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When will Melania divorce Donald?
Immediately after Donald leaves office (within 1 year)
Within 4 years
4 years or longer
She's going to outlive him instead of divorcing him
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feizhouxiongdi2
Oct 9, 2019

EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT KAMILA

BUT NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE REAL IMPORTANT BARRIER ABOUT TO BE BROKEN

When Reagan became president 32 years later, he became the first divorced person to assume the nation's highest office; Donald Trump (2 divorces) would be the second, 36 years later. "Make America Great Again" wasn't the only thing Donald takes after Reagan.

HOWEVER...no US president has ever gotten a divorce after they've become the president. I think Donald has the hope to become the first.

When do we think Melania will finally get a divorce from Donald? Considering his presidential bid has probably already delayed that for her.

As soon as he leaves office? In 4 years? What do you think?!

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Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
I wonder if they still bang.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

same day he's banned from twitter


so day 1

SerCypher
May 10, 2006

Gay baby jail...? What the hell?

I really don't like the sound of that...
Fun Shoe
Melania has already left and been replaced with a character actress.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
She has to regret her life, right?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Whenever she's finally firmly outside of Donald's shadow this woman is gonna have a late-life career selling the weirdest poo poo, trust me.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


mind the walrus posted:

Whenever she's finally firmly outside of Donald's shadow this woman is gonna have a late-life career selling the weirdest poo poo, trust me.

Goop 2

Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.
she is a hard-eyed hooker who is in a way about her john living past his expectency

lol

a literal prostitute was the First Lady

hey little girls, what you got to look forward to?
nothing!

cstang
Oct 27, 2005

Da Bears
As soon as she sees the dick pic I dm'ed her on Twitter.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fare thee well, my Concubine.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Heated Gaming Moment posted:

I wonder if they still bang.

Only under the conditions of the pre-nup.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Melania hosed me. I will never forgive her.

Donald Trump hosed me!

The Trump family hosed me! I hate them!!! I do!!!!!

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





My wife and my parents all have a bet on this.

I say 2 years.

My thinking is this, she’s going to try and divorce him, he’s going to ask her what she wants to stay..

If she’s smart she’ll negotiate a 2 year extension contract, just enough time for people to stop looking at them, so Donny won’t look like a total loser.

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
I’m sure she will stay with him for as long as he has control over ICE

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames
But seriously it is kinda hosed up that it isn't a bigger deal that the president married a prostitute and everyone knows it and everyone's just like :shrug:

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Super Nintendo 64
Feb 18, 2012


Ok but in Trump's defence if you reverse the gif he turns that frown upside down

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Simone Magus posted:

But seriously it is kinda hosed up that it isn't a bigger deal that the president married a prostitute and everyone knows it and everyone's just like :shrug:

Sex work is nothing shameful.

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames

Charles Bukowski posted:

Sex work is nothing shameful.

That's not my point at all

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Simone Magus posted:

That's not my point at all

So many norms have been erased. If you don't know what the First Lady looks like naked, you can google it.
Four years ago that would've been weird. Even disqualifying.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Ideally we would pick all our representatives based on what their spouse looks like naked. When you go into the booth you get given a picture of all the candidate's partners with the heads blurred/cut out and 2-5 minutes later you make your choice.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

cstang posted:

As soon as she sees the dick pic I dm'ed her on Twitter.

Cucked by a goon... there would be no greater shame.

She might take after Donald by sending Twitter updates multiple times a night, re the Don's small dick size and how he always came too quickly and refused to eat pussy or rear end because "That's what commie Democrats do".

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 10:12 on Nov 8, 2020

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
That IS a good question. I am not sure if anyone can go after any assets she gains in a divorce.

Because the second Trump is out of office, he is going to be the target of numerous lawsuits, criminal and civil, audits and investigations.
As well as his children.

And Trump is in a LOT of Debt. The german bank that he owes money to, is already contemplating seizing assets of his , soon as he get of office.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Johnny Aztec posted:

That IS a good question. I am not sure if anyone can go after any assets she gains in a divorce.

Because the second Trump is out of office, he is going to be the target of numerous lawsuits, criminal and civil, audits and investigations.
As well as his children.

And Trump is in a LOT of Debt. The german bank that he owes money to, is already contemplating seizing assets of his , soon as he get of office.

It would be a shock if there isn't a pre-nup, especially since he's divorced twice. Probably minimum contributions with NDAs.
If those commitments aren't met can she start speaking? Who knows? She didn't want to be First Lady or his life in politics and just be a Manhattan trophy wife. That is forever ruined. Hope she has a nest egg stashed somewhere or gets that divorced started now.

The Trump name is ruined for half of American society. At least in the society Donald wanted to live in.
The kids can graft off the true believers for a while.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I mean, if after the vultures start tearing into his assets, if he can't come up with enough to satisfy a pre-nup, I imagine she could get a fortune selling off exclusive rights to a tell-all book and interviews

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Why no option for “Day after inauguration”? Dumbass binch

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Ideally we would pick all our representatives based on what their spouse looks like naked. When you go into the booth you get given a picture of all the candidate's partners with the heads blurred/cut out and 2-5 minutes later you make your choice.

