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Terry Harri

by Fluffdaddy


Hello B.Y.O.B.,

My name is Terry Harrison and I am a simple man and a longtime "lurker" of the B.Y.O.B. subforum on Something Awful.

When I think of why I love the B.Y.O.B. subforum, I think of friendship, good will, and a willingness to help your fellow "poster".
It is for these reasons that I reach out to you all today, as Terry Harrison, long time "lurker" and regular in the B.Y.O.B. community.

When I see your smiling posting faces, I think, "hey, here are a group of good, smart people, who might just love my website!"

You might be wondering, "what website?" Thank you for asking--it's my website! For I am more than just a loyal and longtime "lurker" on the B.Y.O.B. subforum. I am also a world renowned expert on the Nuthatch, planet Earth's most mysterious, but best, bird (if you are curious, the Earth's worst bird is the nuthatch's permanent enemy, the Chickadee). I have funneled my universe of knowledge into a single digital location on the World Wide Web, the Nuthatch as presented by Terry Harrison.

If you have a minute, please take the time to check out my digital resource for such an amazing creature. And feel safe in the knowledge that this doesn't have anything to do with my horrible analytics nor any desperate plea to co-opt a community in a last ditch bid to afford hosting fees.

Oh, and please remember to sign the guestbook!



https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/

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Terry Harri

by Fluffdaddy


Terry's List of Sites to Visit Everyday (For Your Safety)

The Nuthatch. A great website ran by a great guy. Everything you could ever want to know about the bird that everyone's been talking about--the Nuthatch!

https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/





Terry's List of Sites to Never Visit and The Things Not to Do While There (For Your Safety)

Definitely not this one goes without saying: https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/hideout.html

Number one: https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/H72dnih.html
1. Whoah that's a lot of locks. Luckily, you realize they don't matter.
2. Highlight the image of the door. Wait a minute, that's strange...
3. Copy/save the image and view it against a different background.


Number two: https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/He108tleb.html
1.Think about the directions you would draw the tallies along.
2.Write out the letters following those directions. But this isn't English...
3.Maybe it is. Perhaps the letters have been shifted. By how many places, I wonder...


Number three: https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/Li200ardyh.html
1.Recognize that black-and-white are a theme.
2.The image contains important information, but you can't find it while on the site. Take the image somewhere, where it can be manipulated.
3.Manipulate it following the theme, the ultimate contrast. In both directions.


Number four: https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/Be288drib.html
1.Wow there is a lot going on here! Let's focus on the content of the post.
2.Posts on BYOB come in two colours. What would happen if I posted this same image in the other?
3.Two images in one?! Lots of drawings of things. Hold on, each drawing has something that isn't a drawing. It's a code, a bunch of dots and dashes...


Number five: https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/B392elbats.html
1.What a tangled mess! Clearly, we must untangle these limbs.
2.I tried the number of toes, tangled and untangled, but it didn't work. Is there another set of numbers I'm missing?
3.LEL? If each L stood for leg, then what would the E stand for? And what numbers would those add to the sequence?


Number six: https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/C432raob.html
1.You heard nut, we have to break him out of the bars of the cell!
2.When I copy and paste the image or look at the HTML, I only get the top and bottom of the cell, not nut and the bars behind him.
3.Perhaps if I dug around the site code, I could find the url to isolate the image behind the bars.


Number seven: https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/N500llub.html
1.This is kind of like puzzle six. I copy and paste or save the image and only get part of it. Luckily, this time it's the important part.
2.Strange, it's flipped. Like a reflection. What exactly would an eye be watching on a computer to see that kind of reflection?
3.Ok cool, another weird code, great. It looks kind of familiar though, like similar codes are associated with other things I watch on a different, very popular website.


Number eight: https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/O648eram.html
1.Dang, banned on the month of his birth. It seems like the image of the cake is the only thing here. Let's examine its filename.
2.letsgetlit_uncut? What kind of birthday would it be if we didn't cut the cake?
3.Whoah okay, cutting the cake gave me two words. Perhaps we should try making a wish. Getting unlit, if you will. What if we blew the candle out first?


Number nine: https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/F675noil.html
1.If I scroll, it just repeats. Over and over. Let's just focus on the conversation.
2.These costumes, this dialog? Is this from a tv show? A popular one? What is that shown known for?
3.I can't believe it, a whole puzzle about nothing. Nothing at all.


Number ten: https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/Ne800elppa.html
1.On the BYOB forums, I'd recognize those two faces anywhere! And this music!!
2.It's Jinh and prepuce repurposed! I wonder what their avs reference...
3.Pokemon addition? I wonder if each pokemon is associated with a specific number in the game canon? It'd be easy to add those up...


