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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

It happened, the worst thing in the world. I woke up yesterday, in my bed, and I had turned into a Manager. My mom and Dad yelled at me, and all my coworkers laughed at my hunch back formed, the buzzing flies that swarm me constantly chewed on my mickey mouse ears and dust mites clogged my nostrils. Going to jump down the stairs today

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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

I'm being served a plate of my own feces while shareholders and board members whip my sunburned belly and set my pubic hair on fire

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

I've been placed in a led box and cameras have been shoved in my rear end. My employees have created holes on all sides of the led box and use cattle prods to shocks my exposed cheeks.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Algund Eenboom posted:

One of the things Ive learned about being a manager (Im also the manager of where I work) is that it can be challenging work, and yet rewarding

I love to see my employees grow, and find fulfillment in their work.

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