Let's design a huge, gross burrito - THE BURRITO HAS LANDED

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Let's design a huge, gross burrito - THE BURRITO HAS LANDED

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

Cilantro should just be an entire bunch of cilantro with the rubber band still on.

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rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

Burrito needs to be somehow 90% just the end piece full of just tortilla so every bite is anticipation for the bad stuff.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2020 17:15

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

Make sure you open the tortillas the night before and leave them out to get stale so they start crumbling as soon as you fold.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2020 03:27

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

Outrail posted:

A traditional Christmas cake has my vote.

Switch dried fruit with edible insects, canned olives, anchovies, pickled onions etc.

Instead of brandy to set it on fire use ever clear mixed with sardine brine (70% ever clear will still burn)

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It's actually too late to start making a traditional Christmas cake because it's supposed to soak up booze for 6 weeks. But if someone does it they better replace the alcohol with sour apple 4 loko.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2020 00:59

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