Number eleven: https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/Na864elttac.html
1.Pokemon and then Yugioh, what a nostalgia trip! I wonder what words were scribbled off that Yugioh card?
2.Access code? What kind of code exists on a website? Wait, I know!
3.I'd better check the thread, this solution is going to require group effort.
Post-3.Whoah, biosterous got a response e-mail that they posted in the thread. But, at face value, it doesn't look like it has a password. Unless it actually does, encoded in the quote...

Number twelve:https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/geezerbythedozen.html
1.Terry suggests that this is still a puzzle, just one that doesn't require a password...
2.Everything we've done leads up to this? What information could I get from puzzles 1-11?
3.I've got it! The URLs of puzzles 1-11 contain a sequence. Well, three sequences. The first is elemental. The second, a number sequence. The third, reversed, is a list of feats, great feats. If I can solve these three sequences, I could predict what comes twelfth...

A new, secondary place to definitely not go to: https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/Mg968surebrec.html

Number thirteen:https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/earth.html
1.A lot going on here, but this puzzle uniquely features a video up front. Perhaps I should focus on it.
2.For a radio station clip, I sure don't hear a lot of music. Well, I mean I hear a little bit of it. At least one part very clearly.
3.It's a great sax introduction, but what does it have to do with "spelling it out for me"?

Number fourteen:https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/wind.html
1.Ohhh, a cryptogram, where each number corresponds to a letter of the alphabet. T _ _? What's the most common word that starts like that?
2.Find him? Surely, this means Terry. But where could I go to have a chat with Terry?
3.Ok, I'm here, but nothing looks different. Maybe if I wait for a certain number of seconds?

Number fifteen:https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/fire.html
1.This looks familiar--the Nuthatch's error page. "dumb bird facts?" But, I only see one.
2.Alright I came back to the puzzle and, wait, that's a different fact. How many are in here?
3.I've learned the most about a single species of bird. I can describe it's entire life, from egg to adult, in order!!

Number sixteen:https://thenuthatch.neocities.org/september.html
1.Whoah, I recognize these quotes. Kubrick! Very neat. Has nothing to do with the solution here, though!
2.I tried to move some of the images to an image editor by saving them. Weird, I only got part of each. And each has a frame that fits right on top of each others'. Hmmmm...
3.They stack up perfectly! Now what does the layered image reveal?
4....and yet, still, that Kubrick thing still bothers me...

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Terry Harri fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Dec 8, 2020

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Royal Updog

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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our good friend nut is trapped inside this website. scroll down and then up to reveal the nut hatch. once inside, chat with with the mysterious knut to unlock a fiendish puzzle i have yet to decipher



hat tip to khanstant. original sig do not steal

Terry Harri

by Fluffdaddy


Hi there, fellow poster!

Strange, I just seem to see a bunch of black bars where your typing would normally go!

Hope you enjoy the Nuthatch and make sure to check it multiple times a day and if ads appear in the future to click them and buy the products linked!

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Khanstant



H.A.G.S.

Royal Updog

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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Terry Harri posted:

Hi there, fellow poster!

Strange, I just seem to see a bunch of black bars where your typing would normally go!

Hope you enjoy the Nuthatch and make sure to check it multiple times a day and if ads appear in the future to click them and buy the products linked!

Loving the site Terry! I mistrust this "Terry" but I enjoy his bird drawings



hat tip to khanstant. original sig do not steal

Luvcow




i too am a nuthatch enthusiast terry, welcome to the byob blog and web forum, where we are all nuts for something! even if it isn't natures most erotic songbird, the nuthatch.

i'm curious if you know that the nuthatch's second worst enemy is "moderators", a type of lovely bird found online who sometimes go into heat and ban our favorite friends, in this case let's use the nuthatch as an example, from being able to "post" with the other birds.


https://giant.gfycat.com/FrankTightButterfly.webm

thanks to manifisto for the amazing sig

Prof. Crocodile



You were correct Terry. This is now my favorite website, right up there with chillinternet.club and donknottsisasexualtyrannousaurus.gov!


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Khanstant



we love you terry, pls dont commit terry kerri

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






this is way better than that bullshit chickadee website

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Stoner Sloth



oh but seriously I posted:

our good friend nut is trapped inside this website. scroll down and then up to reveal the nut hatch. once inside, chat with with the mysterious knut to unlock a fiendish puzzle i have yet to decipher

we must work together to free our friend nut! anyone got any ideas... think it might have to do with the sites code but i am p dumb at this whole internets thing!

e: Lol I figured it out! one step closer to free nut!!



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






i am here to report success. in what? who knows!

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Terry Harri

by Fluffdaddy


Luvcow posted:

i'm curious if you know that the nuthatch's second worst enemy is "moderators", a type of lovely bird found online who sometimes go into heat and ban our favorite friends, in this case let's use the nuthatch as an example, from being able to "post" with the other birds.

L.O.L., they sound like a couple of chickadees!

Prof. Crocodile posted:

You were correct Terry. This is now my favorite website, right up there with chillinternet.club and donknottsisasexualtyrannousaurus.gov!

