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Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
itt people who spend thousands of dollars on videogames and the toys to run them just don't think it's possible for an adult to spend money on a hobby

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Captain Rufus
Sep 16, 2005

CAPTAIN WORD SALAD

OFF MY MEDS AGAIN PLEASE DON'T USE BIG WORDS

UNNECESSARY LINE BREAK

Mulaney Power Move posted:

shiver the mizzen and unfurl the topsail
before i die going to gently caress me a whale

Oddly enough that last bit is in a GWAR comic. (And is kind of a tribute to Dave Brockie.) Are we still allowed to like them or have Goons decided we can't enjoy them or anything else but being Left Wing boogiepeople stereotypes your average Fox News Boomer thinks exists in real life in places other than UC Berkeley?

Goddamn some of yall gotta stop being such joyless pricks. I'm not saying anyone has to approve and give creators of things the kinds of praise that should be reserved for puppies or anything but friggin A.

Many of yall would probably complain at an orgy with all the hottest people at the best looking time of their lives.

danoteck
May 2, 2005

Captain Pussy(little bitch of the 7 seas)

quote:

Captain Dan:
It's All About the Booty,
Shiver me timbers!!!
The Way that Wench be Walkin
Makes me want to get in her

Sally So Limber, I'd Go South for Dinner
If there's no fish within' her,
We've got a winner, come hither

It's all about that booty,
Junk in the trunks
Cause we're sailin' for them cuties
Chests plump like their rumps

Badunkadunks, make us raise our sails
But if yer scale to whales, then we're bout to BAIL

https://captaindan.bandcamp.com/track/its-all-about-the-booty

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Captain Dan's crew is the foremost in pirate rap
unlike some haters, I don't think it's crap
Pirates rule the seas when we lift the main sail
doing nothing at all is worse than to try and fail
We drop sick rhymes and it's all in good fun
if you don't agree, I'll give you a taste of my gun!
It's your pieces of eight or a taste of my cutlass
If you don't like pirate rap, you can just give it a pass
Captain Dan's got a life of plunder and rum
while the most that can be said for yours is just "ho-hum"
Captain Dan sets out to sea and loads his cannon
while you're sitting at home, researching QAnon
You laugh at him now, but that'll change fast
as his chain-shot takes down your mizzen mast
Captain Dan can rhyme and he's got a top crew
and as for pirate rappers, there's regrettably few
Scurvy Crew raps to the beat and delivers the scratch
and does all this while wearing an eye patch
Pirates end up with the booty, and the treasure chest
and of all the pirate rappers, Scurvy Crew is the best

I just want to say that I enjoy Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew's pirate rap. It's obvious that you're having fun, so keep on keeping on!
I will listen to the new album now. Thanks for making & releasing it!

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Oh yeah, I meant to ask you danoteck: could you provide lyric texts for all of your songs somewhere online? English is not my first language, and sometimes, I can't quite follow what's being said in the songs.

Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I wonder what my mid-life crisis is going to look like.

fat

Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

Paladinus posted:

You should try expanding your musical tastes, imo. There's a lot of great non-pirate-themed rap out there.

cool are half of them women?

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Rufus posted:

Oddly enough that last bit is in a GWAR comic. (And is kind of a tribute to Dave Brockie.) Are we still allowed to like them or have Goons decided we can't enjoy them or anything else but being Left Wing boogiepeople stereotypes your average Fox News Boomer thinks exists in real life in places other than UC Berkeley?

Goddamn some of yall gotta stop being such joyless pricks. I'm not saying anyone has to approve and give creators of things the kinds of praise that should be reserved for puppies or anything but friggin A.

Many of yall would probably complain at an orgy with all the hottest people at the best looking time of their lives.

Why do you post like this

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Captain Rufus posted:



Many of yall would probably complain at an orgy with all the hottest people at the best looking time of their lives.

As an orgy-haver,

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



I am a joyless seven foot tall prick with a face like a Easter Island statue. Pirate’s are not funny.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Thursday Next posted:

cool are half of them women?

I don't have statistics handy, but there are plenty of talented female rappers, if that's what you're looking for.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Ralph Hurley posted:

I am a joyless seven foot tall prick with a face like a Easter Island statue. Pirate’s are not funny.

