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Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006



OK, I've got the list put together. Check your emails. I've confirmed receipt with everyone. A few of you didn't give me mailing addresses so check your email and do that.

Post your lists in here if you haven't already.

This is the list of posters I have down. If you're not on this list get in touch with me right now so I can squeeze you in.

I'll email out ralphies tonight.

people doing this poo poo posted:

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ZarathustraFollower
Sy Borg
Gray Stormy
Atticus_1354
shalafi4
zebrablade
Capín Log
infrared35
mischief
Shima Honnou
Akion

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit



College Slice

Uzi poo poo would be cool, since I got one.
Obviously I'm always down for AR-14 poo poo. I guess AR-15 is good too.
Bits and bobs for Makarovs and Tokarevs.
Magz are always a classic.
Knives are pretty cool.
Joke gifts are forever enjoyed just keep it in the box. Send me all the anime dildos it's cool. Stickers own and if you send me them they're going directly onto my workshop pressure pots.
I'll always fish for someone to make use of my C&R license and ship me some beat up ancient piece of garbage so I'm doing that again.

My prime thing is no clothes and I don't reload.

Whoever is Ralphie may or may not receive a free dice set on top of whatever I get them so look forward to that.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




Posting my List -

Gun Specific Stuff I "Need" -

- Ruger LCP 1 Magazines
- Glock G43 Magazines
- S&W 640 Speed Loader
- An actual range bag. I've used an Adidas gym bag for the last decade.
- Sling for my Mossberg 590
- Any upgrades for my Mossberg 590
- Ruger Mark IV sights for the Turnbull I've got.
- Cheap AR bipod - I haven't shot any of my three ARs and will not be able to in the immediate future. They are safe queens. I don't need fancy.

Gun Hobby Adjacent Stuff -

- Knives of any type and sort. It's easier to say what I don't like - Not a fan of lock backs or anything that isn't one hand open or close. I prefer Wharnecliffe/Sheepsfoot blades and flippers, but that's not a big deal. Fixed blades are fine. Stupid is fine. Axes, spears, throwing knives - all fine. If it's sharp, I'll love it.
- Sharpening stones are always awesome. I'm pretty ghetto with my current sharpening set up.
- Weaponry of any sort is cool.


Other Hobbies -

- Fountain Pens - I have enough Lamy cartridges to last me a lifetime from last Secret Santa (you rule, Armorer). Cheap pens, especially Chinese pens, funky colors of ink, anything is good.
- Coins - It's impossible to say what I "need" in the coin world. But coins that cannot be currently found in US circulation are always awesome.
- Parrot Stuff - I have Serra the Cockatiel and Blue and Yellow the Parakeets. They are small birds.
- I cook daily and love hot sauce and sweet BBQ sauces. Hell, any savory meat sauces = Very yes.

Note - I know we are a gun forum, but a box full of hobby adjacent stuff is super cool. That gun stuff doesn't have to take priority over the other things.

Edit - Please, no sex toys. I live with my father and would rather not have to explain to him why I got a box full of butt stuff. My butt ain't broke, thank you very much.

Captain Log fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Nov 23, 2020

Gray Stormy
Dec 19, 2006



List time!

Glock stuff is always rad. Ive got a sort of clapped out G19(gen3) and a 9mm AR that eats from Glock mags.

I shoot 3gun so that stuff is fun

I collect vidya games

Weve got a corgi in the house and are always amped about having things with corgs on them. Its a prerequisite of getting one.

I camp pretty hard during the not-winter months too. I overland where I can up here and its always a good time.

I take a 2xl t shirt

Only limitation in Ive got kids and a wife so lets not get TOO risque.

Ill expand on this if I think of anything else specific

infrared35
Jan 12, 2005

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Plaster Town Cop

Gray Stormy posted:

Only limitation in Ive got kids and a wife so lets not get TOO risquť

Oh, itís ON now.

mischief
Jun 3, 2003


Be careful or he'll put pictures of his ankles on your box.

infrared35
Jan 12, 2005

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Plaster Town Cop

mischief posted:

Be careful or he'll put pictures of his ankles on your box.

