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kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


Matchup predictions:

EBE vs PLZ: 'PLZ' asking nicely will not win them a series, but EBE will feel bad and let them win one game. EBE in five

DRE vs KRA: freed from the constant pressure of Shaq telling him he should post up more, Embiid learns seven different eastern european dialects so that he can properly protest calls to the refs, and shoot at least fifteen free throws a game. DRE in six

LEI vs MOS: freed from the negative atmosphere of Embiid complaining to the refs, Simmons does good basketball things all the time instead of, like, 20% of the time. Let this be a lesson in escaping toxic environments! Also, Harden will choke in game seven. MOS in seven

PIR vs CHM: it's really unfair that most players have to fly back and forth between their homes in the United States and these simulation games multiple times a week, whereas Luka, as a Slovenian player, is already there. An unusually well-rested Luka makes short work of the Piranhas. CHM in five

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Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988



1 and 2 seed both narrowly prevailing in the East to preserve the chalk

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida





Fast Luck posted:

1 and 2 seed both narrowly prevailing in the East to preserve the chalk

I didn't realize 5th seed was favored over the 4th

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005



Western Conference

East Berlin[ vs Plzen: East Berlin leads 2-0.

Game 1:



Game 2:



Krakow vs Dresden: Krakow leads 2-0.

Game 1:



Game 2:

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction


I'm sorry, that's 30+ minutes in a playoff game, followed by overtime forcing free throws by Bryn Forbes?

I need to lie down.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"



Letís try this again

DC Murderverse posted:

I am going to make a bold coaching decision for the next two games of my next playoff series:

Please replace Deni in the starting lineup with Hassan Whiteside in the 5

I donít know if the game sets positions but put Embiid at the 4 and Ingram at the 3 if it does. I want OG Anunoby to cry.

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005



DC Murderverse posted:

Letís try this again

Oops I swore I did this but I think I know what I did wrong

It'll be the next 2 games obviously, just pretend your adjustment came late and not blame the commish if you lose in heartbreaking fashion

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Catching up to god quicker



I might have f ucked this up but I'm pretty sure playoff tatum is 27-83 from beyond the arc
woof

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005



Eastern Conference

Leipzig vs Moscow: Leipzig leads 2-0.

Game 1:



Game 2:



Chemnitz vs Pirana: Chemnitz leads 2-0.

Game 1:



Game 2:

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


Oof, Moscow fans on suicide watch after two straight overtime losses. And they were leading by 19 at the half of the first one and 17 going into the fourth, yiiiiikes

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida





we've got them right where we want them

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark



My no strip club strategy has turned Harden into the greatest player of all time in this sim

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

°Hola SEA!




The sim really , really likes boston players

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005



Western Conference

East Berlin vs Plzen: East Berlin leads 3-1.

Game 3:



Game 4:



Krakow vs Dresden: Krakow leads 3-1.


Game 3:



Game 4:

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005



Eastern Conference

Leipzig vs Moscow: Leipzig leads 3-1.

Game 3:



Game 4:



Chemnitz vs Tirana: Chemnitz leads 3-1.

Game 3:



Game 4:

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


Ben SIMmons is a monster

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida





I'm probably losing these ot games because he and durant are gassed but it's too funny for me to stop.

kingcobweb posted:

Ben SIMmons is a monster

Crazy what happens when you build around your best players strengths

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

°Hola SEA!




If Tatum scores under 30 we win but unfortunately he averages like 34 in this universe

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008





those certainly are some gaudy mpg numbers, drat

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

°Hola SEA!




48 minutes a game and he only got the triple double once. What a fraud

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005



Western Conference

East Berlin vs Plzen: East Berlin wins 4-1.

Game 5:



Krakow vs Dresden: Series tied 3-3.

Game 5:



Game 6:

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988



Jayson Tatum with 66 points in the win

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

°Hola SEA!




This pro duke, pro Celtic bias will not stand

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


Oh god I think we're about to throw a 3-1 lead in the playoffs. Jamal you can't let this happen

In game five, Facu had three assists and an and-one in 2.9 minutes of play. Coach should have left him in!

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


DeimosRising posted:

This pro duke, pro Celtic bias will not stand

Jaylen went 9/23 from the field and 2/5 on free throws in a three-point loss, pro-celtic bias my rear end

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Catching up to god quicker



Meanwhile Trey Burke has barely been given the chance he deserves to shine
Truly hosed

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005



Eastern Conference

Leipzig vs Moscow: Leipzig wins 4-1.

Game 5:



Tirana vs Chemnitz: Tied 3-3.

Game 5:



Game 6:

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988



Oof not only did we (Marxists) blow a 3-0 lead, but we were up 12 going into the 4th quarter looking for a sweep in game 4.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

°Hola SEA!




Fast Luck posted:

Oof not only did we (Marxists) blow a 3-0 lead, but we were up 12 going into the 4th quarter looking for a sweep in game 4.

In a game without injuries or techs/suspensions...

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark



Conference Finals baby

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"



Fast Luck posted:

Oof not only did we (Marxists) blow a 3-0 lead, but we were up 12 going into the 4th quarter looking for a sweep in game 4.

Come on man, youíve read history, the Marxists never win in the end

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


If they lose the series they will be retroactively named the Revisionists

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


The team will split into three completely irrelevant teams next year

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005



Western Conference

Dresden vs Krakow: Dresden wins 4-3.


Game 7:



Eastern Conference

Chemnitz vs Tirana: Tirana wins 4-3.

Game 7:

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005



kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


Oof, we really did throw the 3-1 lead

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

°Hola SEA!




The two five seeds in the first round have been literally the only upsets

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008





Not a single upset so far aside from the 4-5 seed matchups

e: lol somehow missed that being pointed out directly above me

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005



Western Conference

Dresden vs East Berlin: East Berlin leads 2-0.

Game 1:



Game 2:



Eastern Conference

Tirana vs Leipzig: Tied 1-1.

Game 1:



Game 2:

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DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

°Hola SEA!




When all is said and done Robot Jayson Tatum may have had the best playoffs of all time

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