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# ? Nov 10, 2020 03:22

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# ? Nov 10, 2020 04:03

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# ? Nov 10, 2020 04:09

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# ? Nov 10, 2020 04:18

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Chewbecca posted:

Phone Salesperson is now the "Appointment Setting Badass Warrior"

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# ? Nov 10, 2020 07:10

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# ? Nov 10, 2020 11:52

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

I think I heard in a podcast years ago, that the word "rockstar" is becoming much more popular in job descriptions, lol.

No longer an it guy, but a "network security rockstar"

Stoner Sloth posted:

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# ? Nov 10, 2020 16:17

google THIS

blaise rascal posted:

I think I heard in a podcast years ago, that the word "rockstar" is becoming much more popular in job descriptions, lol.

No longer an it guy, but a "network security rockstar"

It's just buzzspeak for "good at your job," a dramatic shift of paradigm from the past, when people who were good and terrible were given equal consideration

# ? Nov 10, 2020 16:46

google THIS

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# ? Nov 10, 2020 16:48

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# ? Nov 10, 2020 23:12

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# ? Nov 11, 2020 02:11

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# ? Nov 11, 2020 02:25

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# ? Nov 14, 2020 15:35

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# ? Nov 14, 2020 18:15

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# ? Nov 15, 2020 03:35

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# ? Nov 15, 2020 05:23

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

One time when I was at Basic Training in a classroom I just happened to be sitting right next to the light switch on the wall.

The instructor asked me to turn off the lights, so he could begin the short film he was getting ready to show.

The film was about TQM, or Total Quality Management- and stated that the film was going to be talking about long-winded titles for job descriptions.

To exemplify that fact, he said that I was to be given a temporary job title for my responsibility.

At that moment I was a Aerospace Interior Illumination Engineer...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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