With or without Crocs?

mischief
Jun 3, 2003


Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




Imgur is up now -

Armor Domo is a Deadly Domo -

Atticus_1354
Dec 9, 2006

Don't you go near that dog, you understand? Don't go near him, he's just as dangerous dead as alive.


My list:

Backpack organizer gear. Especially anything velcro backed like BFG dapper gear.

Don't need any holster, pouches, random molle gear as I have a ton of that.

Could use a flashlight that takes 18650 batteries if such a thing exists at that price point.

A couple of these rifle mounts are on my buy list.

Rifle rods for my safe or other safe organization stuff.

Really good screwdriver bits would be great

I like patches that are silly not serious try hard stuff.

Send me something from your state that will make me smile.

I have 2 dogs who love treats if you want to make them smile too.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006



Gray Stormy posted:



Only limitation in Ive got kids and a wife so lets not get TOO risque.


I have literally a decade's worth of weird porn goons have mailed me and your home address.

Like, I think I have a VHS "instructional video" for sex, you know for back in the days when you had to pretend your jacking material was a documentary.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006



Lol yep. Why do I still have this? Itís survived numerous moves.



Edit: why yes thatís an Afghan war rug and WW2 German radio operators pack sitting on a USGI blanket in the background why do you ask?

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006



Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006



Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006



Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006



Iíve got a whole box of this stuff. Just the random filler from all those secret Santas. So much random and potentially pornographic stuff.

BeAuMaN
Feb 18, 2014

I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER!


Pretty sure when goons look at that they think
"That box looks kid of empty"

mischief
Jun 3, 2003


I'd just be mad it's an expired hazcon book. Get your weight up, Cyrano.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit



College Slice

I'm gonna buy a Lee Enfield book... and mail it to Cyrano. The sickest porno of them all.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??





Fun Shoe

Cyrano4747 posted:

I have literally a decade's worth of weird porn goons have mailed me and your home address.

Like, I think I have a VHS "instructional video" for sex, you know for back in the days when you had to pretend your jacking material was a documentary.

Oh, I got that beat. Or at least I used to. When my wife and I got married, for some reason that we both try really hard not to ever, even accidentally, think about, one of my wife's parents gave her a gift. It was a softcover book. I forget the name of it, but it was this pre-legal-porn (maybe even pre-Joy-of-Sex) book of sex positions. It was heavily illustrated with photos, but the layout was eerily sterile: each page had two photos in black-and-white, and each had a description of the position in case you had reverse illiteracy. The looks on the faces of the models is priceless. By that, I mean that if you hired them as face models, they would be worth nothing because of their blank stares. They are trying hard not to enjoy themselves, which I'm sure was because of the obscenity laws, but it's all just so... just so bizarre.

I still remember how out-of-their-way they were with the clinical feel of the captions. "Male supine, female astride." "Male kneeling, female all fours." "Female supine, male prone." Each description started with something like that--a technical way of saying what your eyes were telling you. There were a couple of male models and several female models. I believe it was put together in the 60s from what I remember about the hair styles, but don't quote me on that. At one point, the models are in this awkward lotus position, and the caption actually mentions that the models suggested the pose to the photographer. There was even a short section where the female model was... not slender... and this was to demonstrate positions comfortable when your lover is heavily pregnant.

My hazy memory of the hair styles, and I mean all the hair, makes me think that the photos were maybe from the 60s or something like that. The book is long gone now, sadly. It was weird having it around. On, like, a couple of levels.

Fun fact--this was the context in which I first saw the word "supine." I had never heard, seen, or used that word before. Now, in my brain, that word is forever associated with some bored dude or gal staring at the ceiling while his or her lover labors away astride or atop them, doing what has to be an inadequate, or downright poor, job.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006



Man that title was a squeeze.

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
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tarlibone posted:

Fun fact--this was the context in which I first saw the word "supine." I had never heard, seen, or used that word before. Now, in my brain, that word is forever associated with some bored dude or gal staring at the ceiling while his or her lover labors away astride or atop them, doing what has to be an inadequate, or downright poor, job.

My first encounter with the word 'supine' was a sex scene in Tom Clancy's Without Remorse, which means I will forever associate it with a thriller novel full of snuff porn.

