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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Empty Sandwich posted:

Q: Ah, there you are, Bond. I've got quite the assortment for you this time.

BJB: M mentioned a certain... seasonal theme.

Q: This cap is a radio transceiver. Forty-mile range. The pipe contains a dart coated in a neurotoxin capable of paralyzing a small horse. The artificial beard disguises a Walther PPK, and the false belly is entirely composed of plastique.

M: Your target is Ranch Krampus, head of Solstice Industries.

BJB [to Moneypenny]: Ho ho ho indeed

APEX OF PUDDING

BJB: The name is Christmas... Father Christmas.

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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
C: "Because people like you, paper-pushers and politicians, are too spineless to do what needs to be done so I made an alliance to put the power where it should be, and now you want to throw it away for the sake of democracy, whatever the hell that is. How predictably moronic. But isn't that what M stands for?"

*C pulls trigger. Gun is empty*

M: "Now we know what C stands for: oval office."

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



RagnarokAngel posted:

007: Perhaps we can go to your room and get more...acquainted.
Woman: Mr. Bond I am a lesbian.
007: That's alright for a greek woman you're still very attractive.

:golfclap:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Villa-nous Clause, menacingly: No Rudolph. I expect you....to FLY

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk_r2wWFIa0

Horrible Butts
May 7, 2012
James Bond: Look at the stars, look how they shine for you... and everything you do. Yeah, they were all yellow.
KGB Agent: That's beautiful.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:roflolmao: OMG you guys it's not even my birthday.:ck5:

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Bond

What

BOND

WHAT

You're a fuckin spy, act LIKE IT

Mate, I put me dick in her for ENGLAND

Yeah fair play, here's a medal, let's get on the piss

TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Nov 27, 2020

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
Blofeld: I like your nurse's uniform, Mr Bond.

BJB: These are O. R. scrubs.

Blofeld: O R THEY

Henchman: *chokes on his drink*

Blofeld: Well they're totally inappropriate for the occasion.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
BOND: Alec, doing crime is evil!
TREVELYAN: In my opinion it is the MI6 who are evil!
BOMD: Well then we will have to agree to disagree!!!
TREVELEVELAN: We may both learn from this discourse!!!

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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Bond: I hate sand. It's coarse, and rough...

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