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It happened, the worst thing in the world. I woke up yesterday, in my bed, and I had turned into a Manager. My mom and Dad yelled at me, and all my coworkers laughed at my hunch back formed, the buzzing flies that swarm me constantly chewed on my mickey mouse ears and dust mites clogged my nostrils. Going to jump down the stairs today
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you could have stopped this, but didnt you have no one to blame but yourself
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Nov 23, 2020 01:48
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SuppressdPuberty93 posted:It happened, the worst thing in the world. I woke up yesterday, in my bed, and I had turned into a Manager. My mom and Dad yelled at me, and all my coworkers laughed at my hunch back formed, the buzzing flies that swarm me constantly chewed on my mickey mouse ears and dust mites clogged my nostrils. Going to jump down the stairs today you can't even Manage to make a decent thread op
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Nov 23, 2020 03:45
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My manager is the dumbest person on the team. I'm sure you're the same op
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Nov 23, 2020 04:08
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may i have a raise, op
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Nov 23, 2020 04:20
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You better not do any bullshit forced teamwork exercises, im gonna call out sick OP
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Nov 23, 2020 05:09
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little munchkin posted:may i have a raise, op This. I've been posting hard for a long time and I deserve more compensation
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Nov 23, 2020 05:45
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SuppressdPuberty93 posted:It happened, the worst thing in the world. I woke up yesterday, in my bed, and I had turned into a Manager. My mom and Dad yelled at me, and all my coworkers laughed at my hunch back formed, the buzzing flies that swarm me constantly chewed on my mickey mouse ears and dust mites clogged my nostrils. Going to jump down the stairs today Put a mattress at the bottom of the stairs and make it a fun activity you can safely do, in your house
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Nov 23, 2020 05:50
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Look. Look. It's really bad. It's bad to manage. It's just poo poo.
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Nov 23, 2020 05:52
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Jewel Repetition posted:This. I've been posting hard for a long time and I deserve more compensation gently caress you I've been putting pure sweat equity into these forums for over a decade
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Nov 23, 2020 05:54
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I'm being served a plate of my own feces while shareholders and board members whip my sunburned belly and set my pubic hair on fire
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Nov 23, 2020 06:21
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SuppressdPuberty93 posted:I'm being served a plate of my own feces while shareholders and board members whip my sunburned belly and set my pubic hair on fire sorry
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Nov 23, 2020 06:22
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SuppressdPuberty93 posted:I'm being served a plate of my own feces while shareholders and board members whip my sunburned belly and set my pubic hair on fire
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Nov 23, 2020 06:24
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SuppressdPuberty93 posted:I'm being served a plate of my own feces while shareholders and board members whip my sunburned belly and set my pubic hair on fire 
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Nov 23, 2020 06:38
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should've taken your assbreath killers, op
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Nov 23, 2020 07:12
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wow, time to make more money and do nothing productive all day while terrifying your fellow employees who depend on you. also congrats on your "24/7" free pass from HR!
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Nov 23, 2020 07:14
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Youre Mr. Manager, OP.
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Nov 23, 2020 08:02
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SuppressdPuberty93 posted:It happened, the worst thing in the world. I woke up yesterday, in my bed, and I had turned into a Manager. My mom and Dad yelled at me, and all my coworkers laughed at my hunch back formed, the buzzing flies that swarm me constantly chewed on my mickey mouse ears and dust mites clogged my nostrils. Going to jump down the stairs today gently caress you normie
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Nov 23, 2020 08:04
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Time to undermine corporate
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Nov 23, 2020 08:05
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my manager keeps asking me if I want to be a manager and I keep saying "nah I'd prefer to remain an IC, thanks" one day he and an HR rep will fire me
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Nov 23, 2020 08:32
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time to unionize the other managers, op you have nothing to lose but your chains + manager gut (because you gotta be fit to collectively bargain for better working conditions)
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Nov 23, 2020 09:51
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please hand in your prole card op
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Nov 23, 2020 10:32
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MSDOS KAPITAL posted:my manager keeps asking me if I want to be a manager and I keep saying "nah I'd prefer to remain an IC, thanks" I like your delusions. There will be no two people, you'll be discarded like a snotty tissue in the cold season. Without so much as a second thought What I'm saying your best hope at eliciting any reaction is to land beside the bin
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Nov 23, 2020 12:02
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Do you have hiring and firing privileges? Can you influence how much other employees get paid? If not don't worry you are still working class. When capital realised they could fracture the working class by giving the natural leaders a tie and telling them they are now aligned with the bosses was a big step towards where we are today.
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Nov 23, 2020 13:37
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Backcountry posted:My manager is the dumbest person on the team. I'm sure you're the same op Its by design  promote the dumb ones who believe A) theyll somehow climb up an imaginary career ladder and B) will do what the company tells them no questions asked. Its the same reason they wont hire someone to be a cop if theyre too smart
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Nov 23, 2020 13:40
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exmachina posted:Do you have hiring and firing privileges? Can you influence how much other employees get paid? If not don't worry you are still working class. When capital realised they could fracture the working class by giving the natural leaders a tie and telling them they are now aligned with the bosses was a big step towards where we are today. "the natural leaders"? What kind of bizarro world managers have you had?
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Nov 23, 2020 13:43
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Griefor posted:"the natural leaders"? What kind of bizarro world managers have you had? nothing is more natural than intense brown nosing just look at how dogs communicate, I challenge you to find me a more natural creature than the dog
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Nov 23, 2020 14:11
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if everything dogs do is so natural why cant i lick my crotch?
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Nov 23, 2020 20:27
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OP stop with this shameful self-promotion
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Nov 23, 2020 20:28
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I can't come in tomorrow I have haaaangov- a cooooooold cancer it's cancer very sad
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Nov 23, 2020 20:34
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My GM keeps telling me my attitude is poo poo and doesn't understand the beaming pride on my face every time he tells me. OP are you this out of touch with reality as well?
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Nov 23, 2020 20:49
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Getting pelted with tomatoes by all the kids in the neighborhood when they find out im a manager.
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Nov 23, 2020 21:36
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my buddy got promoted to manager, and he continued to be a cool dude as manager and everyone was happy and everything was going so well. so well that they transferred him to another failing school and traded us their incredibly lovely manager, and very stupid and aggressive lady that made us all go to school to turn in our zoom classes on a usb stick to "review" them
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Nov 23, 2020 21:43
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hey op, will i get time and a half for posting on thanksgiving?
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Nov 23, 2020 21:53
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now you do the trotskyist thing and take every single profit-harming decision while you can, op give people time off, send them food paid by corporate money, etc do it for the working class
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Nov 25, 2020 15:09
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I've been placed in a led box and cameras have been shoved in my rear end. My employees have created holes on all sides of the led box and use cattle prods to shocks my exposed cheeks.
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Dec 1, 2020 03:15
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managerification
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Dec 1, 2020 03:25
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One of the things Ive learned about being a manager (Im also the manager of where I work) is that it can be challenging work, and yet rewarding
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you will receive your PMC card in the mail, it grants you twice the votes in all dem primaries and 25% off hamilton tickets
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