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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Empty Sandwich I gotta tell ya you seem pretty invested in whoever Ed Sheeran is and it's weird.

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May 27, 2004



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Paid a cement mixer to tattoo a lion on his torso.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Big Beef City posted:

Empty Sandwich I gotta tell ya you seem pretty invested in whoever Ed Sheeran is and it's weird.

nah, I'm just high on allergy meds. I've never heard one of his songs, as far as I know

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Ed Sheeran gives amateur zoo tours on weekdays

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


The barista who gives you a detailed account of his day when you mindlessly say "How's it goin? as you walk up to the register.

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Sled Beerin’

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

If I had the pull to get myself on GoT I would have wanted to be killed off in graphic, gruesome fashion. They killed him off offscreen.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Ed Sheeran's favorite seafood is imitation crab

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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he's the sort of guy who always gets the bad bumper car

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Butthole all looking like erik the red.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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keeps waking himself up saying "Botswana," but he doesn't know why

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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puts a piece of gum in his mouth and just holds it there, like a jawbreaker

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Ed Sheeran looks like one of your little brother's weird mates. He would definitely eat a worm or bark like a dog in exchange for a toke on a lovely joint

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo

zaepg fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Nov 15, 2020

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
he’s got a face that really annoys people for some reason and he has bad tattoos and his songs are inoffensive but insipid

BUT he seems like a deece guy



https://youtu.be/Alf6LiFrSaA

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

im a redhead and this guy has done a lot of good for the cause

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
Shamefully, Ed Sheeran is the only musician I knew before they were famous.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Ed Sheeran has really strong opinions on root vegetables. He once punched a farmer in the neck because he missed the face over them.

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
He's the Banksy of music

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Ed Sheeran dreamed of being a plumber when he grew up, being a musician is his fall-back.

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wYTx3kZXHk

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I'd sleep with him for sixty dollars

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

Ed makes boring middle of the road music but he takes an old friend of mine as an opening act for him a lot of the time so I can't bring myself to actually hate the guy.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

dude makes 90s rnb girl band music like TLC but he does it as a british little inoffensive white guy

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
idk if hes not raping kids or intentionally contributing to a pandemic its hard to be mad at him

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
We may not like it but Ed Sheeran is the king of rock and roll at this point in time

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Gentle Autist posted:

he’s got a face that really annoys people for some reason and he has bad tattoos and his songs are inoffensive but insipid

BUT he seems like a deece guy



https://youtu.be/Alf6LiFrSaA

He had hostile antihomeless architecture put in front of his house despite being homeless himself once

I have no opinion about him as an artist but I have strong opinions about him as a class traitor

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


The only thing I enjoy about Ed is, how much rage his success causes my (redhead) dropout musician buddy. Thanks Ed.

Blueshirt
Sep 27, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
At least he's not Lewis Capaldi.

jasoneatspizza
Jul 6, 2010
He had a relationship with Ellie Goulding?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Oh lawd

wb
Nov 19, 2004
im cool
he's extra garbage

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
He makes bad music

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Ed Sheeran hanging on in a corner asking passers-by if they have a cigarette, then just nodding if they try to give him one

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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dude can't ever remember which meat is called ham

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
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Mega64 posted:

Ed Sheeran dreamed of being a plumber when he grew up, being a musician is his fall-back.

I'd say he actually made it as a plumber, seeing how all of his music is poo poo :rimshot:

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Restrained Crown Posse posted:

He's the Banksy of music

he'd be much more well regarded if he never showed his face

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Ew, gross.

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Top Whack UK and Top Whack America are remarkably similar programs

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