Thanks very much for that, Tom Clancy.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




Somebody Awful posted:

My first encounter with the word 'supine' was a sex scene in Tom Clancy's Without Remorse, which means I will forever associate it with a thriller novel full of snuff porn.

Thanks very much for that, Tom Clancy.

Clive Barker forever ruined the word "plum" for me with a male monk on lone male gang rape scene.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit



College Slice

Urcine is bear, porcine is pig, sucine is... beavers?

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006



OK, all the ralphies are out. Check your email.

If you didn't get one shoot me an email right away.

If you haven't already posted your list ITT, do so. Either make a new post or edit an old one, your call.

ZarathustraFollower
Mar 14, 2009





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ZarathustraFollower posted:

In, got my email sent.

I'm new to must gun stuff so little range bag stuff you can't live without would be cool. Otherwise, I collect a lot of old US milsurp so I'm always happy with things related to them. Could really use a reproduction scope cover or tube for a lyman Alaskan scope....

Or just random goon stuff. Too bad goatse mug guy isn't around now.

Quoting myself here with some better details.

In OH, so no restrictions. I can always use some more 10/22 mags (Especially the clear 10rd ones), or stripper clips that work for 1903s/1917s. A reproduction leather sling for those would be a nice surprise too.

I got dogs, snakes, and an rear end in a top hat of a turtle if you want to find anything for them. Bonus points if you find a little hat or something with an elastic band for the turtle (like, large action figure sized). I live with my fiancee so preferably nothing too weird to explain.

infrared35
Jan 12, 2005

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Plaster Town Cop

Omigodyouguys Iím so excite

Akion
May 7, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Samesies!

shalafi4
Feb 20, 2011

another medical bills avatar

SSSOOOOO do we have a precedent on just dropping Ralphie's box off on their door/porch etc?

Mine's less than 10 min away from a friend I'm visiting before Christmas.

Atticus_1354
Dec 9, 2006

Don't you go near that dog, you understand? Don't go near him, he's just as dangerous dead as alive.


shalafi4 posted:

SSSOOOOO do we have a precedent on just dropping Ralphie's box off on their door/porch etc?

Mine's less than 10 min away from a friend I'm visiting before Christmas.

Only acceptable if you do it super creepily.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006



shalafi4 posted:

SSSOOOOO do we have a precedent on just dropping Ralphie's box off on their door/porch etc?

Mine's less than 10 min away from a friend I'm visiting before Christmas.

Yeah and itís ďnoĒ.

Not going to go into details but it happened with another forum years back and was creepy.

shalafi4
Feb 20, 2011

another medical bills avatar

Cyrano4747 posted:

Yeah and itís ďnoĒ.

Not going to go into details but it happened with another forum years back and was creepy.

Fair enough. Mail it is

Atticus_1354
Dec 9, 2006

Don't you go near that dog, you understand? Don't go near him, he's just as dangerous dead as alive.


shalafi4 posted:

Fair enough. Mail it is

Don't rule out singing delivery man in a Santa costume.

or a polite invitation to meet if they want to without creepy stalking

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




Cyrano4747 posted:

Yeah and itís ďnoĒ.

Not going to go into details but it happened with another forum years back and was creepy.

I don't want to know the details and I'm not asking. But just imagining what could have happened makes me

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit



College Slice

I'm going to stuff my Ralphie's stocking so full he won't be able to sit down.

ZebraBlade
Mar 26, 2010

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark

Ralphie's main gift(s) are here, should have it boxed up with some other goodies and out the door next week.

shalafi4
Feb 20, 2011

another medical bills avatar

Ralphie's stuff is in shopping carts. Holding off ordering because I'm going to be out of town for work the next week.

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011



Grimey Drawer

I have some of your mailing addresses from previous years so I will be sending out holiday cards. Happy Hanukkah you tactical friendship rodeo

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




I will complete shopping by next week and have stuff mailed shortly thereafter. So excite!

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infrared35
Jan 12, 2005

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Herr Tog posted:

I have some of your mailing addresses from previous years so I will be sending out holiday cards. Happy Hanukkah you tactical friendship rodeo



I wish I were that organized.

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