Bartender, do you know anyone that sells weed?
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Nov 3, 2020 21:15
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Just as using "beers" can cover any combination of Miller, Guinness, etc. so can "cocktails" cover any combo of Sex on the Beach, Martini, Old Fashioned, etc gets more complicated once you involve toddies and highballs imo
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Nov 3, 2020 21:20
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i drank a bunch of warsteiners last night
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Nov 3, 2020 21:48
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Ask for "two drinks" with a wink and a nod. He'll know what you mean
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Nov 3, 2020 22:01
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gently caress you horse
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Nov 3, 2020 22:07
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smoke weed every day means every day. who has time to drink?
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Nov 3, 2020 22:08
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Khanstant posted:smoke weed every day means every day. who has time to drink? i will continue to mimic smoking weed everyday so that I don't fall out of favor of my cool friends
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Nov 3, 2020 22:10
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You add an "s" to the last word. That's how the gently caress.
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Nov 3, 2020 22:15
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I’ve never liked drinking alcohol I don’t know why but it always tastes nasty to me and I don’t know why I wish I liked it, I feel like I’m missing out
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Nov 3, 2020 22:18
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FalconImpala posted:Ask for "two drinks" with a wink and a nod. He'll know what you mean
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Nov 3, 2020 22:23
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Just specify that you want a drink and pluralize drinks OP. "Yes, I would like Two sex on the beach drinks please" You'll sound cool as gently caress that way!
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Nov 3, 2020 22:39
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Beese is the plural of beer Life hack
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Nov 3, 2020 23:00
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Zaurg But A Horse posted:
- Olds Fashionsed - Sex ons thes beach - Harveys Wallsbanger - Menhattan - Longer Island Iceds Tea
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Nov 3, 2020 23:59
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Strategic Air Command (B-52s)
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Nov 4, 2020 01:20
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Zaurg But A Horse posted:I grab five beers from the fridge. I hope you enjoy them on the way to the glue factory but if you are in Canada there is a high probability somebody will say "I DRANK 27 BEER" or "I CAN DRINK 36 BEER IN ONE SITTING" depending on the region youre in so the plot thickens.
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Nov 4, 2020 01:38
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15 pack of PBR was just to quench my perishing thirst its quite a scorcher out there
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Nov 4, 2020 01:42
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three words or less, pluralize the last word. see: martinis, Bloody Marys, gin and tonics. four words or more, a) it's a cocktail specific to the bar, you'd better have tried it before you get more than one of them and b) "I'll have two of those *whatever the drink's name is* please"
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Nov 4, 2020 01:55
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I wish I had big pig balls
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Nov 4, 2020 02:03
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You say “double” “triple”, etc. so it would be a “double old fashioned” OP. Or a “I had sex in the beach FOUR TIMES last night!”
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Nov 4, 2020 02:21
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Zaurg But A Horse posted:Tonight is election night in the USA, which means heavy drinking regardless of the outcome. I just realized, though, that my little horse brain does not know how to order multiple drinks. Some of them are easy... I pour two glasses of wine. I grab five beers from the fridge. (It took me a full half of my short horse life to figure out opening a beer bottle with hooves, btw.) Why don't you just make it in a pitcher and drink it with a crazy straw? Don't lie to yourself. Just make a family sized portion of future hangover. You have enough to be worried about right now. Stay safe, don't die!
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Nov 4, 2020 02:22
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Big Beef City posted:Calm the gently caress down and you ever refer to yourself as a horse, or having horse parts "hoovies" again I hope you get banned. Sid Vicious posted:gently caress you horse Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:some dude's pretending to be a horse and wants to bring back the horny threads Tough crowd in GBS tonight. Get off your high horse.  quote:I wish I had big pig balls What goes into a Big Pig Balls? I assume some bourbon, possibly maple glaze on the rim and crumbled bacon, but anything else? quote:Why don't you just make it in a pitcher and drink it with a crazy straw? Don't lie to yourself. Just make a family sized portion of future hangover. You have enough to be worried about right now. You know... this is the right answer. I retract all my quantity issues and will instead just tell the bartender to fill up a bucket. Thanks!
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Nov 4, 2020 02:31
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Zaurg But A Horse posted:Tonight is election night in the USA, which means heavy drinking regardless of the outcome. I just realized, though, that my little horse brain does not know how to order multiple drinks. Some of them are easy... I pour two glasses of wine. I grab five beers from the fridge. (It took me a full half of my short horse life to figure out opening a beer bottle with hooves, btw.) Old Fashionedses and Sexes on the Beaches's. Pronounce it in a manner that maximizes lols in these lol-dessicated times.
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Nov 4, 2020 02:55
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Wait until you have diarrhea and stick ‘em up your rear end OP. That will pluralize the poo poo out of them.
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Nov 4, 2020 03:39
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a hardware store (buncha screw drivers)
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Nov 4, 2020 03:49
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[drink name] times two "I'll have a redbull and vodka, times two, please!"
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Nov 4, 2020 04:55
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"I'll have a xxxxx, then another xxxx, then another xxxx", repeat as necessary.
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Nov 4, 2020 05:46
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Two scotches with soda in them, you phony.
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