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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

:) this is gonna be a lousy show

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Armitage posted:

what are the odds that the undertaker's final act will be to destroy sami zayn or aleister black?

what are the chances this is a set up for a bad wrestlemania match

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

miz and mrs must be making shitloads of money right now

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

this dire loving holiday music

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Codependent Poster posted:

Yes, this is why Sasha Banks uses her father's frog splash

god drat eddie was a busy man.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Are those fake fireworks or no lmao

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

a.lo posted:

he's going to be put in the egg

bray wyatt comes out of the egg in the weirdest torch passing ever.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Dacap posted:

Keith Lee deserves so much better. Remember what a loving star he looked like at last years SS?

no because this year has been 45 years.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

These guys need to practice tearing their shirts off

finally hulk hogan has job security.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I dunno what the hell the street profits are doing but I'd absolutely watch them do this for like ten more minutes.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

why the gently caress are they moving the show to yet another arena they can't put people in

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Pylons posted:

Because they can't use the Amway Center anymore.

oh hell why? orange county restrictions?

Procrastinator posted:

imagine using a storm gimmick for your ppv in the year of the most active atlantic hurricane season on record

or 2020 at all, like come on.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Hirez posted:

oh yea, lol his entrance alone is gonna take 15 minutes

I like to imagine they just keep making stages of an entrance until they run out of time. like they just carefully replay every single solitary intro ever.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

if you have a loving sword why the gently caress do you need to wrestle? just stab the motherfuckers in your way.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I like the black and blue plaid

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

SalTheBard posted:

Drew Mcintyre is good. Heel Reigns is good. A live crowd would be lit

I think the potential is there but this "I'm the tribal chief" poo poo has to go.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Codependent Poster posted:

I like tribal chief Roman but they need to make it so he's not always slowly and quietly talking.

I like a head of the family gimmick. I don't like the exact wording of "tribal chief" because it just doesn't have that slick roll that a gimmick needs. at least, not the way he says it. it's like he can't figure out how to make it sound cool.

then again, that's anything that comes out of his mouth.

Intruder posted:

I AM THE TABLE

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

every time 84 year old shane does the little dance I go "haha, we're all 14 again" and then the crushing hell of reality sets in again.

do the dance, you stupid old man. do the dance :smith:

Codependent Poster posted:

Is Retribution gonna kayfabe kill the Undertaker?

watching thin blue line undertaker kayfabe die to the bad mimicry of antifa would be delicious.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

jbl looks like a 1970s action movie villain

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

the ring opens up, kane is under there, he drags all these people to hell and undertaker has to avenge them for his FINAL MATCH AT WRASSLEMANIA, right?

please?

I just really always wanted kane and the undertaker to kayfabe die together and like, the ending of grease. just a weed hearse soaring into the sky.

Seth Rollins posted:

mick foley looks demented

well yeah it's mick

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

WrasslorMonkey posted:

This is going to be such a horrific super spreader event

hall of fame is held at a mausoleum next year.

E: haha wwe is gonna just have a mass pyre burial as the main event to raw in like 3 weeks.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Seth Rollins posted:

is this ever going to end

in about two weeks

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Wouldn't it be a real bitch if Ric Flair has it and he just did all those handshakes and hugs and he fuckin' knows it and that's why he's so happy?

I can't help it, I'm just full of endless covid death scenarios right now

IT'S THE MAYOR

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

sportsgenius86 posted:

Hahahaha he’s in gear

he looks so loving humiliated and I'm so happy.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Big Queefy posted:

Remember when Kane was a goon?

he still is

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

WrasslorMonkey posted:

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the giant chud Undertaker. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to him"

I think you can reasonably appreciate a man's work without liking the man behind it or his beliefs, especially through this sort of thing. gently caress Calloway's trash beliefs, but the Undertaker gave us a ton of entertainment.

Vince sounds sick.

Vince has covid.

Vince is the superspreader.

No one leaves WWE alive.

E: not that he would anyway because HE'S THE DEADMAN

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

hey vince? no one else gets an amazing 30 year career like this because you don't loving invest in character building in a way that resonates with audiences like you used to. you goddamn squeaky toy soundin' sumbitch.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Silly Burrito posted:

"oh you want me to turn roman back face then, ok"

I'm locking you in The Big Blue Pool with 50 children.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

80s James Hetfield posted:

Vince had to have some undisclosed medical issue.

That's just not normal aging

he's probably had covid 75 times at this point and at least 5 different kinds of cancer.

lol you can see the scissor under the lift because the cameras are so good

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

CarlCX posted:

You could put this much effort into literally any person on your roster

Imagine Keith Lee with a good build up and 10% of this effort.

Shinjobi posted:

Is taker dead yet

2-3 weeks

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Undertaker removes the hat, slowly strips off the gloves, lifts the mic, rolls back his eyes and then intones,"Yo I'm Audi 500" and leaves.

I like to imagine a coffin lowers from the rafters and he just climbs in it and flips off everyone and shuts the lid.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

What if the WWE is actually all ghosts and we don't know it and he's just been Ghostbusting for all these years?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Maybe he's got inoperable cancer or something and he wanted to say bye

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Seth Rollins posted:

paul bearer is a ghost

holy poo poo I was right about the WWE ghosts

also that was horrible tasteless.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

oh okay he's slitting his own throat this time for reasons.

what was the point of any of that?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

the second you're behind that curtain, you're nothin' but a mark.

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

the dumbass broken skull poo poo has him with that cancer pale skin.

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