2 to 5? I'm about to speed run this

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006

Thursday Next posted:

she is a hard-eyed hooker who is in a way about her john living past his expectency

lol

a literal prostitute was the First Lady

hey little girls, what you got to look forward to?
nothing!

she was not a prostitute

she was recruiter for epstein

lalaland
Nov 8, 2012
Why would she? It would only make her look bad. She just gonna wait till he dead that can't be too far away now

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

does she inherit his debt if he croaks?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

he seems like the type that'd have her killed rather than let her divorce him

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

She's already moved out of the WH and I dunno if divorce is even on the table so much as just 'loving off forever', essentially.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I hope donald trump shits his pants on live television and melania trump slips on it and screams "i want a divorce" as she falls on her rear end

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005

Everyone's been saying this but couldn't she have divorced him while in the white house

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


THE AWESOME GHOST posted:

Everyone's been saying this but couldn't she have divorced him while in the white house

The big theory I've heard was that the reason she didn't move in to the White House for a couple months after his win was she was renegotiating the prenup.

I wouldn't be surprised if it had some clause like "Okay fine you get stuff now in the divorce, but only if you stay married to Trump for the duration of his presidency"

pooch516
Mar 10, 2010

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Ideally we would pick all our representatives based on what their spouse looks like naked. When you go into the booth you get given a picture of all the candidate's partners with the heads blurred/cut out and 2-5 minutes later you make your choice.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Ivana received $14 million from the divorce, Maples received a lowly $1 million, and was and still is under a strict confidentiality agreement. Melania is surely held under at least as strict a prenup and maybe additional confidentiality contracts when he became president. She might prefer to wait it out until he dies for a better payout. I doubt he is pestering her for sex at this point and she is unlikely to be needed to provide care. Rumours suggest they don't sleep in the same room and rarely share meals. It was 5 months into Trump's term before she even moved into the white house.

She is probably mostly an escort in the non-sexual sense–as in, someone Trump pays so he can appear in public with a wife. If outside of his presidency they rarely interact and he isn't asking all that much behind the scenes it probably isn't that bad a circumstance, compared to what most escorts would have to do for anywhere near the same lifestyle. But sticking with it is dependent on her being legally unable to profit more from talking to the media and whether she would actually receive more from being with him when he dies.

Obviously Trump will desperately cling to every penny while alive, but it is unclear how much he would care about what happens after he dies. Ivanka getting the majority seems like the most likely outcome, with some begrudging portion for his other offspring. He has no interest in either high culture or humanitarian causes so won't dedicate it towards the standards for the 'less evil' type of billionaire. Unlike most fully evil billionaires he has no real ideology he would like to see perpetuated for all of time so is unlikely to set up an eternal fund for some political cause. Maybe he sets it up to try to maintain his fame for all time, building giant monuments and the like, but preparing for that would require him to fully appreciate his own mortality and that the world will continue without him in it.

Since he eventually ended up on good terms with Ivana, a true star in the field of gold-digging, it is possible he respects the hustle and would allow Melania to make a substantial profit from sticking it out till the end.

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

The big theory I've heard was that the reason she didn't move in to the White House for a couple months after his win was she was renegotiating the prenup.

I wouldn't be surprised if it had some clause like "Okay fine you get stuff now in the divorce, but only if you stay married to Trump for the duration of his presidency"

this is wishful thinking. she is very racist and wanted the WH scrubbed cuz black people we're living there.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

That leaked phone call recording from her former best friend, suggests that Melania will not leave Trump. I mean, she was defending him pretty strongly and seemed really upset that people kept attacking her, and her worthless orange husband. Melania is just as much a piece of poo poo as Trump is, so they are perfect for one another.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Moon Atari posted:


He has no interest in either high culture or humanitarian causes so won't dedicate it towards the standards for the 'less evil' type of billionaire. Unlike most fully evil billionaires he has no real ideology he would like to see perpetuated for all of time so is unlikely to set up an eternal fund for some political cause.


Any charities or foundations certainly couldn’t be run from NY. His kids are legally prohibited from running any from that state, having taken funds from children’s cancer charity.

A children’s cancer charity.

Tiffany or Barron could but he doesn’t seem to give a poo poo about them.

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Moon Atari posted:

She is probably mostly an escort in the non-sexual sense–as in, someone Trump pays so he can appear in public with a wife. If outside of his presidency they rarely interact and he isn't asking all that much behind the scenes it probably isn't that bad a circumstance, compared to what most escorts would have to do for anywhere near the same lifestyle. But sticking with it is dependent on her being legally unable to profit more from talking to the media and whether she would actually receive more from being with him when he dies.

Is this an actual service that exists and works as a viable business? You know, that isn't just plausible deniability for operating a call girl service in plain sight and as a way to stop idiot clients quoting contract law at you when you draw a line at wearing the Ivanka mask?

Like, literally every Craigslist hooker ad that ever got posted included some boilerplate about payment being for time only and not for sexual services, but the part immediately below where you list out a table of additional charges payable for butt stuff, filming and pee might suggest that you're not entirely on the up-and-up about the first part.

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