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Sid Vicious posted:lets all kiss each other on the lips Simultaneously?
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Nov 17, 2020 00:53
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I've heard a lot about coronavirus but I've never seen one, or any of it's victims personally.
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Nov 17, 2020 01:59
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Sid Vicious posted:lets all kiss each other on the lips Piss on liphole! Piss on liphole!
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Nov 17, 2020 02:06
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Jove Tone posted:If you only breathe weed smoke you can't get covid. Im more tch that enby - twisted and choomed out 
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Nov 17, 2020 02:16
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COVID? Let me tell you, penis entering anus releasing penile-anal interaction device known as SPERM-1, proceeding with operation IMPREGNATE ANUS - stupid bastard you are mine now!
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Nov 17, 2020 02:20
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Piss on pisshole! Piss on pisshole!
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Nov 17, 2020 02:20
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Tetris is gay. Blocks entering holes but no clear indication if the holes is pussy? The whole structure collapse because it's not made for huge object entering like pussy? Clearly gay. Pissed off!
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Nov 17, 2020 02:21
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I had a coworker come down with covid last week. Im getting tested again tomorrow
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Nov 17, 2020 10:17
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I've been working on perfecting my morning routine using the half hour i save from avoiding the morning commute. Maybe some of you might identify with this, particularly if you suffer from enlarged pores or flakiness around the T-zone. I tie a plastic ice pack around my face and commence with the morning's stretching exercises. Afterwards I stand in front of a chrome and acrylic Washmobile bathroom sink - with soap dish, cup holder, and railings that serve as towel bars, which I bought at Hastings Tile to use while the marble sinks I ordered from Finland are being sanded - and stare at my reflection with the ice pack still on. I pour some Plax antiplaque formula into a stainless-steel tumbler and swish it around my mouth for thirty seconds. Then I squeeze Rembrandt onto a faux- tortoiseshell toothbrush and start brushing my teeth (too hung over to floss properly - but maybe I flossed before bed last night?) and rinse with Listerine. Then I inspect my hands and use a nailbrush. I take the ice-pack mask off and use a deep-pore cleanser lotion, then an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I check my toenails. Then I use the Probright tooth polisher and next the Interplak tooth polisher (this in addition to the toothbrush) which has a speed of 4200 rpm and reverses direction forty-six times per second; the larger tufts clean between teeth and massage the gums while the short ones scrub the tooth surfaces. I rinse again, with Cepacol. I wash the facial massage off with a spearmint face scrub. The shower has a universal all-directional shower head that adjusts within a thirty-inch vertical range. It's made from Australian gold-black brass and covered with a white enamel finish. In the shower I use first a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Vidal Sassoon shampoo is especially good at getting rid of the coating of dried perspiration, salts, oils, airborne pollutants and dirt that can weigh down hair and flatten it to the scalp which can make you look older. The conditioner is also good - silicone technology permits conditioning benefits without weighing down the hair which can also make you look older. On weekends or before a date I prefer to use the Greune Natural Revitalizing Shampoo, the conditioner and the Nutrient Complex. These are formulas that contain D-panthenol, a vitamin-B-complex factor; polysorbate 80, a cleansing agent for the scalp; and natural herbs. Over the weekend I plan to go to Bloomingdale's or Bergdorf's and pick up a Foltene European Supplement and Shampoo for thinning hair which contains complex carbohydrates that penetrate the hair shafts for improved strength and shine. Also the Vivagen Hair Enrichment Treatment, a new Redken product that prevents mineral deposits and prolongs the life cycle of hair. Once out of the shower and toweled dry I put the Ralph Lauren boxers back on and before applying the Mousse A Raiser, a shaving cream by Pour Hommes, I press a hot towel against my face for two minutes to soften abrasive beard hair. Then I always slather on a moisturizer (to my taste, Clinique) and let it soak in for a minute. You can rinse it off or keep it on and apply a shaving cream over it - preferably with a brush, which softens the beard as it lifts the whiskers - which I've found makes removing the hair easier. It also helps prevent water from evaporating and reduces friction between your skin and the blade. Always wet the razor with warm water before shaving and shave in the direction the beard grows, pressing gently on the skin. Leave