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Make sure to cry some stress tears into that thing while you’re making it.
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Important question- any foods that give HGB nightmare has? I propose this burrito should not just be gross, it should make the eater positively disgusting as well.
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Nov 5, 2020 23:27
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Also I can make the tortillas from scratch should you want to include anything horrible in that. Corn. But not actual corn- candy corn bits in the tortilla.
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Nov 5, 2020 23:29
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Lol is there big red flavoring I don’t think I should eat gum Those little red hots candy things taste the same.
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Nov 5, 2020 23:34
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TheAardvark posted:Can you melt circus peanuts? Could that be used as a bean cooking liquid? The last time I tried they just deflated and burned.
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Nov 5, 2020 23:39
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TheAardvark posted:All right lots of good suggestions so far, but we need to get some order in here to come up with the final thing. So let's focus for a moment: I like the suggestion of apple juice as the ol’ pee stand in.
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Nov 5, 2020 23:55
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Althalin posted:...but why would you try that? I grew up in the middle of nowhere and my friends and I needed to kill time somehow. Seeing what things will melt was a safer diversion than our usual “fill tennis balls with strike anywhere match heads” type stuff.
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Nov 6, 2020 00:02
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Bean soaking liquid:vinegar. But not good vinegar, that gross poo poo that comes in a gallon jug people clean coffee makers with.
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Nov 6, 2020 00:20
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Oh, Tropical Pepper Co Scorpion chili sauce should be heavily poured on at least one bite. I would advise against doing it in the entire burrito though. It’s dirt cheap in a lot of stores but 14 bucks on amazon for some reason.
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Nov 6, 2020 15:31
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Cartoon Man posted:I liked the previous suggestion of dollar store steak. Dollar store steak and dollar store canned fish. Source as much of the burrito from a dollar store as possible.
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Nov 6, 2020 19:41
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While it is maximum gross it may make eating the burrito physically impossible. Someone opened a can of it at my EMS agency and the stank made four of us literally vomit. I can’t imagine actually putting it in your mouth if it’s not something you’re used to.
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Nov 6, 2020 20:36
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Fat Albert in a can posted:I don’t understand all the chickpea/garbanzo hate, they are savory and delicious It’s a joke about the piss tape. Say it out loud.
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Nov 6, 2020 22:42
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The fact it was gross enough to get you to yarp not once but twice is what makes this burrito properly legendary.
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Nov 23, 2020 09:09
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:apple boiled burrito. Did anyone else’s brain jump in with “boots with the furrrrr” after they read this? Just me? Ok.
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Nov 26, 2020 19:30
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Whatever the worst hot pocket is for the other slice Or hardtack. I actually like hard tack but it would make for a real textural and structural challenge, especially if it was only on one side.
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