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Ed Sheeran flicking your electricity on and off from outside because you didn't pay rent on time. It is night time and you have all the lights off anyway but have to set the clock on the microwave in the morning.
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Wasn't he last seen drifting along the Ohio River eating church dinners in exchange for promises not to sing?
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Dec 28, 2020 23:35
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Ed Sheeran is why Thom Yorke refuses to smile.
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Dec 28, 2020 23:39
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zaepg posted:Ed Sheeran looks like the kind of guy who'd jack off naked in a park to some pigeons. Ed Sheeran anagrams include Red He see an
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Dec 28, 2020 23:43
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Ed Sheeran once cornered me outside a bar with an acoustic guitar and said if I didn’t go back inside and pay his bar tab for the night he would follow me around playing Snow Patrol covers. That tab was like seventy bucks!
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Dec 28, 2020 23:46
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By law he must stay 200 feet from Children and Pigeons
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Dec 28, 2020 23:55
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twitchy guy in the club bathroom selling ed sheerans (it's two Tums in a nickel bag; he is entirely straightforward about it)
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Dec 29, 2020 16:11
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Dec 30, 2020 03:43
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Julius CSAR posted:Ed Sheeran once cornered me outside a bar with an acoustic guitar and said if I didn’t go back inside and pay his bar tab for the night he would follow me around playing Snow Patrol covers. that electrical infetterance copy paste except i dont talk to him and go home
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Dec 30, 2020 04:27
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All I know about him is he has the worst tattoos. In the world
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Dec 30, 2020 06:31
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 his habit of using tiny guitars makes me think he's built like shrek
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Dec 30, 2020 06:44
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say Ed Sheeran into a mirror three times at midnight and you will feel like a real doofus, I'm telling you
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Dec 30, 2020 18:31
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Ed sheeran anagram She read Ned
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Dec 30, 2020 18:34
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Ed sheeran getting a sharer platter of mozzarella sticks w you, he covers them all in ketchup
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Dec 30, 2020 18:55
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In Africa and most of Asia if you draw an accurate picture of Ed Sheeran people will call you a racist
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Dec 30, 2020 19:10
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A LOVELY LAD posted:Ed sheeran getting a sharer platter of mozzarella sticks w you, he covers them all in ketchup Ed sheeran volunteers to perform at your kids bday party for free but then upper decks your toilet
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Dec 30, 2020 19:54
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sometimes, we just don't want to realize the truth about somebody the bitter, bitter werehorse truth it's okay, ed we just want to help you
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Dec 30, 2020 22:01
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Ed Sheeran does not know that pasta must be boiled
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Dec 30, 2020 22:04
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Ed Sheeran paid a plastic surgeon to make him look like that, unfortunately he cheaped out to save money for Pokemon cards and that's the story of why Ed Sheeran looks like he does.
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Dec 30, 2020 22:12
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He looks like a grotesque overgrown baby, he makes the sissiest failson music imaginable, but the guy just has this twinkle in his eye like he plows girls until they can’t walk straight and it’s like they love the pain and send HIM flowers the next day complimenting him on how he stretched them out like a wild horse and that they’ve never felt wind blow up that high and how they feel so fresh and liberated. WHATEVER ED! We know your game and it ain’t fair and square basketball! 
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Dec 30, 2020 22:22
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I'm his cousin Ted Sheeran ask me anything.
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Dec 30, 2020 22:38
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numberoneposter posted:I'm his cousin Ted Sheeran ask me anything. Does he wear briefs? I bet he wears briefs. 
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Dec 30, 2020 22:41
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numberoneposter posted:I'm his cousin Ted Sheeran ask me anything. ...Why!?
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Dec 30, 2020 22:42
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Ed Sheeran is the third Pete. He escaped the Nickelodeon lot when an employee forgot his key card and propped the door open to have a smoke.
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Dec 30, 2020 22:56
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numberoneposter posted:I'm his cousin Ted Sheeran ask me anything. absolutely not. no.
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Dec 31, 2020 02:26
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His music is super lame but he seems like he’s probably an ok guy for a celebrity. He should def stop the music part tho
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Dec 31, 2020 06:16
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Mrs. Genesplicer and I went to a Snow Patrol concert several years ago, and Sheeran was the opening act. We found him to be a typical opening act; someone you waited through to get to the real show. Later on, he became very popular, against our dire predictions at the time.
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Dec 31, 2020 06:22
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thrilla in vanilla posted:His music is super lame but he seems like he’s probably an ok guy for a celebrity. He should def stop the music part tho i dunno man if i had a song with 900 million views on youtube i'd keep going
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Dec 31, 2020 06:27
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Caesar Saladin posted:i dunno man if i had a song with 900 million views on youtube i'd keep going Goddamn dude that’s like maybe your grandparents and some babies haven’t heard it. 
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Dec 31, 2020 06:36
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Caesar Saladin posted:i dunno man if i had a song with 900 million views on youtube i'd keep going I'm convinced at least 30 percent of those views are from a click farm
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Dec 31, 2020 07:15
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Gaunab posted:I've come to hate all rich and famous people as I grow older. Same.
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Dec 31, 2020 07:57
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bossy lady posted:I'm convinced at least 30 percent of those views are from a click farm Or it could just be people listening to the song more than once? I don't know what way youtube records views but it's a shame that Ed Sheeran can get 900m views on something while Kirin J. Callinan, Alex Cameron and Caroline Polachek all languish in obscurity.
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Dec 31, 2020 08:40
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Valko posted:Or it could just be people listening to the song more than once? I don't know what way youtube records views but it's a shame that Ed Sheeran can get 900m views on something while Kirin J. Callinan, Alex Cameron and Caroline Polachek all languish in obscurity. Alex Cameron good.
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Dec 31, 2020 18:20
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I like Snow Patrol and will fight you all, then sue for medical damages when I lose.
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Dec 31, 2020 18:25
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When Ed Sheeran went on Game of Thrones, he was adamant there be a scene where the audience watches his penis get mutilated in excruciating fashion. When the producers refused, Ed left the room and proceeded to scream for ten minutes. He then re-entered the room and acted like nothing had happened.
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Dec 31, 2020 20:09
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Ed Sheeran hides in a garbage can with Oscar the Grouch and takes up-skirt photos of women for fast cash.
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Dec 31, 2020 21:05
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the refuses to say the word pubes
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Jan 1, 2021 20:27
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well why not posted:
i posted this but look at the eye situation here, is this a shop or something? ed you weird.
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Jan 2, 2021 07:41
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ed sheeran wrote the macarena but he did not come up with the dance
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I think it's good that there can be a really famous pop star who looks like that. Maybe we're getting less shallow as a society. I mean his songs suck too. How accepting must our society be!
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