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Area 51 does contain aliens. But they're the Alf kind of cool aliens and they're having a bitching time playing video games with the Air Force enlisted.
Mr Rogers never died but is biding his time to return to us when we need him most, Gandalf style. (Just got to slay that Balrog first.)
There is a shadowy cabal that controls industrial measurements to make sure you get slightly more when you buy by weight.
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Kittens secrete allergens to make your eyes water because otherwise they would be so cute your heart would stop.
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Nov 12, 2020 21:05
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Shakespeare didn't write his early plays. His mother did but didn't want all the attention.
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the pryamids point to a message on the moon. it reads "you're doing great!"
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The moon landing was faked. It actually happened, but the recordings on public record were shot in a studio because Neil was farting up a storm during the real thing. What he actually said after landing was not "The eagle has landed" but "That one's going to leave a mark."
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by sebmojo
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Planet X is real, but it is real shy and NASA is sensitive to its needs.
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Nov 12, 2020 22:41
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tupac in a photo from cedar point, he smiles behind the powdered sugar that had rubbed off on his face
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Nov 12, 2020 22:52
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the exe-cute-tive branch of the united states government had no prior knowledge of or involvement with 9/11
the rubble from wtc towers 1,2 and 7 make an emote like this:
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Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***
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Jimmy Hoffa is deep inside the [HUG CAVE] underneath [PLAYPARK CITY] where he gets to enjoy [LOTS OF FUN] for [FUNTERNITY]
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Nov 14, 2020 00:59
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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You are being followed by men in dark suits and sunglasses.
They are hired by your friends & family to gather data on what kind of birthday gift you might like.
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Hidden in Bill Gates' vaccine is a nanochip that reminds you to laugh at your mistakes
jfk was assassinated by a flying, sentient, magic bullet on a whirlwind adventure of self discovery
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Nov 14, 2020 03:41
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The UN refuses to let the USA adopt the metric system because that's the only excuse all the other nations have to not adopt a universal metric calendar, and no one can agree on which two months to abolish.
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Nov 15, 2020 22:04
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the earth is phat
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Nov 15, 2020 23:49
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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The aliens are hiding in a cute little dimple on the Face on Mars.
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Nov 16, 2020 06:48
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The secret cabal behind the one world government is actually the build-a-bear group.
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big doritos invented the conspiracy theory about vaccines being used to implant tracking devices in normal citizens to foster more positive public supports for nachos, a more acceptable form of putting chips in2 ur body
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babeuf and the conspiracy of wuzzles
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I take it back
