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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

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Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

he also has the date of every murder in the city while he was mayor tattooed on his arm so he remembers what he's working for. (this is true, btw).

just picturing a guy who can pick up and bodily throw vladimir putin and other world leaders.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


He should add that to his platform if he runs

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:

he also has the date of every murder in the city while he was mayor tattooed on his arm so he remembers what he's working for. (this is true, btw).

just picturing a guy who can pick up and bodily throw vladimir putin and other world leaders.

Fetterman is basically if you combine someone who looks like a Sin City character (Marv) with leftism.




etalian has issued a correction as of 02:05 on Nov 24, 2020

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i have learned today that fetterman's dog also has a twitter

https://twitter.com/LeviFetterman/status/1331051987073445894

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


the second lady, she is a countrywoman of ours? hahahaha awesome

this man, this man is righteous af

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

dead gay comedy forums posted:

the second lady, she is a countrywoman of ours? hahahaha awesome

this man, this man is righteous af

she's an immigrant from brazil, her family fled violence in Rio in the 90s and was undocumented until the early 2000s when she got her green card and citizenship in 2008, she wrote fetterman a letter and he replied after reading about him in some magazine or something.

quote:

On their fourth wedding anniversary, John Fetterman asked his wife what she wanted as a gift and she told him, "I want a shipping container." He didn't ask why, she told the Under the Radar entertainment blog earlier this month.
Gisele Fetterman had local artists paint the container, spruced up an abandoned lot and began doling out household goods, baby items and bicycles to those in need.
The store's motto is "Because the best things in life are free." It has spread to nine locations. The Braddock store alone serves 1,600 families a month, she said.
"We dream of a community built on relationships based on mutual aid and cooperation," Free Store 15104's website says. "We use the distribution of free items as a catalyst for change. We encourage recycling and reuse as a means to counteract excessive waste and consumption. We aim to eradicate food and clothing insecurity."

http://undertheradarmag.com/interviews/american_saint_second_lady_of_pennsylvania_gisele_fetterman_on_kindness_in_

Plinkey has issued a correction as of 05:15 on Nov 24, 2020

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Kinda wanna live in a church basement tbh it could be kind of cool, I could pretend my life is an AA meeting in limbo or something other than the current perpetual cycle of addiction I'm used to.

Plus it would be a cool place to do drugs.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
big man with hot wife

what is this? a network sitcom?

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

frankenfreak posted:

big man with hot wife

what is this? a network sitcom?

coming soon john flartt - mall cop

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I want this Extremely Large Man to be president of the world

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:

he also has the date of every murder in the city while he was mayor tattooed on his arm so he remembers what he's working for. (this is true, btw).

just picturing a guy who can pick up and bodily throw vladimir putin and other world leaders.

So he's Aleksandr Karelin, only not a Russian CHUD? :thunk:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

vyelkin posted:

I want this Extremely Large Man to be president of the world

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

president absolute unit

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

antifa supersoldier john fetterman

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
his online troll army will be called the fettermans

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

whatis posted:

his online troll army will be called the fettermans

why not the fetterstans

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Plinkey posted:

i have learned today that fetterman's dog also has a twitter

https://twitter.com/LeviFetterman/status/1331051987073445894

making a twitter for your dog is some dumbass succ lib poo poo. just let our absolute lt governor keep yelling about legal weed

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/witfnews/status/1331370774918213633

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1326311204923576321

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ukE3jwmOcA

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Well at least we know where John stands in the classic NE Sheetz vs Wawa face-off.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Lawman 0 posted:

president absolute unit

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



wawa is trash now and hasn't been any good for years

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



sheetz chicken tenders are good as heck

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

triple sulk posted:

wawa is trash now and hasn't been any good for years

Fuuuuuuuuuuck

Clears throat

Drinks water

Offffffff

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Sheetz vs Wawa is a inflammatory topic similar to politics and religion (Wawa is better)

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

The Nastier Nate posted:

Fuuuuuuuuuuck

Clears throat

Drinks water

Offffffff

same except i'm drinking wooder

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/LeviFetterman/status/1332178943437381632

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

the state gop is currently trying to boot fetterman out of the senate so that they dont have to seat a dem senator that wont affect who controls the chamber because it make our big wet boy in dc sad

so now fettermans all over the news again

his senate race is gonna be a hoot

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

the state gop is currently trying to boot fetterman out of the senate so that they dont have to seat a dem senator that wont affect who controls the chamber because it make our big wet boy in dc sad

so now fettermans all over the news again

his senate race is gonna be a hoot

Fetterman will fix things with a few WWE style metal chair smashing finishing moves.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


triple sulk posted:

wawa is trash now and hasn't been any good for years

it’s true but saying it out loud is a capital offense

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

he doesn't look threatening he looks like a big fat guy that you just walk away from for 10 feet before they fall over from diabetic shock

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

triple sulk posted:

wawa is trash now and hasn't been any good for years

Take it back, TAKE IT BACK

even in just its shadow form, ill still keep happily eating that garbage

wawa bring back the fuckin deli counter you fucks

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

zegermans posted:

he doesn't look threatening he looks like a big fat guy that you just walk away from for 10 feet before they fall over from diabetic shock

shut the gently caress up zegermans

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Good soup! posted:


wawa bring back the fuckin deli counter you fucks


:hmmyes:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

which man fetters the fetterman?

no man fetters the fetterman.

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

shut the gently caress up zegermans

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