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Matchup predictions: EBE vs PLZ: 'PLZ' asking nicely will not win them a series, but EBE will feel bad and let them win one game. EBE in five DRE vs KRA: freed from the constant pressure of Shaq telling him he should post up more, Embiid learns seven different eastern european dialects so that he can properly protest calls to the refs, and shoot at least fifteen free throws a game. DRE in six LEI vs MOS: freed from the negative atmosphere of Embiid complaining to the refs, Simmons does good basketball things all the time instead of, like, 20% of the time. Let this be a lesson in escaping toxic environments! Also, Harden will choke in game seven. MOS in seven PIR vs CHM: it's really unfair that most players have to fly back and forth between their homes in the United States and these simulation games multiple times a week, whereas Luka, as a Slovenian player, is already there. An unusually well-rested Luka makes short work of the Piranhas. CHM in five
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1 and 2 seed both narrowly prevailing in the East to preserve the chalk
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Fast Luck posted:1 and 2 seed both narrowly prevailing in the East to preserve the chalk I didn't realize 5th seed was favored over the 4th ![]()
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Western Conference East Berlin[ vs Plzen: East Berlin leads 2-0. Game 1: ![]() Game 2: ![]() Krakow vs Dresden: Krakow leads 2-0. Game 1: ![]() Game 2: ![]()
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I'm sorry, that's 30+ minutes in a playoff game, followed by overtime forcing free throws by Bryn Forbes? I need to lie down.
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Let’s try this againDC Murderverse posted:I am going to make a bold coaching decision for the next two games of my next playoff series:
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DC Murderverse posted:Let’s try this again Oops I swore I did this but I think I know what I did wrong It'll be the next 2 games obviously, just pretend your adjustment came late and not blame the commish if you lose in heartbreaking fashion ![]()
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I might have f ucked this up but I'm pretty sure playoff tatum is 27-83 from beyond the arc woof
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Eastern Conference Leipzig vs Moscow: Leipzig leads 2-0. Game 1: ![]() Game 2: ![]() Chemnitz vs Pirana: Chemnitz leads 2-0. Game 1: ![]() Game 2: ![]()
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Oof, Moscow fans on suicide watch after two straight overtime losses. And they were leading by 19 at the half of the first one and 17 going into the fourth, yiiiiikes
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we've got them right where we want them
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My no strip club strategy has turned Harden into the greatest player of all time in this sim
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The sim really , really likes boston players
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Western Conference East Berlin vs Plzen: East Berlin leads 3-1. Game 3: ![]() Game 4: ![]() Krakow vs Dresden: Krakow leads 3-1. Game 3: ![]() Game 4: ![]()
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Eastern Conference Leipzig vs Moscow: Leipzig leads 3-1. Game 3: ![]() Game 4: ![]() Chemnitz vs Tirana: Chemnitz leads 3-1. Game 3: ![]() Game 4: ![]()
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Ben SIMmons is a monster
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I'm probably losing these ot games because he and durant are gassed but it's too funny for me to stop.kingcobweb posted:Ben SIMmons is a monster Crazy what happens when you build around your best players strengths
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If Tatum scores under 30 we win but unfortunately he averages like 34 in this universe
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those certainly are some gaudy mpg numbers, drat
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48 minutes a game and he only got the triple double once. What a fraud
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Western Conference East Berlin vs Plzen: East Berlin wins 4-1. Game 5: ![]() Krakow vs Dresden: Series tied 3-3. Game 5: ![]() Game 6: ![]()
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Jayson Tatum with 66 points in the win ![]()
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This pro duke, pro Celtic bias will not stand
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Oh god I think we're about to throw a 3-1 lead in the playoffs. Jamal you can't let this happen In game five, Facu had three assists and an and-one in 2.9 minutes of play. Coach should have left him in!
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DeimosRising posted:This pro duke, pro Celtic bias will not stand Jaylen went 9/23 from the field and 2/5 on free throws in a three-point loss, pro-celtic bias my rear end
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Meanwhile Trey Burke has barely been given the chance he deserves to shine Truly hosed
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Eastern Conference Leipzig vs Moscow: Leipzig wins 4-1. Game 5: ![]() Tirana vs Chemnitz: Tied 3-3. Game 5: ![]() Game 6: ![]()
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Oof not only did we (Marxists) blow a 3-0 lead, but we were up 12 going into the 4th quarter looking for a sweep in game 4.
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Fast Luck posted:Oof not only did we (Marxists) blow a 3-0 lead, but we were up 12 going into the 4th quarter looking for a sweep in game 4. In a game without injuries or techs/suspensions...
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Conference Finals baby
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Fast Luck posted:Oof not only did we (Marxists) blow a 3-0 lead, but we were up 12 going into the 4th quarter looking for a sweep in game 4. Come on man, you’ve read history, the Marxists never win in the end
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If they lose the series they will be retroactively named the Revisionists
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The team will split into three completely irrelevant teams next year
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Western Conference Dresden vs Krakow: Dresden wins 4-3. Game 7: ![]() Eastern Conference Chemnitz vs Tirana: Tirana wins 4-3. Game 7: ![]()
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Oof, we really did throw the 3-1 lead ![]()
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The two five seeds in the first round have been literally the only upsets
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Not a single upset so far aside from the 4-5 seed matchups e: lol somehow missed that being pointed out directly above me
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Western Conference Dresden vs East Berlin: East Berlin leads 2-0. Game 1: ![]() Game 2: ![]() Eastern Conference Tirana vs Leipzig: Tied 1-1. Game 1: ![]() Game 2: ![]()
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# ? Feb 25, 2021 18:32 |
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When all is said and done Robot Jayson Tatum may have had the best playoffs of all time
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