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"mulder??" "scully, you wont believe what ive seen. big tittied goth girls. goth girls with big bazonkas. you wouldn't believe it scully. itd blow your mind. science cant explain that. it was the aliens scully. aliens made their tits big" |
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Mulder! Calm down! That's just my girlfriend! 
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I'd watch that episode. |
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"It's not just the plot of Beach Bunny Boob Jobs, it's real, Scully, why would I lie? Think about it" "Mulder, you're watching those tapes all alone and you haven't slept in three days" "because I'm on to something. Look at this." [The projector whirs on, behind Mulder is a photo of Ilhan Omar obviously photoshopped to have massive jugs] "Congresswoman from Minnesota, suddenly bimbofied, in public, on a street in Minneapolis, right outside First Avenue. There were dozens of eyewitnesses" |
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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:"It's not just the plot of Beach Bunny Boob Jobs, it's real, Scully, why would I lie? Think about it" Look at these Scully!   Mulder...what are these pictures? No, Scully! Look! There's more!   Mulder I...  Do you realize what this is? Everyone thought it was maybe a weird joke, probably some strange fetish! But it's real Scully! Don't you see? Pikachu has been foreverial delitized! But is he "loving it", Scully? IS HE? Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Nov 20, 2020 |
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"the first reports of the US Military working on a fully sexual snail come from 1952, and-" "i don't get it mulder, why would the US Military want to make a sexually attractive snail?" "the russians scully. the russians were beating them to it. anyway. initial reports are that they succeeded, but they died upon viewing it. I managed to contact an old friend at the academy, he managed to get me the autopsy reports, take a look at this" "... but mulder, it says they all died from blood loss, how is that possible" "sexual arousal, scully. so much blood went to their dicks that there was none left for their brains" "..... dear god" |
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mulder Jesus, can’t it wait? we’re at a funeral and... I want to bereave
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Hey, Mulder, I'm back with lunch. I'm sorry but Taco Bell discontinued their potatoes so I subbed the meat with black beans instead. I hope that's okay. That'll be fine Scully [walks over to record player and turns on a loud rock album at high volume turns to Skully and motions for her to be silent before walking quickly to his desk and pulling out a pad of paper and a pen] Mulder, are you okay? Haha! Never been better I just love this song! [motions more emphatically for her to be quiet and holds up a note that says "We need to leave NOW! Office compromised! Follow me!"] Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Nov 20, 2020
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mulder you really didn't need to stay quiet and write a note for an apartment that only has termites. i thought you had been bugged! termites can't understand english mulder thats what u think scully *camera pans on on mulders face excessively close* doodlydoodlydoodlydoodly |
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Nov 20, 2020 17:25
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big titty goth gf shadow is outside while the tracking machines are going crazy have to make a choice to grab the audio recording or the spooled printer paper with readouts
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Nov 20, 2020 17:39
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i intend to show that the big tiddy goth gf has conspired to deceive, inveigle, and obfuscate |
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Nov 20, 2020 17:56
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vanisher posted:big titty goth gf shadow is outside while the tracking machines are going crazy Scully. Help. I can't look away...I can feel myself... changi-AWOOOOOOOO! 
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Nov 20, 2020 18:13
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I can no longer sit back and allow big titty goth gf infiltration, big titty goth gf indoctrination and the big titty goth gf plot to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids. |
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Nov 20, 2020 18:30
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the lone gunman and mulder, sweat dripping, intensely watching a jpeg of the suspect load line by line while scully reads a book in the corner
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theres a warehouse downtown that they all meet. the big-titty goth girls and their thralls dont you understand scully? we've got to go undercover as big-titty goth girls |
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Nov 20, 2020 20:02
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The Smoking....Hot Thicc Goth GF |
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Heather Papps posted:the lone gunman and mulder, sweat dripping, intensely watching a jpeg of the suspect load line by line while scully reads a book in the corner
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Nov 20, 2020 20:24
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another one of those self-serving episodes Duchovny wrote 
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I can no longer sit back and allow big titty goth gf infiltration, big titty goth gf indoctrination and the big titty goth gf plot to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids. 
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At the end of the episode I reprimand both of them and stop telling them to waste the agency's time and money. As they leave I sigh.... they're too close to the truth. Something will have to be done. I shake my head and unbutton the top button of my prim blouse, momentarily revealing my enormous ankh earrings and equally enormous.... goth titties.
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How Wonderful! posted:At the end of the episode I reprimand both of them and stop telling them to waste the agency's time and money. As they leave I sigh.... they're too close to the truth. Something will have to be done. I shake my head and unbutton the top button of my prim blouse, momentarily revealing my enormous ankh earrings and equally enormous.... goth titties. this conspiracy goes all the way to the top surgery they dont call them the oval offices for nothing |
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the smoking man smokes cloves now
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Heather Papps posted:the smoking man smokes cloves now oh. he did at the time. the actor didn't want to risk getting addicted again |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Look at these Scully! lmfao |
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Mulder : Tuskunga Event, ever heard of it? Scully : Vaguely, a huge explosion in the early 20th Century, somewhere in Russia? Mulder : Top experts at the time, granted this was in 1908, devised an explanation that it was a meteoroid explosion. Scully: Sounds reasonable Mulder: with no impact crater? No, Scully, I found some interesting information from Frohike's computer [On the projector : a series of close-ups of a woman's massive rack, but blurry and black and white] Mulder : This is the best photograph possible at the time, notice the distinct female shape. I think that event, is what we'd call an inception point. The Big Tiddy Goth GF didn't just arrive, Scully. They've been here for a very long time |
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Paranormal Activtitty |
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mulder: hummana hummana hummana hummana!!!!!! big buzungas scully! big ol fat butts too! scully, after 4 seasons at this point of seeing tons of huge titties and asses, incredulous: no way mulder....it just cant be.....help me solve this case..... slumpy |
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Mulder: Scully, do you know what a "gogurt" is Scully: Of course, they're the portable cups of yogurt tha- Mulder: (placing a file labelled CLASSIFIED on the table) That's what YOU think |
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Don't look at me like I'm crazy Skully. I'm not crazy, there really is a ghost that can smell farts. He's documented in countless photos holding his nose and gagging and the sightings continue to this day. |
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scully: mulder! we finally have PROOF that the aliens exist! mulder: hmm? oh yeah, that's nice scully: you're not hearing me. we have photo and video evidence! we have sworn, notarized statements from the president, the joint chiefs of staff, and the entire supreme court! it's official! we did it!! mulder: yeah, nice work on . . . that thing you did, good going scully scully: the gently caress? what the hell is up with you? mulder (to self): the poles rotate. how did I never see it before?
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think that's a face on mars, scully? that's a cover story, pure fantasy. that *emphatic gesture* is a space vampire badonkadonk |
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