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vanisher



it really hurts why does everyone keep saying this is supposed to feel nice

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vanisher



my junk is just charcoal at this point



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext
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City of Glompton


*nods knowingly* it's difficult, being from middle america




thank you vanisher and sk and Khanstant for the sigs!

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Horrible Butts


The biggest erogenous zone? The brain.

vanisher



some priest: "well that doesn't sound good either"



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext
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vanisher



some dare cop: "you know i'll bet you kids think torching is cool and hip" (spins chair around and sits on it backwards) "but listen up jokers- it's not only bad for you, but you'll totally wreck your sack." (little sock puppet that kinda looks like a lump of charcoal pops its head up from behind the chair and begins to rap)



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Horrible Butts


Well I'm a burnt pair of balls and I'm here to rap
About never ever ever ever burnin' your sack
Take it from me I been around the block
I toasted both of my nuts and most of my cock

Macnult


City of Glompton posted:

*nods knowingly* it's difficult, being from middle america


sig by prof. crocodile

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




torching ur junk is fine op. but when u start talking about touching it, I'm outta here

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


I can't feel this at all. It's just wasting the flashlight batteries.

Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


It will be a most illuminating endeavour.

Ass-penny



City of Glompton posted:

*nods knowingly* it's difficult, being from middle america

pecan



Horrible Butts posted:

The biggest erogenous zone? The brain.

ya i guess its made a lot of mistakes

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."


vanisher posted:

my junk is just charcoal at this point

Prof. Crocodile



Horrible Butts posted:

Well I'm a burnt pair of balls and I'm here to rap
About never ever ever ever burnin' your sack
Take it from me I been around the block
I toasted both of my nuts and most of my cock


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

vanisher



Buttchocks posted:

I can't feel this at all. It's just wasting the flashlight batteries.

look son, over there in the woods. What's that glowing over there?

google THIS



Wincing in painful memory whenever I hear the part of "Sleigh Ride" where they sing about watching the chestnuts pop

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN



look I'm not gonna kinkshame but people who AREN'T into torching their junk are the real sickos



Slush Garbo

Corbin Bernsen eat your heart out


sure a trimmer works, cost you like 20 bucks for one

2 dollar Bic lighter? lasts for yeeeears

Iron Chef Ramen

Only the very best.


i cut hole into my smoker so I can gently roast my junk. its much healthier

vanisher



Aficionado goon lighting up with a cigar torch

The Voice of Labor



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ5uOz8x4cA

your junk is fine

as a chalk outline

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




I had mine steam cured, dried and shellacked.

more falafel please

forums poster



I'm gonna torch my junk
only got 20 dollars in my pocket

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sig by prof. crocodile!

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN



setting up an onlyfans where people pay me to talk them out of torching their junk



more falafel please

forums poster



Kief Richards posted:

setting up an onlyfans where people pay me to talk them out of torching their junk

junkoff discouragement

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut


sig by prof. crocodile!

Macnult


horny for a plasma cutter


sig by prof. crocodile

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




You know what they say, one man's junk is another man's campfire

pecan



more falafel please posted:

I'm gonna torch my junk
only got 20 dollars in my pocket

pecan



Macnult posted:

horny for a plasma cutter

the medical students gathered around the table in the morgue

"And then what happened, doctor?"

"By the time he was done, all that was down there was dead space"

Sid Vicious



cooking my junk sous vide, so i have an excuse to sit in the tub all day

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN



posting the link to my gofundme to pay for a tank for my acetylene torch



vanisher



"This year at the olympics the torch runner shall go empty handed to honor the defenseless who lost their lives in the world's wars."

"Wait how will they carry the flame"

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"gently caress i make one typo while sexting and now i'm buying a butane torch at a gas station. this better work"

https://giant.gfycat.com/DownrightTediousDinosaur.webmvanisher/nut collab fall 2020 gratefulness edition.

my goblin god is my one khanstant

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"i don't want anybody else, when i think about you i torch myself i torch myyysseeeeelf" begins playing over the radio in the store

Heather Papps posted:

"gently caress i make one typo while sexting and now i'm buying a butane torch at a gas station. this better work"

https://giant.gfycat.com/DownrightTediousDinosaur.webmvanisher/nut collab fall 2020 gratefulness edition.

my goblin god is my one khanstant

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


City of Glompton posted:

*nods knowingly* it's difficult, being from middle america

well someone's gotta carry the torch

Stoner Sloth



HOT girls in your area want to torch your junk now!



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, and Nut!- ty friends!

Stoner Sloth



using the workplace urinal and getting knowing smiles from the other men at my screams of agony and the clouds of steam rising up from my blackened junk. "looks like someone had a big weekend!" they later say as they walk past, giving me an approving pat on the back.

can't let them know that it was just a terrible and somewhat inexplicable BBQ accident



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, and Nut!- ty friends!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Stoner Sloth posted:

using the workplace urinal and getting knowing smiles from the other men at my screams of agony and the clouds of steam rising up from my blackened junk. "looks like someone had a big weekend!" they later say as they walk past, giving me an approving pat on the back.

can't let them know that it was just a terrible and somewhat inexplicable BBQ accident

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Ass-penny



You know what they say...
A junk to the torch
Is worth two on the porch.

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