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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

numberoneposter posted:

14" Hand Tossed
Special: Well Done, Uncut

Ladies order this all the time, it's called my dick :mrapig:

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Sing Along
Feb 28, 2017

by Athanatos

numberoneposter posted:

when you have a free two topping pizza what two toppings do you go for?

bacon and jalapeno hands down no contest

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

numberoneposter posted:

14" Hand Tossed
Special: Well Done, Uncut
Extra Pizza Sauce, Double Cheese, Double Pepperoni, Double Brooklyn Pepperoni, Double Provolone*
Roasted Garlic Dipping Sauce

Well done and extra sauce is such a pro move.

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empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
Well done, extra sauce has been my go to for a year now since I had the mad revelation that you could order things the way you would ideally want to eat them. Sometimes they gently caress it up, but 90% of the time It's just perfect. No undercooked bits, no dry bits, everything gets nicely crisped from toppings to crust to cheese and it still has enough moisture from the extra sauce to taste great.

I've been snowed in for a week and I would do terrible things for a pizza right now. I've been walking to the store for morale-boosting snacks and beer but although I could walk to Domino's, I doubt my ability to carry a pizza 1.5 miles home.

It would be half froze and my arms would be tired. And I would realistically drop it right into the snow at least once. :(

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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thinkin about getting a little NUTS tonight

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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numberoneposter posted:

thinkin about getting a little NUTS tonight


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NriOZ6ofj_Q

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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garlic parm sauce + bacon + onion + ?????

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

numberoneposter posted:

garlic parm sauce + bacon + onion + ?????

I really like mushrumps on a whitish pie

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
the shrooms bring back some of that "meaty veg" that the tomato's usually bring and the overall effect is A Very Nice

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
was peer pressured into ordering one of the "deep dish" type pizzas from dominos last night. got sausage and jalapenos on it. was pretty drat good. also got it well done on the advice of this thread which was epic. ate that whole big bitch in one sitting and now im engorged as gently caress a day later. becoming fatter by the minute my friends :tipshat:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Aardvark! posted:

the shrooms bring back some of that "meaty veg" that the tomato's usually bring and the overall effect is A Very Nice
convinced me

edit:
14" Hand Tossed
Special: Well Done
Double Cheese, Extra Garlic Parmesan Sauce*, Double Bacon, Double Onion, Double Mushroom, Double Provolone*, No Pizza Sauce

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Feb 23, 2021

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

Smythe posted:

was peer pressured into ordering one of the "deep dish" type pizzas from dominos last night. got sausage and jalapenos on it. was pretty drat good. also got it well done on the advice of this thread which was epic. ate that whole big bitch in one sitting and now im engorged as gently caress a day later. becoming fatter by the minute my friends :tipshat:
:getin: well done is the truth

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
Well done is the way, soggy middle crusts and unbrowned cheese is gross af

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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might redeem one of the 3 free pizzas i have saved up

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

numberoneposter posted:

might redeem one of the 3 free pizzas i have saved up

Pan Pizza. White Garlic Sauce. Mushroom and Beef.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

quintuple cheese?! a thin crispy base cannot stand it, captain

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
gonna get me some dominos or papa johns tonight

whooooooooooose gonna have the better coupon!?!??!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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pro starcraft loser posted:

Pan Pizza. White Garlic Sauce. Mushroom and Beef.
kinda like a pizza beef strokinoff???

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

Aardvark! posted:

gonna get me some dominos or papa johns tonight

whooooooooooose gonna have the better coupon!?!??!
Go with whichever one has the lower "the delivery fee is free money for us and not a tip for your driver. gently caress them and gently caress you" cost :colbert: Dominos wins by a buck in my neck of the woods.

No other big chain can top dominos 2+/$5.99 deal though. Everything on Papa Johns menu is both worse and more expensive imo, especially sides. Pizza Hut is the choice for the Event Horizon hell dimension.

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


tetsuo posted:

Go with whichever one has the lower "the delivery fee is free money for us and not a tip for your driver. gently caress them and gently caress you" cost :colbert: Dominos wins by a buck in my neck of the woods.

No other big chain can top dominos 2+/$5.99 deal though. Everything on Papa Johns menu is both worse and more expensive imo, especially sides. Pizza Hut is the choice for the Event Horizon hell dimension.

that's a fact, jack. I love to eat terrible food and yep. plus domino's still shows up in like 30 minutes, at least round these parts. (I secretly suspect that they still kind of mandate that internally, even if the guarantee was axed for danger/liability reasons a long time ago.)

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
It does seem kinda galling when a pizza takes more than 30 minutes, like they're intentionally loving you around :mad:

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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Papa John's for me is 45 minutes. Really?

Last time I got them they didn't even cut the pizza all the way through. Bastards.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
They don't cut the pizza, and pass the slavings on to you

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Dominos is doing 50 percent off this week. Time to come up with a good pie for tomorrow.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
got 2 DOMINOS pies otw

1 pepp/sausage/EXTRA mushrooms

2 garlic parm sauce brooklyn style veggie pie with feta/spinach/mushroom/olives

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

numberoneposter posted:

Dominos is doing 50 percent off this week. Time to come up with a good pie for tomorrow.

incredible timing on this info. thank you OP

e: wait what? i dont see it in coupons. is it the thing i found on the weird coupon website when i typed this "deal" verbatim into google? seems to good to be true....

Smythe fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Apr 7, 2021

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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It might vary on your location but for west coast Canada is 50 pc off

Order code 8700?

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


yeah there's no 50% off in the US right now

at least not the nationwide one they do sometimes


Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
fml

poll plane variant
Jan 12, 2021

by sebmojo
Do they not do well done on the thin

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Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

SchnorkIes posted:

Do they not do well done on the thin

It’s not even an option in the UK, count your blessings.

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


The last time I ordered well done it was done regular and I paired toppings for well done, and it was a sloppy travesty.

But I still love them.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
im gonna tell the truth here i am not a fan of their italian sausage. weird flavor imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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thinking about getting this one tomorrow

quote:

14" Hand Tossed Thin Pizza
Extra Cheese, Double Brooklyn Pepperoni, Extra Provolone*, Extra Hot Banana Peppers, Double Salami*
never done thin #welldone but i think theres enough ingredients on there to go for it

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Aardvark! posted:

im gonna tell the truth here i am not a fan of their italian sausage. weird flavor imo

Haven't had it in a while but I remember the pepperoni having 0 taste even by fast food pizza standards.

E: is "Brooklyn pepperoni" any different?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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sean10mm posted:

Haven't had it in a while but I remember the pepperoni having 0 taste even by fast food pizza standards.

E: is "Brooklyn pepperoni" any different?
i seem to remember it being decent, will try a spicy sausage tonight maybe

brooklyn pep is just bigger circumference pep, taste is the same

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
The crispy edge of cooked sliced pepperoni is what makes it good, a bigger slice would just make it more like deli meat imo

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

The crispy edge of cooked sliced pepperoni is what makes it good, a bigger slice would just make it more like deli meat imo

correct. marco's has two types of pepperoni. one is smaller and 'cups' when you order it well done. crispy edges and a tiny yummy drop of oil like nectar on a beautiful flower

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


i say swears online posted:

crispy edges and a tiny yummy drop of oil like nectar on a beautiful flower
The pro move is to carry one of those coffee stirrers that are tiny straws. Use it to suck up the oil. Become the hummingbird.

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