Wow! Those internet websites sound great as well! Have you considered diverting some of your clicks for them onto the Nuthatch. Sure, it's only one page, but that just means you can click it more times!

Heather Papps posted:

this is way better than that bullshit chickadee website

L.O.L.! A chickadee would never deserve an entire cyber reservoir of wisdom!

Heather Papps posted:

i am here to report success. in what? who knows!

Success in finding out all there is to learn about the Nuthatch, I'm guessing! But that's okay, you can start all over again every time you visit or just by scrolling back up!

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Stoner Sloth posted:

we must work together to free our friend nut! anyone got any ideas... think it might have to do with the sites code but i am p dumb at this whole internets thing!

e: Lol I figured it out! one step closer to free nut!!

i've tried every combination of "unlock 7" i can think of, am i on the right lines?

What's a good spot for twitching Nuthcatches in the old world, Big T?



hat tip to khanstant. original sig do not steal

Stoner Sloth



oh but seriously I posted:

i've tried every combination of "unlock 7" i can think of, am i on the right lines?

What's a good spot for twitching Nuthcatches in the old world, Big T?

a clue: it can be a bit of a drag to try to figure it out but i think it helps to have a clear mental image to picture what the password might be!

e: also worth remembering that cases like this can be a bit sensitive



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

Stoner Sloth



love the site Terri, thanks for sharing the fascinating world of Nuthatches with us!



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

Prof. Crocodile



I am comforted to know that The Nuthatch is https, because I have been trying my credit card numbers as passwords--so far with only middling success.


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Royal Updog

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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Stoner Sloth posted:

a clue: it can be a bit of a drag to try to figure it out but i think it helps to have a clear mental image to picture what the password might be!

e: also worth remembering that cases like this can be a bit sensitive

Still not getting it. Maybe my friends in BYOB can help me buy binoculars?



hat tip to khanstant. original sig do not steal

Khanstant



Welcome to the site! I just learned about this cool new messenger feature and wanted to say hello. I hope you enjoy your time here.

Terry Harri

by Fluffdaddy


Prof. Crocodile posted:

I am comforted to know that The Nuthatch is https, because I have been trying my credit card numbers as passwords--so far with only middling success.

Wait...passwords? Sorry, I think you've got the wrong site. Unless you mean facts about Nuthatches, which are a password to an enriched life.

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Heather Papps


hello internet friend






oh but seriously I posted:

Maybe my friends in BYOB can help me buy binoculars?

i have a list of binocular reviews somewhere, let me find it and i'll copy/paste it

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

biosterous






i definitely have successfully learned a few things about nuthatches thanks to sloth's very well-worded hint



thank you heather papps for this sig!!!

Royal Updog

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

ohohoho, that's fiendish. thanks all Terrence, I am having difficulty inscribing the electric guest-book



hat tip to khanstant. original sig do not steal

Prof. Crocodile



I am here to report my success, and might I say that I have never been prouder.


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Macnult


lovely website, terry i learned a lot tonight

sk

(ヤイケス!)




i think you're going to have great success with this website terry

https://giant.gfycat.com/SmoothAdoredFoal.webm
thank you prof crocodile and owlhawk911 and Khanstant and vanisher!!

Add to your sig if you're a proud supporter of Local 69!

FluffieDuckie



I tried to sign the guest book but I keep pushing the button and it won’t let me.

Am I being singled out?

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




this is some next level byob and I cannot figure out how to unlock that danged door




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




I hope nut can read all the wrong passwords I am typing in




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Terry Harri

by Fluffdaddy


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

this is some next level byob and I cannot figure out how to unlock that danged door

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I hope nut can read all the wrong passwords I am typing in

Um excuse me, passwords? doors? Are you on the right site? It should just be one page about all about Nuthatches. You should enjoy it and not worry about anything else. You should restart your browser and visit it again to achieve a second formally recognized "visit".

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Sorry, OP, I pledged my life and loyalty to chickadees many, many years ago.

Royal Updog

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I hope nut can read all the wrong passwords I am typing in

I know bird secrets open door img in new tab



hat tip to khanstant. original sig do not steal

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






drat, there are a lot of ways to love this website!

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




bookmarked

alnilam



Heather Papps posted:

this is way better than that bullshit chickadee website

vanisher



thanks terry!



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Heather Papps, & Death Sext

itry






google THIS



I like this site but I know someone who says it sucks. That is, someone who "sucks" says.

google THIS



Stoner Sloth posted:

a clue: it can be a bit of a drag to try to figure it out but i think it helps to have a clear mental image to picture what the password might be!

e: also worth remembering that cases like this can be a bit sensitive

Yes, it's important to remember that things aren't always as transparent as they seem

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definitely needed hints but I was successful. thanks byob



sig by the one and only heather papps!

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