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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the cow








how about just pure straight cumin, nothing else just a cumin burrito

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Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler


Would it be possible to have Fruit Roll-Ups as the wrapping? Or are we tempting the wrath of god

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com


Lieutenant Dan posted:

Would it be possible to have Fruit Roll-Ups as the wrapping? Or are we tempting the wrath of god

There's no God here

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015




I don't care as long as it has

nakieon
Aug 28, 2020



Tortilla: Corn, crumbled much like earlier suggestions
Protein: Spam
Filling: Mayo with olives
Filling 2: Brussel sprouts cooked in balsamic vinegar
Filling 3: Garbanzo beans marinated in fullgrain mustard
Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): Pancake mix

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


Bitchn sauce must be included, Costco thread represent!

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005




Cartoon Man posted:

Bitchn sauce must be included, Costco thread represent!

Made in my hometown

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


Make the infamous french onion mix chili and use that for the sauce. Bonus is that he'll have lovely chili that he has to eat later

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

feet smell


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvIkojfQDxA

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

Don't look at me-
I'm ugly in the morning
When the headaches gone
The sun is not.
Forgot to turn the alarm
On - on






Pillbug

Bean soaking liquid:vinegar. But not good vinegar, that gross poo poo that comes in a gallon jug people clean coffee makers with.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

feet smell


but a burrito

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Tortilla: bologna slices
Protein: hotdogs, the kind with the casing
Filling: vegemite
Filling 2: braunschweiger
Filling 3:goya black beans, soaked in the hotdog water
Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): the cheese powder from a box of mac and cheese

peanut
Sep 9, 2007




yes to natto

with jelly beans lmao

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com


I think we're going to need a proper survey. None of this first past the post bullshit.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Fuck this gay MOTHER Earth.

HGB please eat this burrito in a conference or Screencastify recording if your district is doing virtual, remote, or hybrid learning. Show your students how American democracy really works.

DoomedFish
Aug 15, 2009


Bean soaking fluid: the oil that sun-dried tomatoes are stored in. Alternately, hot dog water.

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


DoomedFish posted:

Bean soaking fluid: the oil that sun-dried tomatoes are stored in. Alternately, hot dog water.

I do think hot dog water is a must. I vote we boil hot dogs in apple juice and use the resulting delicious broth to soak and cook the chickpeas.

DoomedFish
Aug 15, 2009


TheAardvark posted:

I do think hot dog water is a must. I vote we boil hot dogs in apple juice and use the resulting delicious broth to soak and cook the chickpeas.

I second this motion.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm



The protein should be a cheap steak, cooked way beyond well done, and swimming in ketchup.

Woodsy Owl
Oct 26, 2004


Miso is beans. Add gobs of miso

DoomedFish
Aug 15, 2009


Lucky Guy posted:

The protein should be a cheap steak, cooked way beyond well done, and swimming in ketchup.

We can do better: Steak'umm.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Can we get some Grape Nuts in the burrito?

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

GREAT RACK



I think it should have some capers in it.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Cawtion Ham


Saalkin posted:

I think it should have some capers in it.

Absolutely. My recipe from earlier has em.

dog nougat posted:

Tortilla: somehow make mustard, peanut butter, and buckwheat flour into a tortilla.

Protein: Cold hotdogs, the super cheap kind that are dyed red. Diced.

Filling: Capers: 1/3 cup

Filling 2: Peel of 4 oranges stewed in fish stock until super soft or whatever. Cut into strips.

Filling 3: Crushed Peppermint Discs: 10

Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): miracle whip thinned with dr pepper and cooked until a smooth, homogenous sauce. (Not sure if this part is possible)

Maybe orange peel "candied" in fish sauce or some other vile liquid.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Cawtion Ham


Double post.

Aspic burrito.

Like make some unholy burrito concoction and suspend it in hotdog water gelatin.

Or just make every filling a gelatinous version of whatever it's supposed to be.

Bean gelatin

Edit: or just a layered tube of gelatin "fillings" wrapped in a tortilla

Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

Tortilla: Nori sheets (seaweed wraps, available in any decently-stocked grocery store)
Protein: Almonds
Filling: Quinoa
Filling 2: Kit-Kat bars
Filling 3: Peppermints
Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): Magic Shell chocolate sauce

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009


Knot My President! posted:

Tortilla: Vietnamese rice paper


Protein: Broccoli

Filling: Baby carrots

Filling 2: baby corn

Filling 3 : Cherry tomatoes

Filling 4 : Sprouts

Filling 5 : Feta

Salsa (thats spanish for sauce):


Isn't this just a spring roll made at a Pizza Hut salad bar? I got no qualms eating this.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

It's bulbasaur!