the sideburns and chin for last, since these whiskers are tougher and need more time to soften. Rinse the razor and shake off any excess water before starting. Afterwards splash cool water on the face to remove any trace of lather. You should use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol. Never use cologne on your face, since the high alcohol content dries your face out and makes you look older. One should use an alcohol-free antibacterial toner with a water-moistened cotton ball to normalize the skin. Applying a moisturizer is the final step. Splash on water before applying an emollient lotion to soften the skin and seal in the moisture. Next apply Gel Appaisant, also made by Pour Hommes, which is an excellent, soothing skin lotion. If the face seems dry and flaky - which makes it look dull and older - use a clarifying lotion that removes flakes and uncovers fine skin (it can also make your tan look darker). Then apply an anti-aging eye balm (Baume Des Yeux) followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion. A scalp-programming lotion is used after I towel my hair dry. I also lightly blow-dry the hair to give it body and control (but without stickiness) and then add more of the lotion, shaping it with a Kent natural- bristle brush, and finally slick it back with a wide-tooth comb. Does anyone know what happened to all the skin and hair care megathreads? Lawrence Gilchrist fucked around with this message at 11:43 on Nov 17, 2020 |
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Nov 17, 2020 11:39
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My city hasn't had a case in 19 straight days but thanks for the pep talk.
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Nov 17, 2020 12:01
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people still mostly dont wear masks here in sweden I still see ancient old folks wandering around the stores with no masks, taking no precautions surprised to see we still have old people at all
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Nov 17, 2020 12:14
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Zzulu posted:surprised to see we still have old people at all I heard an old people say they thought the whole thing is just an effort to 'cull' them and they 'didn't want' to 'give in' to 'fear' of 'being culled'
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Nov 17, 2020 13:34
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This so-called MORONavirus couldn't even kill Berlusconi, and he's 100 years old with multiple heart conditions and full of cancer
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Nov 17, 2020 13:55
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Mooey Cow posted:This so-called MORONavirus couldn't even kill Berlusconi, and he's 100 years old with multiple heart conditions and full of cancer The virus got in there and was eradicated by all the STDs and cocaine.
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Nov 17, 2020 16:09
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CaptainAttitude posted:I just got over covid. I don't recommend it. It's better to just die then, or do you advocate a chronic condition?
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Nov 17, 2020 16:11
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COVID has ruined the drat annual secret goon SQUATCHING meetup.
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Nov 17, 2020 16:25
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Derpies posted:COVID has ruined the drat annual secret goon SQUATCHING meetup. Its tyranny, is what it is! Hows a feller sposed t drink a diet Thunder with a mask on? Dunnt make no SENSE!
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Nov 17, 2020 16:39
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My brother got it. Im terminally ill, so Im giving him pointers on how to deal with some of the symptoms we have in common. He doesnt have a truckload of steroids and opioids like I do, so its pretty much just Tylenol and Gatorade/water, lol.
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Nov 19, 2020 05:20
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there was a super good NY style place down the street. still there, but no more slices. only full pies. stopping in on my bike for a few slices was the poo poo. im still mad. also rip everyone who died it sucks
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Nov 19, 2020 05:26
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Im working at a bar in tx rn. The amount of motherfuckers that have passed through here in the last four months would shock and astound you. I caught the regular flu a couple weeks ago and it scared the bejeezus out of me. cause this is America I took a day off then went back to work
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Nov 19, 2020 06:24
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I had it a few weeks ago. I was in bed for five days. Never felt fatigue or tiredness like it. Overall, I would NOT recommend contracting COVID-19.
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Nov 19, 2020 06:28
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As I get older I become more aware of the fact that the one thing that keeps me motivated enough to get out of bed every morning is my deep longing to watch everyone else die before I do. I don't mean like "those who done me wrong". I mean like everybody.
