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Curling up against the wall is my favorite place to sleep. This mattress is only 5 years old. I can guarantee you and swear on my life I've never wet the bed, lost control of my bowels, had period blood spillage, or excessively masturbated on my bed. That is a FACT! Anyway it smells like pure death. Is this normal? Is it time to get a new mattress? 
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Maybe you have bed bugs and they feast on you al night and poo poo there while sucking your blood
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Nov 19, 2020 19:50
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Looks like poop. 
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Nov 19, 2020 19:51
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you sweat a lot at night and need to shower more.
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Nov 19, 2020 19:53
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You sweat when your sleeping, and it seeps down into your mattress. After a while it will yellow the spots where its seeping into your mattress and leaves stains like that.
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Nov 19, 2020 19:55
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humans are disgusting op, you should know this by now
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Nov 19, 2020 19:55
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Those are fart stains.
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Nov 19, 2020 19:55
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The mattress is turning to dirt, nature is healing
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Nov 19, 2020 19:56
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Dear Watson posted:Maybe you have bed bugs and they feast on you al night and poo poo there while sucking your blood thunderspanks posted:you sweat a lot at night and need to shower more. RepeatingMeme posted:You sweat when your sleeping, and it seeps down into your mattress. After a while it will yellow the spots where its seeping into your mattress and leaves stains like that.
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Nov 19, 2020 20:00
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whats it smell like? shove your nose in and give it a deep sniff. then report your results
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Nov 19, 2020 20:01
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The Real Amethyst posted:Maybe thats why I struggle to stay awake during the day. You could rub your food on the salt stains, for taste 
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Nov 19, 2020 20:01
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Nov 19, 2020 20:02
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It’s sweat. Get a mattress protector and forget about it.
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Nov 19, 2020 20:03
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i ran your image through a series of highly advanced analysis software and... my god!
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Nov 19, 2020 20:04
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Supreme Allah posted:whats it smell like? shove your nose in and give it a deep sniff. then report your results It smells like.....stale death and the abattoir in the next town over. I can almost taste it.
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Nov 19, 2020 20:06
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Use bedsheets and blankets. Wash them occasionally.
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Nov 19, 2020 20:06
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Wall Balls posted:i ran your image through a series of highly advanced analysis software and... my god!  I should get one of those CSI blue lights.
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Nov 19, 2020 20:08
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The Real Amethyst posted:I do this every time I change the sheets to monitor it's progress. Bleach
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Nov 19, 2020 20:10
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Wall Balls posted:i ran your image through a series of highly advanced analysis software and... my god! The Serta of Turin!
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Nov 19, 2020 20:10
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I think this is happening because you aren’t using a mattress pad and aren’t regularly rotating/flipping the mattress. Seriously, get a mattress pad (at least for your next mattress) - they absorb all your bodily grossness instead of the mattress itself and they are cheap and machine washable.
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Nov 19, 2020 20:18
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Jasus Christ posted:The Serta of Turin! Why you rubbin your face all over OP's mattress?
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Nov 19, 2020 20:20
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Wall Balls posted:i ran your image through a series of highly advanced analysis software and... my god! HE IS
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Nov 19, 2020 20:24
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Mooey Cow posted:Why you rubbin your face all over OP's mattress? I love sweat smell & taste. You get to eat me and drink me, let me have this.
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Nov 19, 2020 20:26
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I break into your home nightly and sprinkle piss on you sexually then twirl and waltz my way out of my way out. I wish that you would leave snacks but it's fine.
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Nov 19, 2020 20:30
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Like even some cheezits or oreos would be ok I'm just saying I'll try not to be loud about it e: also if you're splurging one of those single size 'Simply Lemonade' juices would be nice it's hard to serve up all that pee like a piss fairy. Thank you. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Nov 19, 2020 |
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Nov 19, 2020 20:31
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You are sweating blood and bile in your sleep OP.
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Nov 19, 2020 20:40
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It's one of those New Age mattresses. It draws the impurities out of your body. You should be amazingly free of toxins that cause inflammation now.
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Nov 19, 2020 20:52
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Incontinent poltergeist. Happens all the time.
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Nov 19, 2020 20:54
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I think there might be a body in your mattress. Bury the whole thing and consecrate the room.
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Nov 19, 2020 21:01
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That's why they sell mattress protectors OP. They are a lot cheaper to replace than a mattress.
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Nov 19, 2020 21:51
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Have you had any bad breakups, op? Maybe as they were packing, an ex pulled your sheet, sharted and covered it back up. This is all assuming you normally use sheets, but hey this is SA.
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Nov 19, 2020 22:36
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Seriously, do you not use a mattress pad, OP?
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Nov 19, 2020 22:43
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Ops mattress pad is probably full of bed bugs too Dry that poo poo on high heat!!
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Nov 19, 2020 22:54
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Wall Balls posted:i ran your image through a series of highly advanced analysis software and... my god! lmao today has been a real gross day for gross things goons have slept on and or shoot out of a keyboard
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Nov 19, 2020 22:56
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I sleep on piled rugs and skins of my enemies
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Nov 19, 2020 23:19
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it's cum
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Nov 19, 2020 23:25
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It's sweaty cum.
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Nov 19, 2020 23:30
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Horrible Feng Shui coming off this photo
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Nov 19, 2020 23:30
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LabyaMynora posted:Seriously, do you not use a mattress pad, OP?  Oh and I do not have bed bugs.
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Nov 19, 2020 23:40
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stop cumming all over your mattress op
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