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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

GREAT RACK



Can this be a yearly tradition please?

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Saalkin posted:

Can this be a yearly tradition please?

Yule hog

Thanksmisgiving

Equinoxious

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com


On the one hand I'd like to be an idiot king, on the other hand I do not want to eat a burrito so huge and gross it defeated a huge gross burrito. Grody man.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



Easterrito: A Meal That Will Make You Beg For Crucifixion

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com


We could do a fun collaborative CYOburrito. Only anyone who suggests an ingredient has to flip a coin, if they lose they have to eat it before the next suggestion.

isaboo
Nov 10, 2002

I can destroy you


Well done HGB.

At times your voice sounds like Louis CK

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004




Yearly vote. Best mod has to make a huge gross burrito and attempt to not barf.

They work for us right?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



HGB you are so brave and vigorous, my headache is better after seeing your video.

Next up, barfwrap supreme...

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free

Buglord

Good

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




HGB is officially better than Smash Mouth.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

Coal Jobs for the Coal God



The video reminded me of those creepy Canadian Masoikis(sic) videos where you're cooking boiled crap over hot dogs cooked with a lighter

Simone Magus
Sep 29, 2020


Next time it'd be fun to try and come up with something that's very close to being edible but fails in one spectacular and unique way

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 29, 2014


Maybe a normal burrito but with strawberry jam or something

That might actually work though

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Regular burrito, deep-fried in apple juice.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!



Morbid Hound

Das Boo posted:

Regular burrito, deep-fried in apple juice.

Just an apple boiled burrito.

You'd need apple oil, which. . .isn't a thing (yet?)

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Just an apple boiled burrito.

You'd need apple oil, which. . .isn't a thing (yet?)

I kinda misspoke. I was thinking more like a deep fried Coke sorta method, but a FryDaddy full of boiling apple juice is goddamn hilarious.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015




Hieronymous Alloy posted:

You'd need apple oil, which. . .isn't a thing (yet?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_seed_oil

Zeinin
May 7, 2003





That's there seed oil, boy.
He's talking about apple oil

Red Crown
Oct 20, 2008

Pretend my finger's a knife.

Krataar posted:

This was a refreshing bit of the old internet I remember. It takes me back so much. Thank you huge gross burrito.

Exactly. This is the Web 1.0 content I need

Media Bloodbath
Mar 1, 2018

PIVOT TO ETERNAL SUFFERING


This would've been vile as gently caress with just a standard burrito and blue cheese dressing.

How long did it take you to get the smell out of the apartment?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018



Media Bloodbath posted:

This would've been vile as gently caress with just a standard burrito and blue cheese dressing.

How long did it take you to get the smell out of the apartment?

The upstairs of the house smelled like it for a day lol

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 29, 2014


What about a sweet burrito, with jam, jelly, cotton candy, nutella, green cocktail cherries, with marshmallow peeps as the “meat”. This might work better as a hard shell taco

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008


That sounds way, way too coherent with not enough seafood and strange savory flavours

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018



I'd be willing to give this another go lol

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I'd be willing to give this another go lol

Ok but the next one has to have durian

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007





HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I'd be willing to give this another go lol

WHY

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




I had a lot of fun making it honestly, also I love LA Beast and have always wanted to do stupid poo poo like this.

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Sep 1, 2006

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I had a lot of fun making it honestly, also I love LA Beast and have always wanted to do stupid poo poo like this.

LA Feast

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I had a lot of fun making it honestly, also I love LA Beast and have always wanted to do stupid poo poo like this.

LA HGB

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I'd be willing to give this another go lol

all right back to the laboratory gbs. what's next? a sandwich? A shepherds pie?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



TheAardvark posted:

all right back to the laboratory gbs. what's next? a sandwich? A shepherds pie?

A sauerkraut, black licorice, brussel sprout and blue cheese empanada with collard green topping

Red Crown
Oct 20, 2008

Pretend my finger's a knife.

TheAardvark posted:

all right back to the laboratory gbs. what's next? a sandwich? A shepherds pie?

It's the holiday season so it's time to bake a cake. What goes in that cake? There'd better be some olives, at least.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 29, 2014


Yule log with headcheese

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018



Red Crown posted:

It's the holiday season so it's time to bake a cake. What goes in that cake? There'd better be some olives, at least.

a cake for christmas sounds fun lol

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

Don't look at me-
I'm ugly in the morning
When the headaches gone
The sun is not.
Forgot to turn the alarm
On - on






Pillbug

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

apple boiled burrito.

Did anyone else’s brain jump in with “boots with the furrrrr” after they read this? Just me? Ok.

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free

Buglord

Put a little plastic baby in the cake

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015


Gingerbread cake with ham, candy cane and whole, unpeeled oranges.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



anatomi posted:

Gingerbread cake with ham, candy cane and whole, unpeeled oranges.

Orange pound cake with toothpaste icing

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

Silent Majority
THE DON







get a side of beef, then use a reciprocating saw to just cut a cake-shaped chunk out of it. From anywhere on the carcass

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