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Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Ed Shithead

Bargearse posted:

He makes bad music

White guy faux folk reggae is indeed garbage

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Professor Shark posted:

If I had the pull to get myself on GoT I would have wanted to be killed off in graphic, gruesome fashion. They killed him off offscreen.

Did he at least get naked and get to look at one of the women's tits?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I've come to hate all rich and famous people as I grow older.

It should be me not then who's famous and rich:colbert:

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983


imagine being evicted by ed sheeran

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
[Ed Sheeran, behind a curtain, noisily relieving himself]

"yeah, don't come in... I'm... I'm investing in London real estate"

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here

Big Beef City posted:

I have no idea who this is and don't want to.

I never know if people troll by saying this or goons are that out of touch

No Pants
Dec 10, 2000

it's pretty easy to insulate yourself from pop music these days

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

why even post that though, it’s loving dumb. “i’m so above it all. totally ignorant. listen to me tell you all about it”

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I heard that one time he was fisting himself so hard that he sprained his wrist and had to cancel a bunch of shows

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

ed sheeran is extremely famous and has been for years though, one of the most famous musicians around

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Ed Sheeran once tried to name his cat Joey Baloney but was stopped at the last minute by a court injunction.

No Pants
Dec 10, 2000

Gentle Autist posted:

why even post that though, it’s loving dumb. “i’m so above it all. totally ignorant. listen to me tell you all about it”

idk being ignorant of who ed sheeran is sounds pretty enviable

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
I suppose if all you listen to is video game soundtracks it's possible

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
There's another toe somewhere on his body; the foreplay is finding it.

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
Ed sheeran? Never heard of him or any other pop music person! Now let me get back to listening to totakas song

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Fact: Ed Sheeran recorded a haunting ballad for the Dragon Age: Origins soundtrack but near the end of the almost 10-minute song, he began screaming obscenities and it took two burly software engineers and an electric cattle prod to subdue him.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

ed sheeran doesnt have a single ska song what a stupid rear end in a top hat

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

ed sheeran doesnt have a single ska song what a stupid rear end in a top hat

No Pants
Dec 10, 2000

Muk Dumpster posted:

Ed sheeran? Never heard of him or any other pop music person! Now let me get back to listening to totakas song

lol ok

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Ed Sheeran lost his virginity listening to Snow Patrol.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Ed Sheeran hosed my rear end. fuckin loser couldn't stay hard

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

zaepg posted:

Ed Sheeran lost his virginity listening to Snow Patrol.

Imagine how annoyed that pigeon was when “Chasing Cars” came on

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

zaepg posted:

Ed Sheeran lost his virginity listening to Snow Patrol.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Ultra Carp

Empty Sandwich posted:

every night carefully zipping himself into a sleeping bag shaped like a prawn (with an extra blanket that looks like mayonnaise)

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo

Empty Sandwich posted:

if you ask him, he'll tell you about that vivid dream he had about owning an ice cream truck

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
I've never heard one of his songs, all I know about him is that he really needs a comb and the internet has a weird obsession with hating him. Am I missing anything?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Ed sheeran offered me a handy at a truck stop in Primm one time

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nooner posted:

Ed sheeran offered me a handy at a truck stop in Primm one time

And.. :allears:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Sunswipe posted:

Did he at least get naked and get to look at one of the women's tits?

a courtesan implies he got burnt by a dragon lol

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Frank Frank posted:

Ed Sheeran once tried to name his cat Joey Baloney but was stopped at the last minute by a court injunction.

Brb, gonna name my cat Joey Baloney now

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

rotinaj posted:

Brb, gonna name my cat Joey Baloney now

I’ll see you in court.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
I am an Ed, I am also slightly red (in the beard) and this guy's okay with me, but his music is not what I'm super into

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
You’re Ed Sheeran. You can’t fool me. I’d recognize that musk anywhere.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


What, is he some kind of sheep farmer? Ha ha ha ha haaaa

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
hobbit rear end looking motherfucker

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
Ed Sheeran is not the kind of guy to nickname his dick, but he did name one of his balls

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Frank Frank posted:

I’ll see you in court.

Not if Joey and I see you first

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

rotinaj posted:

Not if Joey and I see you first

You sonofa bitch

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

which male gingers in pop culture are generally liked

harry prince of megan
rupert grint (but not really respected maybe?)
damian lewis
robert redford

hated:
ed sheeran
carrot top
blake griffin
josh homme
seth green


:thunk:

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A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice

Empty Sandwich posted:

if you ask him, he'll tell you about that vivid dream he had about owning an ice cream truck

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