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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
my man absent-mindedly bringing his tiny guitar into the shower

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Ed Sheeran decided to go by “Dave” for a year. Nobody noticed.

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice
Ed Sheeran playing time crisis, doesnt know how to reload the gun.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Ed Shera is the J.D. Wetherspoon of music imo

Ass-Haggis
May 27, 2011

asproigerosis confirmed
Ed Sheeran was a child once upon a time, just like any of us

do not cry for him, dearest;
do not cry~

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Ultra Carp

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

He looks like a grotesque overgrown baby, he makes the sissiest failson music imaginable, but the guy just has this twinkle in his eye like he plows girls until they can’t walk straight and it’s like they love the pain and send HIM flowers the next day complimenting him on how he stretched them out like a wild horse and that they’ve never felt wind blow up that high and how they feel so fresh and liberated. WHATEVER ED! We know your game and it ain’t fair and square basketball! :dunkedon:

I didn't know he existed until people were talking about the game of thrones cameo. I didn't know who he was until this post. Thanks, Clam

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
I thought that Beatles movie he was in was pretty good.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Ed Sheeran anagram:

See RE: Hand

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

game of thrones is really bad amd it’s very existence makes me irrationally angry

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Eddy boy is whacking off in Central Park right now naked and yelling at the rats on the MTA. Turn on the news.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Weka posted:

I think it's good that there can be a really famous pop star who looks like that. Maybe we're getting less shallow as a society. I mean his songs suck too. How accepting must our society be!

there's probably a spreadsheet at universal records or w/e that has "odd looking acoustic guitar nerd" with "ed sheeran" next to it and fifty cash emojis

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
Ed Sheeran is cooking eggs at your local diner

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice
Ed Sheeran meeting someone who is also called Ed, trying to subtly point out that they both have the same first name.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Ed Sheeran won a Grammy for wheedling about how his sheets smell like some club rat after a one night stand, and honestly good for him

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice
Yeah he looks funny, but he is super rich and successful at a young age and seems like a decent enough chap.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

henpod posted:

Yeah he looks funny, but he is super rich

oh then I take back everything bad I've ever said

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
Ed Sheeran owns several hatpins

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
close childhood friend describes Ed Sheeran's early years as "damp"

vudan
Dec 11, 2010
he looks like a fraggle

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

vudan posted:

he looks like a fraggle

You take that back! He looks like if a fraggle had a baby with one of those sentient garbage piles.

vudan
Dec 11, 2010
he look like a tin of cold spaghetti on a styrofoam sphere.

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug
He's the halfway point of a morph from Elmo to Snuffleupagus

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A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice
Ed Sheeran storms the congress building and eats all the sugar packets

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