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pecan

is friend for clout

# ? Nov 6, 2020 04:10

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pecan

wow is this your pet hamster? stewart would never settle for a life like this

# ? Nov 6, 2020 04:11

pecan

buys a remote controlled sailboat instead of a nintendo gamecube to complete the lie

# ? Nov 6, 2020 04:11

pecan

*shakes my gf's dad's hand* haha it's kinda funny how we can shake hands like this, it's a lot tougher when i try to shake hands with my friend stewart. stewart little, that is, sir.

# ? Nov 6, 2020 04:19

Heather Papps: hello friend

yea we're gonna backpack around europe after university. he's really excited!

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# ? Nov 6, 2020 04:27

pecan

hey why wasn't everyone excited to see me, friend of stewart little, in class today

classmate: *points* you see the new kid? turns out he's friends with mr bean specifically from rat race

# ? Nov 6, 2020 04:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

guys listen tim's friend ralph may have a motorcycle, but unlike my friend, stewart little, ralph is both actually a rat and has rabies

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# ? Nov 6, 2020 04:38

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

yeah but can he go pbpbpbpbpbpb :smugbert:

# ? Nov 6, 2020 05:57

SIDS Vicious

haha yeah no Richard Gere isn't really allowed around any more

# ? Nov 6, 2020 06:11

snergle: A kind little mouse!

* entire house is full of white mice i buy at the pet store, doll houses, doll clothes and remote control cars * no my house doesnt smell like pee my friend stewart little only uses the toilet.

# ? Nov 6, 2020 06:19

FactsAreUseless

If that kid who's friends with Ralph comes near me, I'm going to kick his rear end.

# ? Nov 6, 2020 07:28

pecan

teacher: pecan, if you have something to say, then please share it with the class

pecan: sorry teacher, just laughing over how funny my friend stewart would look sitting in this desk

# ? Nov 6, 2020 12:02

FutonForensic

my best friend Stewart Little, who also works at Nintendo, told me if you crawl inside the Nintendo and chew on the wires, Princess Peach's top will blow off

# ? Nov 6, 2020 18:40

pecan

i don't like to kiss and tell, but i will tell you that i did kiss stewart littel

# ? Nov 6, 2020 18:48

FutonForensic

pecan posted:

i don't like to kiss and tell, but i will tell you that i did kiss stewart littel

Huh?! My Real Best Friend Stuart Little is Magically Transformed into My Real Live-In Girlfriend?!

# ? Nov 6, 2020 19:01

Khanstant

ralph s mouse has a motorcycle so you know who is my ride or die rodent

# ? Nov 6, 2020 19:08

Macnult

lmao @ this whole thread

# ? Nov 6, 2020 19:14

wearing a lampshade

pecan posted:

*shakes my gf's dad's hand* haha it's kinda funny how we can shake hands like this, it's a lot tougher when i try to shake hands with my friend stewart. stewart little, that is, sir.

# ? Nov 6, 2020 19:25

FactsAreUseless

Khanstant posted:

ralph s mouse has a motorcycle so you know who is my ride or die rodent

Alright buddy I loving warned you

# ? Nov 6, 2020 19:55

beer pal

friends all telling stores of times when they met a celebrity while i patiently wait my turn with a smug grin on my face

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Nov 6, 2020 20:00

pecan

beer pal posted:

friends all telling stores of times when they met a celebrity while i patiently wait my turn with a smug grin on my face

# ? Nov 6, 2020 20:09

pecan

oh cool so this is your friend... Tom, was it? very nice to meet you. soooo you guys must get up to all sorts of hijinks, learning about life and the power of friendship and that the biggest hearts sometimes come in the smallest packages...oh, no? you just play magic cards. cool, very cool

# ? Nov 8, 2020 14:32

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Hey, let me cut you off right there. You don't get to call him Stewie. You don't know him.

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# ? Nov 8, 2020 17:34

FutonForensic

uh, gently caress you, i absolutely did make food for the potluck. i just left it at home, but my good friend, stewart little, is delivering it. here's a real live stream of him bringing it now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPXUG8q4jKU

# ? Nov 8, 2020 19:26

pecan

*watches family guy* I guesssss that's a cools stewart

# ? Nov 8, 2020 19:32

Chrs

haha so the other day right I was chillin with my man Stewart... you know, Stewart Little. I just call him Stewart because we�re good mates. you might have heard of him. yeah me him are good buddies

# ? Nov 9, 2020 21:43

Trying

i'm not one to drop a name, but you may remember him from tiny star trek

# ? Nov 9, 2020 22:11

vanisher

Oh these toy cars? Heh, my friend is a bit of a collector. My friend is Stewart Little.

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# ? Nov 10, 2020 08:20

pecan

nervously walking around the house party at janet's where i promised everyone that stewart little would come. As I pace past the snack table, I notice Janet unloading a bunch of cheese cubes onto a plate.

"Really, Janet?"

# ? Nov 10, 2020 11:51

Heather Papps: hello friend

is it possible to make one half of this best friends necklace very tiny?

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# ? Nov 11, 2020 00:46

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Oh yeah we almost went to Istanbul for our honey moon, but you know... it's the "city of cats" so... awkward. Because my husband is a mouse? Stuart Little? From the movies?

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# ? Nov 11, 2020 00:49

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I am struck by an out of control driver and lie unconscious on the sidewalk. Paramedics rifle through my possessions for my emergency contact. No phone number. Just Stu4rt.Littl3.9@gmail.com and a tiny drawing of his car.

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# ? Nov 11, 2020 00:50

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

I run onto the stage weeping with happiness to accept my Oscar

Oh my god, oh my god. This is so unexpected. What an honor. Oh gosh...
Ummmm I just want to say thank you to my parents, to my brother Mike, Abby-- you're the light of my life-- and of course Ridley Scott and the amazing crew members and everyone else who brought this movie together. You're all the real stars. And I want to thank god-- my faith brought me here. Mwah. Mwah. Oh and above all, this award truly belongs to Stuart Little. Stuart, I wouldn't be here without you. You kept me chasing that cheese. Peace my brother-- I love you and I owe it all to you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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# ? Nov 11, 2020 00:55

pecan

why do u kiss so weird?

sorry, my last bf liked it..

# ? Nov 11, 2020 00:55

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pecan posted:

why do u kiss so weird?

sorry, my last bf liked it..

updating my tindr profile
"mouse kisses ONLY"
"must have tiny car"

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