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Prof. Crocodile



An evil space emperor tells the story of the first Thanksgiving to Goku as they prepare to fight, and it takes so long they have to break it up with a side story about Vegeta trying to find parking at a grocery store because Bulma needs brown sugar for the candied yams.

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Prof. Crocodile



Turkey: Hahahahaha! Now prepare to encounter my final form!

*turns into sandwich*


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Luvcow




*12 episode arc of the first cut of the carving of the turkey interspersed with shots of everyone watching with mouths wide open yelling*


https://giant.gfycat.com/FrankTightButterfly.webm

thanks to manifisto for the amazing sig

Cobalt-60

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.



*mashes potatoes by punching them 9000 times*

*pulverizes cranberries with energy blast*

*whips cream in single combat*

Stoner Sloth



i told you to get green beans, not senzu beans - now grandpa joe has gone full super saiyan and is somehow even more racist!



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

take the moon

by Fluffdaddy


Prof. Crocodile posted:

Turkey: Hahahahaha! Now prepare to encounter my final form!

*turns into sandwich*

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Yinlock





we just need to hold out until goku gets back with the gravy


hey mom its 420

im gay

frieza, the ginyu force and a bunch of unnamed goons are sitting at what appears to be a pretty awkward thanksgiving dinner

"you there, soldier! would you be so kind as to ... pass me the gravy"

the soldier nervously fumbles and of course spills the gravy over frieza's sweater, begins cowering and begging for forgiveness

"i will forgive this transgression today ... be sure it doesn't happen again"

google THIS



GYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(starts glowing)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(small pebbles start to levitate)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(the earth quakes, the ground cracks)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*pop*

shame on an IGA



The entire thing is Android 16 delivering a 3 hour benediction. It claims its rightful place alongside the Charlie Brown christmas special as one of the only truly sacred things in american culture.

alnilam



Goku spends 8 episodes forming a Spirit Bomb... the spirit of Thanksgiving that is!

... But when the dust clears, Vegeta is standing there, clothes tattered, still refusing to be grateful for the good things he has in life


https://giant.gfycat.com/GloriousDemandingKoodoo.webm
ty prof. crocodile

Khanstant



me checking the internal temperature of the turkey

"it's over one sixty fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!"

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Prof. Crocodile posted:

Turkey: Hahahahaha! Now prepare to encounter my final form!

*turns into sandwich*

lolol

google THIS



Needless to say, Krillin doesn't survive the first winter

hey mom its 420

im gay

google THIS posted:

Needless to say, Krillin doesn't survive the first winter

loll

Joey McChrist







goten using the dragon balls to wish that piccolo was his dad too so he could have a normal thanksgiving



big thanks to sk for the sullivan sig!

DOPE FIEND KILLA G



Turducken absolutely sounds like the name of a dbz villain


<--sid made this one!

owlhawk911


DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

Turducken absolutely sounds like the name of a dbz villain

hmm a villain or a move


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Prof. Crocodile



DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

Turducken absolutely sounds like the name of a dbz villain

Goku gasps in disbelief as the evil turkey, evil duck, and evil chicken do the fusion dance to become King Turducken.


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Macnult


imagining problematic relatives as DBZ characters after going for a pre-dinner walk with my cousins

FutonForensic




by Khanstant

Sid Vicious



uaing the hyperbolic time chamber to train but with really low gravity instead of high so my stomach can fit more rutabaga

pecan



Joey McChrist









big thanks to sk for the sullivan sig!

owlhawk911



https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

google THIS



hey mom its 420

im gay

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




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Yinlock






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