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I know it’s not specifically an old school Kung Fu film in the traditional sense but Bloodsport is absolutely one of my favorites that fits in that genre. Bolo Yeung rules.
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Pragmatica posted:Kung Fu Zombie is another ridiculous kung fu horror Yeeeeeeeesssssss!!! Not only does it have a Dracula (euro style non hopping vampire) in it but he kicks a dude's head off and drinks from the blood fountain! One of my all time favourite moments in Kung Fu cinema.
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The Invincible Armour Ancient Kung fu master’s secret technique involves him ascending his scrotum. It’s defeated by a one inch punch technique. Utterly ridiculous.
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Nov 10, 2020 12:29
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High Noon at Mega Mountain
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Pragmatica posted:Kung Fu Zombie is another ridiculous kung fu horror You're gonna have to review your history or something and post them. I'm sorry that's just the way it is.
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Nov 10, 2020 15:02
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ThePopeOfFun posted:You're gonna have to review your history or something and post them. I'm sorry that's just the way it is. 99% of this thread, op. and many, many more. some are very bad, and I would not call "cool" so i won't post those. however, almost all of them make me laugh
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Nov 10, 2020 15:22
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Midnight Pulp has a bunch and some of them stream for free: https://www.midnightpulp.com/
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Nov 10, 2020 16:40
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Master of the Flying Guillotine is crazy as hell and really fun, definitely worth a watch. Not an old movie but one that channels that feeling perfectly - Kung Fu Hustle. It's a martial arts movie mixed with a live action cartoon mixed with The Naked Gun or Airplane, that's the only way I can think of to describe it. Some seriously good fights in there, my personal favorite is a tailor that uses the iron rings he hands clothes with to create these like... super punch gauntlets.
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Nov 10, 2020 18:27
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Masked Avengers is proof that if you speed up films by just a fraction of a second the fights become high art
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Pragmatica posted:99% of this thread, op. and many, many more. some are very bad, and I would not call "cool" so i won't post those. however, almost all of them make me laugh you keep teasing this vast kung fu sea while also barring the gate LET ME IN I ALSO WANT THE BAD ONES
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ThePopeOfFun posted:you keep teasing this vast kung fu sea while also barring the gate Your kungfu isn't strong enough, grasshopper
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Nov 10, 2020 22:36
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I think it was last year there was a Shaw Brothers marathon on Twitch. I really liked The Deadly Mantis. There are A LOT of good Shaw Brothers movies.
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Nov 10, 2020 22:51
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sigher posted:Jackie Chan's old stuff is dope.  mid years stuff is dope too, like Operation Condor, Mr Nice Guy, and Who Am I
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Nov 10, 2020 22:52
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Seconding the Matrix. I think you guys would like it because it's a lot about computers and you seem to like that technology stuff. Check it out. AOL Keyword: Matrix
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Nov 10, 2020 22:53
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A Fancy Hat posted:Master of the Flying Guillotine is crazy as hell and really fun, definitely worth a watch. Both of these movies are so cool and fun. Kung Fu Hustle has soooo many neat characters.
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Nov 10, 2020 23:47
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The blind guys using SOUND WAVES to slice poo poo up was cool too.
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majestic12 posted:
I love the fight on top of the roof near the end of Who Am I
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Papa Kung, Mama Fu
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phosdex posted:I love the fight on top of the roof near the end of Who Am I it’s one of the best scenes ever. but don’t sleep on the driving sequence
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Nov 11, 2020 00:58
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Colonel Cancer posted:Your kungfu isn't strong enough, grasshopper Who will teach me the ancient art?
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Ricky Oh has to have come up right?
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Here is a legendary link that has all the Shaw Brothers movies, including links to multiple places you can watch online. 90% are available on Amazon Prime (so free). http://www.shawbrothersuniverse.com/shaw-brothers-classic-film-collection/ some random, no order, top tier shaw bros: - 8 Diagram Pole Fighter, The - Dirty Ho - Flying Guillotine, The - House of Traps - Killer Constable - Opium And The Kung Fu Master - The Black Tavern Captain Beans fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Nov 11, 2020 |
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Nov 11, 2020 03:21
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The Flying Guillotine is not the same as Master of the Flying Guillotine. You want the one that starts with a lama in the mountains jumping out of a thatch roofed hut.
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Nov 11, 2020 03:35
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Is Zatoichi the Blind Swordsman obscure? I haven't run into anyone else who was into him.
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Captain Beans posted:- Opium And The Kung Fu Master lol, this movie is wild and has some very wtf dialogue
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Nov 11, 2020 04:03
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Eighth Diagram Pole Fighter is worth it if nothing else for the outrageously absurd ending wherein the heroes take a "non-lethal" approach, but with video game logic.
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Nov 11, 2020 04:27
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Is Zatoichi the Blind Swordsman obscure? I haven't run into anyone else who was into him. that's not kung fu! it's chambara. also a fun genre
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Nov 11, 2020 04:27
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The Story of Ricky Ticky Tembo
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Knockabout is one I really like. It's a late 70s one with Sammo Hung. It also has one of the most baffling plot twists. And half the fun is in the weird dubbing.
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Nov 11, 2020 05:28
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Drunken Master. Jackie Chan fights a bunch of Imperialist Caucasians who are stealing a bunch of Chinese artifacts while he's bombed out of his mind.
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Nov 11, 2020 05:29
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Is Zatoichi the Blind Swordsman obscure? I haven't run into anyone else who was into him. I liked the old school doughy Zatoichi who blinked way too often, but all the newer ones are kinda 'meh'. They're not a perfect fit for the OP, since they're certainly a lot less colorful than Shaw Brothers films, but I think most people who like one will usually like the other.
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Pragmatica posted:lol, this movie is wild and has some very wtf dialogue It's also in Netflix!!! Whoah this got DARK. ThePopeOfFun fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Nov 11, 2020 |
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Nov 11, 2020 06:10
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Vietnamwees posted:Drunken Master. You're thinking Legend of Drunken Master. The original is just an excuse to beat-up assholes/overpaid assassins (also important! My favorite pure spoof Kung Fu film is A Fistful of Yen defaultluser fucked around with this message at 07:51 on Nov 11, 2020 |
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Nov 11, 2020 07:42
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky is one of the most fun times I've had watching a movie. It's this op
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Nov 11, 2020 08:06
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check out golden harvests catalogue, at least in the yearly years there are more than just the Bruce Lee ones.
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Grundma posted:Anything by Godfrey Ho Agreed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SLsA_Opybw YES THIS IS MY NINJA STAR
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Nov 11, 2020 14:56
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Grundma posted:Anything by Godfrey Ho I missed this post, but I needed to come back and agree emphatically with it. extreme silly and good fights. ThePopeOfFun posted:Whoah this got DARK. kung_fu_movies.txt
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if you still have a cable subscription El Rey runs kung fu movie marathons
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