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Elmnt80

OH NOOOO!





GET IN NERDS, WE'RE GONNA GO VISIT OUR POSTING BUDDIES!

Since we've been visited by some neat threads this year from other forums (Kitty 6ers, BYOB spaceship and an upcoming surprise thread ), I feel its only right that we bring our own brand of fun to the rest of the forums with a travelling holiday car game. The thread will be here in AI to start so can we get it going, then I'll send it to another forum so they can join in! Having it bookmarked so you can keep posting as it travels is highly encouraged. Hopefully we pick more and more people up as the thread travels!

But Elmnt80 I hear you cry, you haven't posted any rules!
This is on purpose and is in fact a hallowed AI tradition. You learn the rules of the game by observing how its being played and how each post relates to the one before it. This is also a high stakes game, probes will happen, watch carefully.

The last thing is that I am declaring no hard mode posts until this thread is outside of AI.

Now, I do think that the only appropriate vehicle for an AI road trip would be a PURPLE CHEVROLET G10 VAN

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CAT INTERCEPTOR

I think you mean dont piss in the sink....again!

I'm just finishing off my PURPLE SUBARU GC8 WRX for said roadtrip as I type

meatpimp

Psst -- Wanna buy

EVERYWHERE
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!



CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

I'm just finishing off my PURPLE SUBARU GC8 WRX for said roadtrip as I type



No way, more class. PURPLE VOLVO C70

Edit: Fuckin' Aced.

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meatpimp fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Nov 21, 2020

IOwnCalculus





Wouldn't be an AI roadtrip without a Purple Miata.

Liquid Communism


Out here, everything hurts.




Too new-school, I think we should take the Purple '70 Duster. Factory purple, even.

beep-beep car is go

I can just eyeball this, right?



But what about the classic 1963 Buick Riveria



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Modus Man



Right era, but needs more cargo space, like this Purple 1971 Chevelle Station Wagon

InitialDave

I Want To Believe.


Needs more , how about a purple '99 TVR Cerbera?

The Door Frame

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Needs more cylinders, we need a Purple V12 Lincoln Zephyr

Elmnt80

OH NOOOO!





The only true color for old iron like that is red like you find on this

Red Lincoln Zephyr

Liquid Communism


Out here, everything hurts.




Red's a great color for old iron, like this Red '32 Ford.

Big Taint



Red's cool but the best color is blue like this '32 Ford.

Arse Porn Cage



I'm partial to this blue 1948 Tucker Torpedo, myself.

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Arse Porn Cage fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Nov 22, 2020

Deteriorata

The general increasing love of athletics is benefiting our young men, and making their lives better and more worth the living.

I'll be buzzing along in my blue Kaiyun Pickman truck:

Turbo Fondant

RESALE VALUE, MEIN HERR




If you're road trippin' you want comfort (until it falls apart), style (that's questionable at best) and a big v8 (that makes less hp than a Honda Fit). Like a Blue 1975 Buick LeSabre

Turbo Fondant fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Nov 22, 2020

Ether Frenzy



If you're getting a Buick you might as well get the Blue '59 LeSabre 'vert

Ephphatha






Those boats are great if you want to go cruising in your sunday best, but for an AI road trip we want to explore in something a little more exciting. I reckon a Blue Plymouth Superbird would be suitable:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhxoJD8y3kA

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meatpimp

Psst -- Wanna buy

EVERYWHERE
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!



If you're going on a road trip, the only correct Superbird would be a less shameful ORANGE PLYMOUTH SUPERBIRD

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Modus Man



Oh, yeah youíre right, nothing quite like an Orange Superbird to get an AI road trip set off on the right foot!

Liquid Communism


Out here, everything hurts.




Not much back seat room in those, maybe a '70 Roadrunner in Orange might let us carry more cheap beer and jerky?

Safety Dance

Five degrees to starboard!


I'd rather have a real driver's car: an orange late-70s Fiat 124 Spider



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cursedshitbox

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Why go fast when you can go anywhere in comfort with this Orange Range Rover Classic

LloydDobler

You shared it with a dick.



Comfort, safety and cargo space are what I think of when planning a road trip, that's why I'd pick an Orange Volvo 145.

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Ether Frenzy



Comfort, safety.. and parts that work occasionally you say? Step right over to the Orange 1973 Opel GT.

Liquid Communism


Out here, everything hurts.




For some reason I like the blockier Opels better, like this 1986 Opel Monza GSE in White.

Midjack






Blocky and German? A white 1973 VW Thing will meet those requirements.

sharkytm

Gimme Gimme Swedish Fish...



Silly Midjack. The only option is a VW bonus harlequin 1974 type 181/Thing:

McTinkerson

Dreaming of Shock Diamonds

Did someone say Harlequin? It's not just VW that can slap together a bunch of different vehicles body panels and end up with a cult following.

FCA can as well with a 2018 Harlequin Dodge Charger

Deteriorata

The general increasing love of athletics is benefiting our young men, and making their lives better and more worth the living.

McTinkerson posted:

Did someone say Harlequin? It's not just VW that can slap together a bunch of different vehicles body panels and end up with a cult following.

FCA can as well with a 2018 Harlequin Dodge Charger


Dodge Chargers look so much better in paisley:

Arse Porn Cage



The question of the best paint scheme for a Dodge Charger isn't as simple as black and white.

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Turbo Fondant

RESALE VALUE, MEIN HERR




Charger cop cars are cool cause you can't opress minorities if the transmission fell apart. But If we're doing crappy cop cars, I'm gonna do a Black and white Disco Nova

The Door Frame

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

I don't know if it really is crappy or if I just can't stop thinking about one falling apart in the honorable Richard J Daley Plaza, but it's got to be a Black and White Dodge Monaco

Liquid Communism


Out here, everything hurts.




I like a Black and White Crown Vic, myself.

Elmnt80

OH NOOOO!





Honestly, an ex cop car like this WHITE CROWN VIC makes a great rolling couch for a road trip.



And with that, I think we have a good example of what to do and what not to do, so this thread will soon be heading to BYOB!

The Royal Nonesuch



Elmnt80 posted:

Honestly, an ex cop car like this WHITE CROWN VIC makes a great rolling couch for a road trip.



And with that, I think we have a good example of what to do and what not to do, so this thread will soon be heading to BYOB!

I don't think a white crown vic is very woke these days OP, poor choice



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Modus Man



Well then, bon voyage in a white Citroen 2cv

Safety Dance

Five degrees to starboard!


The problem with a white car is it's so difficult to keep it clean. I think this Grey, 1984 2CV is going to get the job done more handsomely.

Somewhat Heroic

(Insert Mad Max related text)

Yeah but you can't even climb rocks. I think a Grey Lexus LX 470 is the best option. It will go anywhere you want like Star Bucks, Whole Foods, the end of the earth if needs be.

Horrible Butts


For me? I need a car thatís seen it all.
Nothing beats a badly burned white Lexus LX 470


Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!

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pecan



Welcome to BYOB, AI! I think I can play the game just fine with my advanced understanding of the rules.

But a destroyed car can't help you if you need to drive your son and his two friends to church group on Wednesday night. My friend Derek's mom won't speak to me again after I pissed my boardshorts in the backseat of her 2003 Tangerine Pearlcoat Chrysler PT Cruiser.





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