Jim, I thought you (and your long face) died!

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Coolness Averted posted:

itt people who spend thousands of dollars on videogames and the toys to run them just don't think it's possible for an adult to spend money on a hobby

yeah

danoteck
May 2, 2005

Captain Pussy(little bitch of the 7 seas)

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

Oh yeah, I meant to ask you danoteck: could you provide lyric texts for all of your songs somewhere online? English is not my first language, and sometimes, I can't quite follow what's being said in the songs.

I will dig those up and add some text files. Will post again when they are up.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
The world needs more people who don't take themselves so seriously.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Cobalt-60 posted:

The world needs more people who don't take themselves so seriously.

:agreed:

danoteck
May 2, 2005

Captain Pussy(little bitch of the 7 seas)

New link with lyrics to all of the new songs up. Here's a link:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/d9sidylhet6eidv/Rated%20ARRR-Captain_Dan_And_the_Scurvy_Crew.zip?dl=0

Also, here's a link to our video for the song Sea Monsters if you are interested in another animation!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC5g9M5FAq4

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN
That you guys are back really warms my cold heart on this windy day.

danoteck
May 2, 2005

Captain Pussy(little bitch of the 7 seas)

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

Captain Dan's crew is the foremost in pirate rap
unlike some haters, I don't think it's crap
Pirates rule the seas when we lift the main sail
doing nothing at all is worse than to try and fail
We drop sick rhymes and it's all in good fun
if you don't agree, I'll give you a taste of my gun!
It's your pieces of eight or a taste of my cutlass
If you don't like pirate rap, you can just give it a pass
Captain Dan's got a life of plunder and rum
while the most that can be said for yours is just "ho-hum"
Captain Dan sets out to sea and loads his cannon
while you're sitting at home, researching QAnon
You laugh at him now, but that'll change fast
as his chain-shot takes down your mizzen mast
Captain Dan can rhyme and he's got a top crew
and as for pirate rappers, there's regrettably few
Scurvy Crew raps to the beat and delivers the scratch
and does all this while wearing an eye patch
Pirates end up with the booty, and the treasure chest
and of all the pirate rappers, Scurvy Crew is the best


dang, as I read through this whole thread, I think I should maybe just make some songs based on the lyrics you guys typed up. Even the gay shaming ones, why the hell not? Then we can all listen and laugh together, but honestly dude, these are pretty good in a cheesy Scurvy Crew way. Do you have a good pirate voice? If so I'll send you a beat and you can put them down for a single or something! Haha, anybody else interested?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I remembering seeing that AGT audition out of the blue on TV and thinking that those judges were a bunch humorless, elitist pricks for not even letting you finish your piece. gently caress those snobby dipshits, OP, you guys were great.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

danoteck posted:

these are pretty good in a cheesy Scurvy Crew way. Do you have a good pirate voice? If so I'll send you a beat and you can put them down for a single or something!

Nah man, thanks for the offer though.

Thanks for posting the lyrics for the songs in Rated ARRR; if you could do that for the other albums also, I'd appreciate it!

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I remembering seeing that AGT audition out of the blue on TV and thinking that those judges were a bunch humorless, elitist pricks for not even letting you finish your piece.

Humorless? The timing on the judge buzzing them out as an answer to their call and response intro makes me laugh every time.

Also judges on shows like this all have very little goodwill to certain types of acts that they see a disproportionate number of, and I imagine comedy musicians and gimmick rappers must be among the most common things they see. It's like how one of the Gong Show hosts got so sick of seeing dog acts that he started keeping dog treats in his pockets so they would make what look like a beeline for his crotch as soon as they came on stage and could be laughed off immediately and move on to something else.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Defiance Industries posted:

I'm waiting for a band that unironically sings about DBZ stuff, just track after track about training in higher gravity to raise your power level until you can kill Cell with a laser beam.

uh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsY4inCYkvE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asulKhz7n0U

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ormQQG2UhtQ

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004


King

jalora
Oct 30, 2003

I will cast you down with the Sodomites.
Glad you're back.

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
The animation is really good. Well done animation goon

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Ultra Carp

Abongination posted:

The animation is really good. Well done animation goon

nice avatar!

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Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
I always liked the flintlock glock (?) Remix

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