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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

14" Hand Tossed
Whole Extra Cheese, Extra Hearty Marinara Sauce, Extra Sausage, Extra Bacon, Extra Cheddar*, Extra Pineapple, Extra Jalapeno Peppers, No Pizza Sauce

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mlnhd
Jun 4, 2002

did anyone say none pizza w/ left beef yet

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Hand tossed? I accept no hands but my own doing the tossing personally but you be you.
E: 14 inches is a lot to toss though, I can see why you'd want some help.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

By popular demand posted:

Hand tossed? I accept no hands but my own doing the tossing personally but you be you.
E: 14 inches is a lot to toss though, I can see why you'd want some help.

It means that on pick up or delivery the employee hand tosses it at you

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
I think it was a tip in these forums but always pick the 'well done' bake option on the crust menu. doesn't mean they char it to a crisp but it does mean you never get the undercooked center pieces too. Works extra good for the pan option if you like that burnt/crispy side cheese.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Big Beef City posted:

It means that on pick up or delivery the employee hand tosses it at you

what activities you enjoy in the pick up bars is your business, I just hope you keep good hygiene practices.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

One time I ordered two pizzas and they do half price on Mondays so like I said I get a bit crazy with the pizza builder. Any ways the delivery guy was like "hey man don't take this the wrong way, but why are your pizzas so heavy?"

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


tetsuo posted:

I think it was a tip in these forums but always pick the 'well done' bake option on the crust menu. doesn't mean they char it to a crisp but it does mean you never get the undercooked center pieces too. Works extra good for the pan option if you like that burnt/crispy side cheese.

yeah if you're going to get a billion pounds of toppings then well done is almost a necessity


i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i used to work in a pizza place and got turned on to ordering well-done from the real heads. this is even required for a good pizza if you're a pineapple person; we take 'em straight from the can, sling 'em dry, and put 'em on. that extra thirty seconds caramelizes pineapple, onions and peppers in a good way

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i wish everywhere had a built in "well done" option. for example, my papa murphy's orders are never cooked enough.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

my papa murphys are always burned to a crisp, what are they doing wrong at your location?

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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

sauce on top of cheese

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


cheese on top of sauce on top of cheese on top of sauce

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how do i get them to make a double decker thin crust???

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



e: nm that's an 'upper-decker'

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
just order two $5.99 thin crusts and stack 'em yourself. ask for pie cut instead of square cut to make it easier.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Big Beef City posted:

It means that on pick up or delivery the employee hand tosses it at you

Like a frisbee or like a clown throwing a pie?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

i will never stop giving my delivery instructions in the form of riddles. i am so hungry

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

oh but seriously I posted:

i will never stop giving my delivery instructions in the form of riddles. i am so hungry

answer me these questions thr[CHARACTER LIMIT REACHED NO SAUCE PACKETS]

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

monday means 50% dominos

thinkin triple cheese, triple pep, pan pizza

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Wow garkuc seasoned crust, sign me the gently caress up

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

tetsuo posted:

I think it was a tip in these forums but always pick the 'well done' bake option on the crust menu. doesn't mean they char it to a crisp but it does mean you never get the undercooked center pieces too. Works extra good for the pan option if you like that burnt/crispy side cheese.



It's so 100% true, a real game-changer.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

endeed up with this one last night

12" HANDMADE PAN PIZZA
Double Onions, Double Baby Spinach, Double Cheese, No Pizza Sauce, Extra Garlic Parmesan Sauce*, Double Bacon

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I got dominos the other night and along with the pie got an order of their chicken...bite things with pineapple jalapeno sauce.

Yeah don't.
They're lovely breaded hunks of chicken like what you'd get in cheap Chinese, completely doused in the sauce with pineapple and the peppers and then...topped with cheese and run under the broiler for some reason so it's one huge blob of baked together mushy chicken cubes.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

yeah they own

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Who gets chicken from a pizza restaurant.

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Who gets chicken from a pizza restaurant.

my dad

he doesn't like Pizza

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

my dad

he doesn't like Pizza
He must not like chicken either!!

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tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
yeah those are good.

their spinach and feta stuffed crazy bread thing owns bones too e: lay a paper towel under it in the box to soak up some of the ridiculous grease on it though or it will get mega soggy.

tetsuo fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Nov 19, 2020

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
No need to branch out if you cant even get the pizza right. Maybe focus on that first.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

when you have a free two topping pizza what two toppings do you go for?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

numberoneposter posted:

when you have a free two topping pizza what two toppings do you go for?

Pepperoni and mushroom. But I usually pay whatever to add sausage and olives too.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Mushrooms and goat cheese.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Pepperoni & green pepper

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tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
Sausage and Banana Pepper

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Pepperoni & green pepper

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

numberoneposter posted:

when you have a free two topping pizza what two toppings do you go for?

Pepperoni and more Pepperoni

Mad_Lion
Jul 14, 2005

Pepperoni and mushroom
Pepperoni and green pepper
Pepperoni and jalapeno

any of the above with garlic alfredo white sauce and a couple sides of marinara for dipping

bbq sauce, chicken, jalapeno

garlic alfredo white sauce, spinach, mushroom with a couple sides of marinara for dipping

sausage and mushroom
sausage and green pepper
sausage and jalapeno

any of the above with garlic alfredo white sauce and a couple sides of marinara for dipping

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Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

Half pepperoni and banana pepper, half pineapple

I call it the triumvirate of taste

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