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SpaceAceJase posted:I'm down to my last rear end eating coins Feh that's nothin in MY day the coins had beej on 'em! Gimme five bj's for a sesterci you'd say
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Did anyone pick up them mummies or do I have to do everything myself over here
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Nobody will accept my limp handjob coins 😢
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Nov 23, 2020 14:20
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Headin down to the city walls for a snack with Theo.
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I think the real thing to pay attention to is that Attice will spread her legs for less than the cost of a good meal.
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HungryMedusa posted:I kinda want to buy a roman gently caress coin A "This Guy Fucks" challenge coin.
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I was recently trying to find the exact quote of the graffiti by that guy who made bread on April 19th and I found all these twee internet posts going like "Today, April 19th, it's the anniversary of when the guy made bread." It doesn't work like that! We use a different calendar!
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Article on the Pompeii mummies https://www.cnet.com/news/pompeiians-healthy-before-volcanic-death-ct-scans-reveal/  quote:Perhaps the most famous volcanic catastrophe in all of history was the eruption of Mount Vesuvius in 79AD. It was an extraordinarily violent event: The volcano exploded, heaving ash, stones and fumes 33 kilometres (20.5 miles) into the air, and ejecting crushed pumice and lava at a rate of 1.5 million tons per second.
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Turns out there were other ways to die during this event as well! Though there's been recent speculation he was crushed post-mortum it's a cooler to think this dude got fuckin OWNED as he was already fleeing
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Nov 23, 2020 18:22
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Bula Vinaka posted:
Eww dude your cousin? Really?
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I was recently trying to find the exact quote of the graffiti by that guy who made bread on April 19th and I found all these twee internet posts going like "Today, April 19th, it's the anniversary of when the guy made bread." The original inscription is "XIII K(alendas) MAIAS PANEM FECI" "13th day before the kalends of May" is indeed what they called April 19th (they were real hosed up and counted down the days of the months to the "nones" of the current month, then to the ides, then to the kalends, ie the start, of the next month). In our current calendar counting back to 79 AD that would be *checks notes* April 17th.
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I was thinking more of how we're on the Gregorian calendar now
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Big Beef City posted:Turns out there were other ways to die during this event as well! I think this was better quicker way to go than getting boiled alive by the pyroclastic flow.
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etalian posted:I think this was better quicker way to go than getting boiled alive by the pyroclastic flow. The good news is, that poo poo is so hot, and moves so fast, that your death is pretty much instant, and you wouldn't even have a chance to feel anything.
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Big Beef City posted:Turns out there were other ways to die during this event as well! lol this is like something outta far side
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The Voice of Labor posted:the gently caress kind of manual labor do you have to be enslaved to for it to completely gently caress your back by age 18-23? preload at UPS
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Johnny Aztec posted:The good news is, that poo poo is so hot, and moves so fast, that your death is pretty much instant, and you wouldn't even have a chance to feel anything. They got suffocated under hot ash first from the article a few posts up. 
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:They got suffocated under hot ash first from the article a few posts up. Some of the recovered got cooked alive so quickly that their brains boiled inside their skulls so fast that the pressure couldn't be released and their heads literally exploded from their steamed brains expanding as they were encased. ...I'd say death was as fairly quick as you could hope in that case. "Your braincase is literally a popcorn kernal in an instant" probably isn't the worse way to go, especially if you barely see it coming after a few seconds of confusion. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Nov 24, 2020 |
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The Pompeii and Herculaneum victims got the best fate any human could hope for: a quick relatively painless death followed by people in the far future examining and memorializing them and exhibiting them for tourists forever. Do you want to just loving fade away or something??
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steamed brains ... it's more of a pompeii expression
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i'm not even going to search, i'm absolutely certain there is some funeral service available to give you the best shot at becoming a fossil. like "give us money, we bury your carcass in a big glob of mud and pack it tight"
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Big Beef City posted:Some of the recovered got cooked alive so quickly that their brains boiled inside their skulls so fast that the pressure couldn't be released and their heads literally exploded from their steamed brains expanding as they were encased. I literally made the  face as I read this.
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YeahTubaMike posted:I literally made the Imagine the horrifying alternative. This was nature's act of mercy.
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Bula Vinaka posted:House of Orpheus: I have buggered men Pretty cool that the archetypical SA shitpost was even being made in ancient Pompeii
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If I'm remembering correctly, the name of the main protagonist in pokemon, ash catchem, was inspired by the lives lost in the vesuvias eruption
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:The Pompeii and Herculaneum victims got the best fate any human could hope for: a quick relatively painless death followed by people in the far future examining and memorializing them and exhibiting them for tourists forever. Do you want to just loving fade away or something?? Death jacker is the true hero of Pompeii
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Laterite posted:steamed brains ... it's more of a pompeii expression Funny, I'm from Herculaneum and I've never been flash-boiled alive.
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Check your head, you may have had the misfortune of being crushed under falling debris.
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I really like the idea of using graffiti to just remark about what you’re doing in the moment. I mean I guess it’s just like social media on a literal wall, but it’s got some class.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I was thinking more of how we're on the Gregorian calendar now "years" dont actually exist. the earth orbits the sun a little different each time it goes around, we just hardly notice because of our puny human time scale. being on the same date is arbitrary regardless of what calendar system you are using. i feel safe celebrating "guy makes bread day" on april 19th
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Free Cheese posted:If I'm remembering correctly, the name of the main protagonist in pokemon, ash catchem, was inspired by the lives lost in the vesuvias eruption geodude is based on a true story
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I really like the idea of using graffiti to just remark about what you’re doing in the moment. I mean I guess it’s just like social media on a literal wall, but it’s got some class. you must be in awe whenever you see the writing on the stall in bathrooms
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Robo Reagan posted:you must be in awe whenever you see the writing on the stall in bathrooms No because that’s always just dumb poo poo about sucking dicks. Nobody writes about baking bread in a bathroom stall.
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People have been posting on social media for a long time, in ancient times the "media" was the walls of buildings
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Nov 24, 2020 19:19
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:No because that’s always just dumb poo poo about sucking dicks. what if sucking dicks is what you're doing in the moment?
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I reach out with trembling hand and reverently touch the words on the bathroom stall, "JIMMY SUCKD OFF 3 DUDEZ HERE" qui primus venerit, primus verat I whisper
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Nov 24, 2020 19:22
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Loden Taylor posted:what if sucking dicks is what you're doing in the moment? Do that while baking bread and you’ve got something worth recording for posterity.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Do that while baking bread and you’ve got something worth recording for posterity. i would like to buy your "baking bread and sucking dicks" coin, its the last one i need for my collection
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Do that while baking bread and you’ve got something worth recording for posterity. You gotta do something while the bread proofs.
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