Low fat Miracle Whip instead of sour cream. Regular Miracle Whip is bad but the low fat stuff is a special kind of bad.

Fat Albert in a can
Aug 20, 2006


These stupid forest elves have NO appreciation for how hard I work on my hair.


Tortilla: Corn, the non-crispy floppy kind. The texture is gross and the flavor isn't much better.

Protein: I'm torn between pickled pigs feet and catfish.

Filling 1: Lima beans. Again, texture.

Filling 2: Black licorice. Goes with nothing, clashes with everything.

Filling 3: Onions. White and the stronger the better.

Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): Chocolate bourbon ice cream topping

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com


If there isn't a dollop of a whole puréed fish delight then I just don't know what to think.

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003




some freeze-dried cranberries would add a little sweetness to the mayo

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

feet smell

Balut
https://i.imgur.com/JAMtB9J.jpeg

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
Wit to be input later.

Tortilla: Cauliflower Tortillas
Protein: Paella
Filling: Huitlacoche
Filling 2: Nopalitos
Filling 3: Arroz Negro
Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): Mole Blanco.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn


wrap: the wonkiest low carb sprouted grain free range goofball miracle flatbread wrap you can source at the store. this will probably be the most expensive component. if you make it yourself, find a recipe for protein powder tortillas/pancakes/crepes that use whey protein as their main ingredient.

beans:
dried chickpeas re-hydrated in apple cider vinegar (with THE MOTHER!!!) or natto

protein: something in the category of: cheap hot dogs, spam, potted meat, chipped beef, slim jims. GERBER PUREED TURKEY AND GRAVY SLURRY

filling 1: as mentioned by others, marshmallow fluff or circus peanuts
filling 2: we need a veg or fruit in there. canned spinach, or candied ginger
filling 3: let's get some spice. pickled hot cherry peppers, or laoganma (hot chili oil with sichuan peppercorn)

salsa (that's spanish for sauce): creamy horseradish sauce. A few packs of Arby's horsey sauce or Burger King zesty onion ring sauce would work in a pinch

WITCHCRAFT fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Nov 6, 2020

peanut
Sep 9, 2007




dog nougat posted:

Double post.

Aspic burrito.

Like make some unholy burrito concoction and suspend it in hotdog water gelatin.

Or just make every filling a gelatinous version of whatever it's supposed to be.

Bean gelatin

Edit: or just a layered tube of gelatin "fillings" wrapped in a tortilla

sugoi

natto and hotdog water chickpeas and soft boiled eggs in orange jello with marshmallow fluff and canned pineapple, in a tortilla

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION


Buglord

Woodsy Owl posted:

Miso is beans. Add gobs of miso

Adzuki is made from beans also.

I say we go all bean and make an adzuki-miso-natto burrito.

Skratte
Nov 11, 2010





Tortillas: just regular sore bought shelf stable flour tortillas, they are already nasty enough.
Protein: those hotdogs that have cheese inside, boiled
Filling: canned chickpeas
More filling: riced cauliflower
Flavors: that powder you sprinkle on popcorn, dealer's choice, squirt a grapefruit in there
Salsa: olive tepenade.

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

that crazy Congress woman

Durian... Cornstarch... Smoked salmon... Burnt garlic... With a tab reduction

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



Cowman posted:

how about just pure straight cum, nothing else just a cum burrito

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Small Gay Planet
Aug 2, 2019

Now yes, a very handsome guy has fallen into our trap!


Tortilla:

The sacred lifeblood of the proud American Union


Protein:

The symbol of Freedom


Filling:

The cuisine of the right


Filling 2:

The cuisine of the left


Filling 3:

Wagyu beef and instant ramen, symbolizing poverty and wealth intermixed, each ingredient supporting the other


Salsa (thats spanish for sauce):

The essence of anguish and fear


Throw in these microorganism popsicles for added relevance



Truly, a symbolic food to savor with relish

Small Gay Planet fucked around with this message at 11:35 on Nov 6, 2020

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