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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com


A traditional Christmas cake has my vote.

Switch dried fruit with edible insects, canned olives, anchovies, pickled onions etc.

Instead of brandy to set it on fire use ever clear mixed with sardine brine (70% ever clear will still burn)

Snype, now ya gotta do it.

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Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







You're going to need some fresh durian in your Christmas cake.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

hes dead


Nap Ghost

durian is too tasty, it just smells bad

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018



bob dobbs is dead posted:

durian is too tasty, it just smells bad

its also like 70 bucks lol

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005



Outrail posted:

A traditional Christmas cake has my vote.

Switch dried fruit with edible insects, canned olives, anchovies, pickled onions etc.

Instead of brandy to set it on fire use ever clear mixed with sardine brine (70% ever clear will still burn)

Snype, now ya gotta do it.

It's actually too late to start making a traditional Christmas cake because it's supposed to soak up booze for 6 weeks. But if someone does it they better replace the alcohol with sour apple 4 loko.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

hes dead


Nap Ghost

it needs to be liquor-level alc content in that case. so you really need 1/2 sour apple 4loko and 1/2 grain alcohol

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com


rodbeard posted:

It's actually too late to start making a traditional Christmas cake because it's supposed to soak up booze for 6 weeks. But if someone does it they better replace the alcohol with sour apple 4 loko.

Good point. I have done them with 2 or three weeks and let's be honest, anything more than a bottle of brandy* and half a bottle of spiced rum** is overkill. gently caress you tradition.

*Or fireball
**Or jagermeister or 4 loko or whatever you garbage people like.

Reality Protester
Aug 10, 2016


she tried to warn us



please show these vids to your class op. it will be a learning experience.

manpurse
Mar 19, 2007


Can we have a rum and eggnog reduction?

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



Soaked in sambuca

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014




The nerd rope was a nice touch but shame on HGB for not being able to finish

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003



Pillbug

Half pound burrito.

Anchovies, blue cheese crumbles with a bed of uncooked rice.

Edit: He had smoked oysters which are loving delicious? wtf Nothing about that was gross.

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


Philthy posted:

Half pound burrito.

Anchovies, blue cheese crumbles with a bed of uncooked rice.

Edit: He had smoked oysters which are loving delicious? wtf Nothing about that was gross.

Sorely tempted to challenge you to make and finish the burrito.

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010


I don't know what the consequences of eating uncooked rice are, but I can't imagine it would be pleasant. Stomach ache? Sharp rice shits? eurgh

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014




Fruits of the sea posted:

I don't know what the consequences of eating uncooked rice are, but I can't imagine it would be pleasant. Stomach ache? Sharp rice shits? eurgh

They *MIGHT* soften in your stomach juices but that still sounds ducking awful

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 29, 2014


An otherwise normal burrito with one wacky ingredient like sauerkraut or kimchi would be a good challenge. Blue cheese would be better than most of the posters recommending it might realize. Anything from the family of fermented foods however is a nice gross addition

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013



crazy eyes mustafa posted:

An otherwise normal burrito with one wacky ingredient like sauerkraut or kimchi would be a good challenge. Blue cheese would be better than most of the posters recommending it might realize. Anything from the family of fermented foods however is a nice gross addition

gbs accidentally creates a hit new taco bell item

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009



crazy eyes mustafa posted:

An otherwise normal burrito with one wacky ingredient like sauerkraut or kimchi would be a good challenge. Blue cheese would be better than most of the posters recommending it might realize. Anything from the family of fermented foods however is a nice gross addition

There's an Irish-Mexican restaurant in my city that used to sell burritos filled with mashed potatoes and cabbage

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003



Pillbug

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Blue cheese would be better than most of the posters recommending it might realize.

Depends if it's actual blue cheese crumbles or blue cheese sauce/dip. The sauce is pretty good with almost anything ranch is good with. Crumbles are like eating tonsil stones.

TeachesOfPeaches
Jan 25, 2019

fuck the pain away





Nostradingus posted:

There's an Irish-Mexican restaurant in my city that used to sell burritos filled with mashed potatoes and cabbage

That sounds good

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Talking to a friend and chocolate spaghetti came up. Do chocolate spaghetti.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.




Ingredients from the first burrito should be invalidated, so no bleu cheese.

Find something nastier

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

hes dead


Nap Ghost

paging forums user cazu marzu

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010



Das Boo posted:

Talking to a friend and chocolate spaghetti came up. Do chocolate spaghetti.

My friend use to do Oreos and spaghetti and said it was delicious while high

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010



I think in prep for the new year you make an egg nog. With soy sauce and ketchup thrown in for good measure

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com


George H.W. oval office posted:

My friend use to do Oreos and spaghetti and said it was delicious while high

Everything good mixed with anything good is delicious while high

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

GREAT RACK



TheAardvark posted:

Sorely tempted to challenge you to make and finish the burrito.

Please?

Any new creation for HGB needs capers God drat it!

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 29, 2014


Blue cheese is good actually, but itíll ruin anything it doesnít belong in for the same reason grapes donít go on pizza (put huge green grapes in the next burrito, yw)

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



What about using lasagna as a template:

- Layers and layers of poo poo to replace
- Garfield likes it
- You have to bake it so it will stink up your house no matter what

barnold
Dec 16, 2011

...but i didnt finish




this thread, this adventure, is loving incredible

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



A cake might be difficult cuz baking is more science than art.

I think a big hoagie sandwich.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Chicken wings with creative sauces and glazes and rubs?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




William Henry Hairytaint posted:

A cake might be difficult cuz baking is more science than art.

I was thinking the same thing. A cake gets pissy when your wet/dry ratio is off.
I like the lasagna suggestion. Another option is to do a holiday gelatin mold. If mid-century cookbooks have taught me anything, it's that that stuff is versatile.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.




William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Chicken wings with creative sauces and glazes and rubs?

Nutella and pickle

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002




Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



A house salad, but hold everything except the croutons and ranch dressing.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

A house salad, but hold everything except the croutons and ranch dressing.

I've had that literally dozens of times.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.




Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

A house salad, but hold everything except the croutons and ranch dressing.

How about a nice ranch vinaigrette?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



pro starcraft loser posted:

I've had that literally dozens of times.

drat, I didn't realize that croutons had such a following.

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Relax Or DIE
May 8, 2006


ranch dressing is a blight

Put it on the next burrito

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