Xiahou Dun posted:

This is totally unorthodox (and it doesn't help that I'm the first non-OP reply), but I've been lurking TBB for like 10 years so I hope this is taken in good faith. I'm dead god drat broke but full of holiday spirit, so I want to extend the same offer I'm doing for the TradGames Secret Santa.

I'm broke as poo poo but I read and write like 8 kinds of Chinese across thousands of years of history and am a decent calligrapher so I'm offering decorative scrolls to any goons who want them* at the cost of shipping without asking for a dime in profit. I don't even want a gift, I just want to give people nice things and this is the skill I have. We can work out the particulars over PM's or e-mail or using the OP as a cut-away or whatever is best for everyone.

So if you want like some old-rear end poetry or some lines of the Dao De Jing or "butts butts balls cock" but in 500BCE era Chinese, hit me up. Happy holidays, everyone!


*Within reason, obviously. But I'll try really hard!