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Nov 19, 2020 07:54
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im sad and want it to go away
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Nov 19, 2020 07:56
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Im a dentist and I feel that catching it is inevitable for me. My assistant got it 2 weeks ago. I tested negative though thank God. Had a heart attack 6 years ago so Im sure if I get it Im toast.
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Nov 19, 2020 15:53
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oh she's a very kinky virus
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Nov 19, 2020 16:08
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What happens if I take the vaccine shot directly into my ballack? Afaf
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dr.acula posted:What happens if I take the vaccine shot directly into my ballack? Your pee will be covid-free
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:My city hasn't had a case in 19 straight days but thanks for the pep talk. Ah. Not an American, clearly.
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Nov 21, 2020 18:11
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i was really scared when it as a looking like SA may have gone down with the tax man. glad we are all still here e: sent mid turd drop and now i habe poo poo water al over my rear end
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Hi Goons. How goes it. I hate my life and my wife and my job but find such great refuge here in the forums. Whenever my wife and I have a blowout I lay in my living room sofa bed and log into my goon account and find refuge here. I love you my goony goon goons.
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Dec 17, 2020 05:49
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Isnt. It amazing that we have been in this forum for so long? I miss zoo fights. Someone give me zoo fights. And Im not drunk.
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Dec 17, 2020 05:51
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Piggy Smalls posted:Isnt. It amazing that we have been in this forum for so long? I miss zoo fights. Someone give me zoo fights. And Im not drunk. Yeah I'm down for zoofightz
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Laslow posted:My brother got it. Im terminally ill, so Im giving him pointers on how to deal with some of the symptoms we have in common. He doesnt have a truckload of steroids and opioids like I do, so its pretty much just Tylenol and Gatorade/water, lol.  Brave goon 
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Dec 17, 2020 07:18
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I'm not worried about COVID because I already have aids and the two don't stack
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I've been working on perfecting my morning routine using the half hour i save from avoiding the morning commute. Maybe some of you might identify with this, particularly if you suffer from enlarged pores or flakiness around the T-zone. same
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Dec 17, 2020 07:42
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my grandmother has it and ive been numb ever since i found out
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Piggy Smalls posted:Im a dentist and I feel that catching it is inevitable for me. Skip to TL;DR: if you are so inclined. I'm a frontline medical person and the other day in the grocery store when I was in line I heard someone yelling "Baby! Baby!" I disregarded it until it persisted. I left my cart in line (no one was behind me at the time) and told the cashier I was going over to see if I could help. I trotted over and asked if 911 has been called yet and to get an AED if they have one. A guy was holding his unconscious girlfriend on a bench. I asked about allergies, meds, history of seizures or diabetes, and helped him get her to the floor. She was breathing, but had goo in the corners of her mouth, her resps were labored, irregular, and rough, and her pupils were pinned. Greaaaaat.The living room OD scene from Pulp Fiction flashed before my eyes, along with every portable CPR valve mask I've ever owned (one). We got her into the recovery position and I did what I could to make her comfortable and calm her boyfriend down. Thankfully she stirred like a minute before the paramedics arrived. This was 8 days ago so I hope/think I'm in the clear. The reality of what I put myself into didn't hit until I was at home, about the same time I realized I should probably throw my clothes in the washer and shower, as I had just been rolling around on a supermarket floor in front of the service desk. Five of my coworkers have had covid. One of them died and left a daughter behind. If I get it, I get it, it is what it is. I don't have a spouse or SO or kids, so I'm expendable. But it would be nice to not get it, you know? TL;DR: The only PPE I had on was my sparkly Christmas mask and I had really close, like, within a foot of, contact with the unmasked face of someone who "wasn't feeling good" and ODing on heroin, for 5-10 minutes. Thora fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Dec 17, 2020 |
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Hell Yeah posted:Go gently caress yourself, buddy.
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