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It's called static apnea, and every photo of it looks like someone just found a dead body. I used to get yelled at for doing this when I was a kid but now people compete at it. Some of them get so good at it they they can fall asleep, which I guess is static sleep apnea. The world record for it is over 24 minutes, but that's only possible if you breath pure oxygen for half an hour beforehand. Without pure oxygen the record is just under half of that. That's a long loving time. When I did it as a kid I thought holding your breath for more than 5 minutes was impossible.
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Whitney Houston still holds the world record I think.
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seems dumb
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Biohazard posted:Whitney Houston still holds the world record I think.
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Biohazard posted:Whitney Houston still holds the world record I think. Wow
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Biohazard posted:Whitney Houston still holds the world record I think. 
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Biohazard posted:Whitney Houston still holds the world record I think. 
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ah, you mean Barrymoring
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Plankings still cool right?
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Biohazard posted:Whitney Houston still holds the world record I think.
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Biohazard posted:Whitney Houston still holds the world record I think. Did they make a face-down inflatable pool toy of her like they did with Brian Jones?
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Biohazard posted:Whitney Houston still holds the world record I think. 
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Did they make a face-down inflatable pool toy of her like they did with Brian Jones? talk about the marketing department making lemonade
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Biohazard posted:Whitney Houston still holds the world record I think. 
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i saw a bum do this for like half a day until i got bored and went to the movies
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to be real he wasnt dead i think he was trying to do an elaborate scam
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What sucks the most about this loving horseshit catching on is the fact that that position is actually the optimal way to hide an unwanted pool boner (known as "bone chilling"). Essentially, it hides the boner by putting it at a hard to spot angle that is generally not available outside of the context of a pool (tried planking to hide a street boner in 2012 - yipes!), loosens up your muscles so as to decrease blood flow to boner, and on the off chance anyone swims under you, it'll just look like weird water physics stuff happening in your swim trunks. Also, any loving piece of poo poo trying to say you can start snoozing while doing this is lying through their teeth. No man has ever fallen asleep hard.
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Obeah posted:What sucks the most about this loving horseshit catching on is the fact that that position is actually the optimal way to hide an unwanted pool boner (known as "bone chilling"). Essentially, it hides the boner by putting it at a hard to spot angle that is generally not available outside of the context of a pool (tried planking to hide a street boner in 2012 - yipes!), loosens up your muscles so as to decrease blood flow to boner, and on the off chance anyone swims under you, it'll just look like weird water physics stuff happening in your swim trunks. all i can hear is the crack of the bat that sent this post out of the park
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Biohazard posted:Whitney Houston still holds the world record I think.
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Obeah posted:What sucks the most about this loving horseshit catching on is the fact that that position is actually the optimal way to hide an unwanted pool boner (known as "bone chilling"). Essentially, it hides the boner by putting it at a hard to spot angle that is generally not available outside of the context of a pool (tried planking to hide a street boner in 2012 - yipes!), loosens up your muscles so as to decrease blood flow to boner, and on the off chance anyone swims under you, it'll just look like weird water physics stuff happening in your swim trunks. King, Its 2020 and poppin wood at the pool needn't be concealed through advanced green beret survival techniques. Men get aroused and thats okay. Just chill on the side of the pool and stay natural and confident, bro. If someone notices thats okay. We cant always control our bods, but we can control our mindset, chief. 100.
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Biohazard posted:Whitney Houston still holds the world record I think. Nerine Shatner: Hold my beer
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Face down rear end up EMS we need a truck
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We called it "dead man's float" down in Florida. As an adult, thinking about six year olds joking about dead floaters is the most florida thing.
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Big Beef City posted:Face down rear end up
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verbal enema posted:seems dumb Is dumb.
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i thought the planking fad was over with by now
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Biohazard posted:Whitney Houston still holds the world record I think. 
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Recreationally floating face down in the pool is probably a bad idea for me at this point in time, lest it become non recreation
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Biohazard posted:Whitney Houston still holds the world record I think. drat
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why isn't this thread goldmined yet ya fuckin mod jabronis
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Biohazard posted:Whitney Houston still holds the world record I think. holy gently caress
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Natalie Wood begs to differ
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:We called it "dead man's float" down in Florida. As an adult, thinking about six year olds joking about dead floaters is the most florida thing. I am not from FL but that is the name it was taught to us as well
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Obeah posted:What sucks the most about this loving horseshit catching on is the fact that that position is actually the optimal way to hide an unwanted pool boner (known as "bone chilling"). Essentially, it hides the boner by putting it at a hard to spot angle that is generally not available outside of the context of a pool (tried planking to hide a street boner in 2012 - yipes!), loosens up your muscles so as to decrease blood flow to boner, and on the off chance anyone swims under you, it'll just look like weird water physics stuff happening in your swim trunks. Wtf I just pretend to be a cat, it never fails
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Mrs. Sexual posted:drat Suck my dick you fuckman
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Suck my dick you fuckman how can he, when you've clearly already lost your pool boner, you sneaky gently caress.
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Biohazard posted:how can he, when you've clearly already lost your pool boner, you sneaky gently caress. Post-mortem boner
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Post-mortem boner the sneakiest of boners
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I used to do this growing up and whenever I want to spend some time at the pool. You can't really just hold your breath underwater for a long time unless you are comfortable and train for it. Just even for 45 seconds to a minute you are just yourself and your thoughts. Water around you and air above you with your eyes closed. Man I miss being that peaceful right now making this post. I need to meditate
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